lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

Skill and style of telling stories is as per what you see - Singlish plus Hokkien dialects. Kam siah for coming into my BLOG and read, thank you! All content is copywrite "Old Beng" unless otherwise noted.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

(旧著)

狗一直以来都被称为人类的最好朋友。在众多宠物之中,狗要算是最听话的动物之一。

养狗之人总会知道,狗是他们的宠物,有时生活得比人还舒服,吃得好,住得好,一个星期还有机会上“美容院”修饰一番。

洗刷狗毛、修剪脚趾、餐餐牛肉,女主人疼它多过疼自己的儿女。

狗也是很善解人意的,当你放工或放学回家,它会叫你,甚至猛摇尾巴以示欢迎你。当你觉得烦闷心情不好时,它又会静静躺在你的身边陪你,让你触摸它那毛耸耸的身体。

狗是有灵性的。

有这么一个真实的故事:

一对夫妇养一只狗已有七、八年之久,这对富有的夫妇很遗憾没有孩子,狗便自然成了他们的心肝宝贝。

每天早上,当男主人出门去上班时,那只狗总会跟着他到花园大门处,直至男主人的车驶去后,它才会返回屋子里陪女主人。

有一个早上,当男主人如往常一样上班去,那只狗一反往常,一直对男主人鸣叫着,而且一声比一声凄惨,仿佛想对男主人说些什么。

由于男主人当天有个很重要的会议,所以只拍拍狗的身体几下便驾车上班去。

在他离去后,那只狗一直鸣叫着;不论女主人怎样摸它、安慰它,它也不停止。那只狗就一直趴在地上鸣叫着,怎样也不起身。

女主人没办法便自己回屋里去。不久,屋外花园里的那只狗忽然大声吠叫起来,当女主人奔跑到外面时,只见那只狗象发疯似的跳上跃下吠叫着,令到女主人感到震惊的是,她见到心爱的狗正在流着泪、哭泣着。

不久便传来男主人死亡的噩耗。据说是他前往机场接待从国外回来的老板的途中,发生车祸身亡。

那只狗儿一反往常的举动是否早已知晓主人将会发生意外死亡,而频频想告诉他呢?

或许狗真的是有灵性的。

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Cartoon 3

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Received the following cheeky email from friend. Share share with you:

lim peh share wan liao

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

10 Things I Missed

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There are many things in this world when gone will never be able to come back again, only memories stay with us.

I missed the followings very much...

1) My childhood games especially the outdoors games of catching spiders, playing marbles, flying kites etc.

2) The pampered feeling my gramma showered me unconditionally.

3) The nice things I did together with my dad, having tim sum, watching movies, test-driving of cars, discussion on current affairs, smoking together after a sumptuous dinner, etc.

4) Schooling days.

5) Talked the nights through with buddy before we are married (not to each other but separately).

6) The overwhelming excitement sensation during courtship time that lingered in my heart just before she turned up for our date.

7) The joy the moment you open the examination paper and found that all that you had studied appeared in the examination questions.

8) The good old days whereby the food we bought cost lesser but somehow tastier.

9) You know practically every neighbour living in your neighbourhood and our doors were never locked during the day.

10) Not pai-seh (shy) to take off my shirt anytime to show off my 6-packed.

lim peh kong wan liao

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Monday, May 21, 2007

Jokes Jokes Jokes

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These are some jokes which me like, share share with you:

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What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.

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The boss demanded to know where he had been.
"I´ve been for a haircut."
"You can´t have your hair cut in office time!"
"Why not? It grows in office time."
"Not all of it," said the boss.
"So I didn´t get it all cut off," he replied.

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If your wife insists on learning to drive, don´t stand in her way.

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A neighbour is a person who listens to you attentively, through a wall.

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A bed is where one good turn can get all the blanket.

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The smart husband thinks twice before saying nothing.

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She stopped in front of the blind man and dropped all her small change into his cup with a clink.
"God bless you, lady," he said. "I knew you was kind hearted the moment I saw you turn the corner."

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"I have been asked to get married hundreds of times," she pouted.
"By whom?" he asked.
"My mum and dad," she said.

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"What is a monologue, Dad?"
"That´s a conversation with your mother, son."

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He used to be an all-round athlete.
Now he´s just all round.

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The boss told the applicant there was a vacancy for a responsible worker. "Are you responsible?" he asked.
"I´m the right bloke alright." said Fred. "Every job I´ve had, when