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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

An Incident 2

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Me saw this entry in Misuka´s blog and me really like the story she posted there. Me shall share the incident with additional spices from me of course...

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Mr Tan had been married for 7 years. He was an average white-collar executive in a MNC, driving a Nissan, lived in a Terrace, went for vacation every year with his wife and only son. He paid his tax timely, his life was nothing but plain routine, plain like the plain water.

On a Friday night, Mr Tan came home later than usual after having a few Beer in the Pub with some of his colleagues.

Mrs Tan wasn´t feeling well and they started a quarrel over a trivial matter and accidentally, Mr Tan killed his wife.

He was panic and didn´t know what to do. He was only 30 years old, he had a good career and he definitely didn´t want to go to jail for a mistake, an unintended mistake, caused by him.

Good thing his 5-year-old son Alex was already asleep.

After much consideration, Mr Tan buried his wife in his garden. His corner terrace was the last unit and his immediate neighbour, the Lim Family was in the States and would only be back the following week.

While cleaning himself in the bathroom, Mr Tan kept thinking, "How am I going to explain to Alex where his mummy has gone to?"

Knowing his 5-year-old was super-duper glued to his mummy, Mr Tan was really worried how to answer Alex question about his mummy´s whereabout.

One day passed... Alex never asked any question.

Second day passed... Alex still didn´t ask for his mummy.

Third day passed...

Fourth day passed...

On the fifth day, Mr Tan could no longer suppress his doubts, he asked Alex, "Alex, how come you don´t miss your mummy? How come you never ask me where mummy goes?"

Alex, with his big innocent eyes, looked at his daddy and replied, "Daddy, I want to ask you one question?"

"Yes?" Mr Tan asked.

"Why are you carrying mummy behind your back for so many days......"

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Friday, November 24, 2006

10 Handsome Guys (Updated)

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Since me did the 10 Beautiful Girls, me may as well do something on 10 handsome guys.

As guys do not attract me like girls do, guess that´s why me ain´t able to fill up all 10 Handsome Guys leh, only managed to have 8, me will still post up 10 Handsome Guys with the help of my readers.

So, please provide your view of handsome guys and hopefully me can fill up the gap, kam siah..

1) Fei Xiang 费翔
费翔 appeared long time ago but he was rather young and had a baby-face then. As he aged over the years, he looks better and his charm has always made the gals drool.


2) Leslie Cheung 张国荣
Leslie Cheung 张国荣 was indeed a Superstar during his primetime in show business. He had held a Farewell Concert and later stepped back into the Lime-light again. A great lost when he decided to end his life in a rather tragic way.


3) Takeshi Kaneshiro 金城武
He started his career path in Taiwan as a Singer but frankly speaking, he cannot sing well. It was a wise move when he left Taiwan and ventured into Hong Kong and later into Japan. Now he is one of the BIGGEST Star in the Chinese Society.


4) Wentworth MillerTo be honest, me don´t know him at all, that is to say before me got myself hooked in the T.V. drama "Prison Break". The story line is interesting and rather exciting and he definitely stood up among all the prisoners in the drama.


5) Hideaki Takizawa 龙泽秀明Apart from seeing his photo once in a while in the Newspaper or some 娱乐八卦杂志, me know nothing about him except he does have a handsome face.


6) Park Yong Ha 朴龙河 He was the 第二男主角 in the popular Korean Drama 冬季恋歌 with everybody concentrating on 第一男主角Bae Yong Jun 裴勇俊. Although most gals will prefer 裴勇俊 to 朴龙河, me still think 朴龙河 is better looking.


7) Jimmy Lin 林志颖He was the Pretty Face from Taiwan to stop the monopoly Pretty Boy Syndrome - Arron Kwok 郭富城 when 郭富城 conquered the millions of young gals heart then. Though 林志颖 is around 30 now, his pretty baby face still stays with him.


8) Edison Chen 陈冠希
Another pretty face but this boy has a rather "Bad Boy" look and rather 踹 and 怪烂. As the saying goes: 男人不坏、女人不爱.

9) Daniel Wu 吴彦祖At certain angle, this young man does look a little bit like Andy Lau 刘德华. Refused to be clssified as a Pretty Face, he had been taking up roles which really geared up his acting skill. One of his show which me think his acting skill improved a lot is 旺角黑夜.

10) Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackson, to many, is known for acting in the X-Men series. Actually he also acted in Van Helsing, Swordfish, Someone Like You, Kate & Leopold etc. Many girls fall for his charm with the different roles he played in the different movies but me think he still looked the best in the show Kate & Leopold.

After seeing all the handsome faces, me can only say @#€$%&, why me don´t have a handsome face like they have?

lim peh kong wan liao

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Why? Why?? Why???

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Received the following email from a friend.

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Why, Why, Why ?

**Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

**Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

**Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

**Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

**Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

**Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

**Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

**Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

**Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

**Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

**Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

**How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

**When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

**Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

**In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

**How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?*

*The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you who is insane*

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What Goes Around Comes Around

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Saw this in Kurakat´s blog. A good read to me.

Click here to read.

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

What goes around comes around

He almost didn't see the old lady, stranded on the side of the road. But even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.

Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her?

He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry.

He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you. He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson."

Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire.

But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt. As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through.

She couldn't thank him enough for coming to her aid.

Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him.

This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way. He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, "And think of me." He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.

A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant.

Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger.

Then she remembered Bryan.

After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be.

Then she noticed something written on the napkin. There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote:

"You don't owe me anything.
I have been there too.
Somebody once helped me out,
the way I'm helping you.
If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do:
Do not let this chain of love end with you."
Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.

Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard..

She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, "Everything's gonna be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson."

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There is an old saying "What goes around comes around.." Today, I sent you this story (via a blog entry), and I'm asking you to pass it on (in any mode which you are comfortable with)... Let this light shine. Don't delete it. Please pass this on to a friend. "Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."

posted by Kurakat at Tuesday, November 21, 2006


// Unquote //

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Monday, November 20, 2006

佛陀的一个故事 / A Buddha´s Story

佛陀成佛以后,很多人都很尊敬他,可是有一个小流氓,他不相信佛陀这么伟大。

有一天就跑到佛陀那里去,对佛陀胡说八道,讲完了,佛陀笑一笑说:“你说的很有道理。”

这个小流氓听了很高兴,他骂佛陀,佛陀居然还说他讲的很有道理。

佛陀就问他说:“你家里过年的时候,办喜事的时候,有没有送给亲友们礼物啊?”

他说:“有啊!父母都叫我送去给亲戚朋友。”

佛陀说:“如果你送这么好的礼物给亲朋好友,而人家不收时,你怎么办?”

他说:“那还是我的东西,我带回来就好了嘛!”

佛陀就说:“那么,你今天对佛陀说的话,我认为是很好的礼物,可是我不接受。你自己带回去好了,怎么样呢?”

小流氓这下没有话讲了,他知道错了。。。

** 原文取自 “动中好修行 --- 圣开法师” 新加坡人乘佛教文化出版社

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For those who did not read my post earlier, I had actually done a direct translation on the contents above, trying to allow the non-Chinese readers to understand what I posted but was badly done due to my lousy pathetic translation skill.

A comment was left by a reader with the correct English version and I must thank that person for his effort.

Thank You Very Much.

(Please click onto my comment field to get a better understanding of the content in English.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

How The Company Views Its Employees (HE vs SHE)

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Is there such a thing as Fairness? You tell lim peh la.

How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)

The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain.

HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal.
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.

HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.

HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.

The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticised HER.
She'll be very upset.

HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.

HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.

Fair?

lim peh kong wan liao

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A Hilarious Entry By Kenny Ng

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Read this hilarious entry.

Click here to read.

* Source from Kenny Ng´s blog *

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

General Motors vs Microsoft

*Received this article in my email, just want to share with you all this interesting article.*

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

  1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
  2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
  3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
  4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
  5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
  6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single
    "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
  7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
  8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
  9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
  10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate – their computers!

Happy Mid-week!!!

lim peh kong wan liao

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Monday, November 13, 2006

(旧著)

有这么一句话:“好死不如歹活”,可见生比死好。很多人(特别是一些年轻人)只为了一点芝麻绿豆的小事便嚷着不想活了。

更有很多人只吃了一点小苦头,便四处哭诉自己的命有多么的苦。

受一点小挫折、吃那么一点苦,算得了什么?

人根本无从选择自己的命:既然已被父母生了下来,就该好好地生活下去。

其实想一想,生活在新加坡不好吗?

一不小心,命运作弄你,把你生在非洲,你就是一个被鄙视的黑人;若在科威特,你现在或许还是无家可归;

更糟的是,如果生活在以前的年代,搞不好还落在中国某个暴君的统治下;或者在德国希特勒的统治下;你说你现在是不是身在福中不知福?

有人这么说过:“我爱我的孩子,所以我不把他们生出来,到这个世界上受苦。”

真不明白说这话的人,把孩子生下来,命运好坏由得他们自己去闯,至少他们曾来过这世上一趟。若根本没生下来,怎么去爱他们?狗屁不通!

既然已被生了下来,何必再怨天怨地?这个世界是公平的。只要你肯闯,肯打拼,总会有收获。

去闯一闯吧,你不难发现这世上还是美好的。

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2006 后语:

生不生孩子,是很主观的,没有对或错。

当年真的是年少轻狂,什么都写,文笔中似乎总透露着一丝的愤愤不平。。。

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

10 Beautiful Girls

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Different people have different tastes and views on certain issues. Different men view girl girl as beautiful differently and me was thinking that night, when me couldn´t sleep, what kind of girl girl will be considered as beautiful.

With my eyes closed, my mind wandered far away in a beautiful land with those beautiful girl girl...

1) Shu Qi 舒淇

The first time me saw Shu Qi acting was, ahem, a Category III Hong Kong movie. Though I must say her body was, eh still is, beautiful, I actually like her lips more. I was in fact quite happy when she stopped making Category III movies but kena quite a lot of insults from my hum-sap kakis when I voiced out my view to them.

2) Lee Li Chen 李丽珍 She has a pretty face and innocent cum ignorant look. Half way through her career, she too became the actress in some Category III movies. Stop the smutter, dirty, filthy smile on your face ok!?!? I think she is beautiful in her own unique way, not just her vital stats. Lately she has become rather weird with all the lousy news of her. My impression on her changed drastically but me still think she is pretty.

3) Kuan Zhi Lin 关芝琳 She was once my idol and I really think she was one of the most beautiful lady then. Saw her recently in the papers and though she does look older but she still looks good to me.

4) Zhong Li Ti 钟丽缇 Hmmm, although she is already a mother of one, her sexiness still lingers around her though, like Kuan Zhi Lin, she has somehow aged but gives her a more matured image. Just look at her body face.

5) Akina 中森明菜 How can I not classify her as a all-time favourite beautiful girl? Although me do not understand a single song she sang but just looking at her was enough to sweep Old Beng off the ground. She was one Goddess to all young men during those good old days.

6) Angelina Jolie She is SEXY, she is HOT, she is BEAUTIFUL. Need I say more?

7) Aishwarya Rai Though I can´t even pronounce her name correctly but boy, she has the most beautiful face I must say. Beauty leaves no border at all.

8) Lin Zhi Lin 林志玲


Pretty face, nice figure plus good EQ = Lin Zhi Lin 林志玲. Her 嗲-ness really makes a lot of "麻甩佬" drool over her.

9) Cecilia Cheung 张柏芝 Many say she resembles Lin Qing Xia 林青霞. To me she is better cos she has the plus point for being young. A very pretty girl indeed.

10) Cha-bo-lang

Of all the girl girl whom me have mentioned, the most beautiful woman in this world to me is still my cha-bo-lang. Of course la, if not how will I want to marry her? (This last one very important, if left out, lim peh ka li kong, sure will have World War III). ^_^"""

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

狮城怪谈(十二)

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快餐店在新加坡到处都有分店,主要是因为生意好、顾客多,特别是在周末与假日,快餐店更是挤得人山人海。然而,又有谁会知道一到半夜,快餐店却隐藏着一段鲜为人知的故事呢?。。。

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白天闹哄哄 夜晚冷清清
快餐店里的另一个故事


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陈经理对 Crew Leader 阿成说:“待会儿我将在经理室里整理与总结今天的帐目,你现在就分配他们的工作吧。”

阿成点头道:“没问题,这儿就交给我吧!”

经过一轮的分配后,阿成亲自收拾厨房;阿莲负责洗完所有的皿器;阿美整理柜台的纸巾和负责清理炸薯条的炸薯机;阿发和阿明则负责扫地、抹地以及清洗厕所;最后一个女职员小妮负责收拾职员的休息室包括扫和抹地,洗刷休息室里的两间厕所。

在休息室里抹地的小妮一面工作一面哼着曲子,忽然她听到有人叫她。

于是,她便走出休息室看个究竟,一出休息室,只见阿莲正忙着洗涤皿器而喷得满身都是水。

“阿莲,妳叫我啊?” 小妮问道。

“妳说什么?我听不到。” 由于阿莲没留意到小妮,加上水流的声几乎掩盖小妮的声音,所以她没听到小妮的问题。

“我说,是不是妳在叫我?” 小妮提高声音问道。

“我叫妳?没有啊,怎么啦?” 阿莲满脸疑惑答道。

“没什么,我好象听到有人叫我。”

“我没叫妳啊,也许是其他人叫妳,妳去问问他们吧。”

“好吧。” 小妮说完便去问其他的同事。

不一会儿,小妮又回到休息室。

“怎样?谁叫妳?”阿莲问道。

“奇怪,没人叫我,但是我明明听到。。。”

“可能是妳听错了吧!”

“也许是吧!”

x x x x x

这时,大厅传来一阵吵闹声,似乎是有人正在吵架。

当阿莲和小妮走到大厅时,见到负责扫地、抹地和清洗厕所的阿发于阿明正在争吵着。

“明明是你存心跟我过不去。” 阿发对着阿明喊道。

“我都说没有了,你就是不信。”

“不是你还会有谁?这里就只有我和你两个人,难道是我自己弄的吗?” 阿发在不觉中提高声音。

“着我怎么知道?也许你吃饱没事做也说不定。关我什么事?”

眼看他们就将打起来时,Crew Leader 阿成立刻劝说了几句:“什么事这么严重?有话慢慢说。”

“就是啰,吵什么吵。” 阿莲也劝他们。

阿发指着阿明说:“刚才我洗完男厕所后,便去洗女厕所,怎知道当我洗完女厕所时走到男厕一看,满地都是肮脏的脚印,而大厅就只有阿明和我,你们说不是他又会是谁呢?难道是我自己吗?最气人的是厕所刚洗干净,又得再洗一次。”

“阿明,那你就不对了,他好不容易才洗干净,你又。。。”

“就是啰,你不应该这样作弄阿发。” 那些女孩子都纷纷指责阿明。

“我都说不是我做的,怎么连你们也不相信我。” 阿明说道。

“你当然不会承认!” 阿发嚷道。

“我干嘛要承认!根本不是我弄脏的;我自己的工作都还没做完,那还会有闲工夫去作弄你?” 阿明大声说道。

“这大厅就只有我和你两个人,不是你还会有谁?难道有鬼啊?!”

“真的不是我干的,你不信就算了。” 阿明道。

这时陈经理也闻声走了出来。

“什么事这么吵?都做完了吗?” 陈经理问道。

Crew Leader 阿成把事情的经过向陈经理说了一遍。

“好了,不管是谁的错,别再吵了,赶快做完工作,司机小林就快来了。” 陈经理道。

由于值夜班的职员总是在半夜一两点才把工作做完,因此公司聘请了一位司机负责接送大家回家。

陈经理说完后,大家都回到自己的岗位继续工作。

x x x x x

大约在半夜两点钟左右,全快餐厅的工作人员都完成了自己的工作,而迅速穿上便装,等待司机小林的到来。

不一会儿,小林驶着他的小巴士来到快餐店的门前。

快餐店的大门前便是一条马路,因此从外头是可以望进快餐店里。

陈经理做例常的巡视一圈后,便开门让全部的职员先上巴士。

为了方便明早进来工作的同事与职员,快餐店里柜台前的几盏灯是开着的。

陈经理察觉一切正常后,便锁上大门然后自己也上了巴士。

大伙儿在巴士车上有一句没一句的闲聊着,等着司机小林开车送他们回家。

x x x x x

时间一分一秒地慢慢地流逝了,小林却还是抽着烟,根本没打算要开车。

“小林,为何还不开车?” 阿发问道。

“你们人都没上齐,怎么开车?” 小林转过头来回答阿发。

陈经理听了便数起人数来。

“一,二,。。。六;六个人,对啊。” 陈经理对着小林说。

“什么对?店里柜台那儿还有两个人在走来走去,不等他们吗?”

巴士上每个人听后都纷纷转过头去看。

“没有啊。那有什么人?” 阿美第一个说道。

“嗱!站在柜台前不就有着两个职员走来走去。” 小林指着柜台说道。

当陈经理再次地转过头去看,见不到有人,马上知道小林见到了“不干净”的东西。

“小林,没有人了,开车吧。” 陈经理说道。

“但是。。。”

“不用但是了,马上开车。” 陈经理打断小林的话。

小林听后便马上开车。

每个人都知道发生了什么事,却无人敢说半句话。阿莲、阿美和小妮更是吓得脸色苍白。

几天后,小林才高速大家他那晚所见的 “东西”。

阿莲被吓得从此以后不敢再值夜班了。

x x x x x

由于陈经理再三吩咐众人不许对任何人提起当夜所发生的事,因此知道这件事的人也不过几个,而且再也没有人提起。。。

有一晚大约十一点许,有一女顾客刚好人有三急上厕所。

但当她推门进厕所时,却见到一名男子的背影在水喉前洗手。

涌进她脑里的第一个念头是:“哎呀!走错厕所。” 由于男女厕所是并排着,因此是有这个可能性。

在她急急走出厕所后,发觉到门前的字体显示她并没走错厕所。

涌进她脑里的第二个念头是:“里头有色狼或者是他走错厕所。”

在厕所外面站了几分钟,那个男的还没出来,女顾客不禁起了疑心。

就在此时,刚好一名女职员走过。

“Excuse me,麻烦妳进去查一下好吗?刚才我见到一名男子在里头。” 女顾客对着女职员说道。女职员和女顾客就一起进入查看个究竟。

“没有人啊。” 女职员转过头对女顾客说道。

“可能。。。可能我看错了,没事了,Thanks!” 女顾客说完便急急忙忙地走出厕所。

当女职员从厕所出来时,刚好见到那位女顾客慌慌张张地拉着她的男朋友离开了。。。

“她怎么了?怎么这么急着离开?。。。” 女职员百思莫解地想着。

x x x x x

隔天傍晚,由于鸡肉的存货不够,队长美如便去冷冻库拿三盒冰冻鸡肉。

每一间快餐店都会有一间储藏室和一间冷冻库以便置放一些盒子、杯子、干料和一些冰冻的食品如薯条、牛肉等等以备急用之际。

这间快餐店的冷冻库并不是在同一层楼,而是在地下室 (Basement)。

当美如打开冷冻库的门走进一看,只见那些一盒一盒的牛肉、鸡肉被弄得乱七八糟。

“怎么搞的?这么乱!他们怎能这么乱放这些食物?” 美如一边收拾一边埋怨着。

由于冷冻库里的气温是零下十几度,美如以最快的速度把食物摆置整齐便急急忙忙地走出去,当美如把锁好后转身走了几步才想起她忘了拿她需要的鸡肉,于是美如一面笑着摇头一面开门。

“真好笑,竟然会忘了拿鸡肉。” 美如面露出笑容走了进去。

只走了两步,她的笑容却在脸上僵住,刹那间只觉得那股寒气由四周直涌入她心扉,只差没吓得跌坐在冰冷的地上。

原来那些被她摆置好的盒子如今却横置在四处,仿佛她刚才根本没整理过。

美如呆了几秒钟后,不禁发出一声惊叫后转身飞奔出冷冻室。

美如在跑了几步后,脚抖得使不出劲来,当场就跌坐在地上。

最令她感到害怕的是冷冻库还在她的视线中,就在她身前咫尺之间。

无奈她就是再也提不起劲来,只能骇怕地瘫坐在地上,双眼直瞪着开着门的冷冻库。

美如只觉得冷冻库里忽然间阴气沉沉的,一阵阵的白雾缕缕向着她包绕,心中的恐惧慢慢地升至极点。。。

x x x x x

快餐店里的职员发觉美如下去地下室的时间太长,故就下去找她。

当他们找到美如时,只见她整个人吓得脸青唇白,似乎被吓坏了。

美如从恐惧中苏醒过来后,一句话也不说,只推说自己不舒服,因此提早下班。

几天后,美如申请转去别间分店工作,从此再也不敢独自一人去冷冻库。。。

x x x x x

几天后的一个夜晚,Crew Leader 阿成和阿发、阿明、阿标以及阿伟共五名职员下去整理和收拾储藏室。

“今天可真忙啊,人潮一直涌进来,仿佛不会停止似的。” 阿伟一边整理一边说道。

“当然,今天是周末嘛!” 阿明道。

“别说这么多了,赶快整理,时间不多了,别让司机小林待会儿等我们!” Crew Leader 阿成对着大伙儿说道。

就在此时,由冷冻库里传来一声“碰”的巨响,把每个人给吓了一大跳。

“怎么一回事?里头有谁?” 阿发问道。

“我也不知道。” 阿成摇头道。

“难道有贼躲在里头?” 阿标说完拿起一根木棍小心翼翼地走向前去。

“小心点,阿标。” 阿明见到阿标走向冷冻库,也和阿发、阿伟各人拿起一根木棍。

五人一步一步慢慢地靠近冷冻门,准备在门开后便往那仁兄的身上猛打。

阿成手握着门柄,慢慢地把门拉开,其余的人都很紧张的举起木棍。

阿成在拉开门说:“准备,现在打!”

四人手持着木棍在门被拉开后并没打下去,因为冷冻库里根本没有人,无从下手。

只见冷冻食物一盒一盒排列得整整齐齐,因此巨响不可能是东西掉在地所发出的巨响。

五人你看着我,我望着你,各人脸上都有着一种很奇异的表情。

阿成于是打破沉默,咳了一声,说道:“没事,没事,继续做工。”说完便把冷冻门关好。

五人一时之间都静悄悄的,一声不出。

“碰!!!”又一声巨响从冷冻库里传了出来。

五人各发出一声惊叫,都争先恐后地逃出储藏室。

虽然他们五人都不相信鬼神之谈,却都在隔天拿了一些香与和纸钱下去地下室烧。

这件事发生后,每当有人下去储藏室,(特别是冷冻库)拿东西都提心吊胆。

因此每回都会结伴下去,以便互相壮胆,但是那阴影却永远都在职员们的脑子里。

直至现在,每当有人在夜晚下去都会心惊胆跳,祈祷自己不会遇上任何怪事。。。

(故事十二完)

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Friday, November 03, 2006

10 Kinds Of Men Me Dislike

lim peh ka li kong

Although me also a man, there are some men me very the tulan the dislike and will always stay away from them. The 10 kinds of men are:

1) Single man but has many many girlfriends, not those just normal friends type but 一脚踏多船.

2) Married man but still going around hunting girl girl and the worst fact is he completely denied that he is married. 卑鄙,无耻,下流,贱格.

3) One who doesn't want to work, just rot at home, shaking legs KKYLP waiting for his wife to work and support him. 跎衰晒我们男人.

4) One who beats up his wife and children whenever he is not happy.

5) Got a little bit of money, super hyper yaya-papaya. Think because he has more money than you, he is the king. 妖,有钱大晒?

6) Rushing for MRT and Bus seats and will immediately fall asleep without giving up the seat to the more needful ones. 没咕咕的男人.

7) In front of people, he is a very righteous, good moral and decent man very the 正人君子 and will reprimand you jia-lat jia-lat if you sprout some RA jokes in front of him BUT behind closed door, he watches porn movies, reads porn magazines and surfs porn sites everyday.

8) Go around telling the whole world that he had slept with the girl or girls and describing their detailed performances/ preferences/ styles in bed. 认真冇口耻.

9) Has all the characteristics of a girl girl: He thinks, acts, talks and behaves like one. (Eh... this type me not dislike but not so comfortable, no offence hor, 歹势, 歹势).

10) Old uncle with typical long, permed coloured hair and a hairy mole on his face talking loud loud with full of vulgarity in the public. If that doesn´t kill you, he has his last fingernail super long and loves to wear very tight white long pants with bright red underwear. 死未?

lim peh kong wan liao

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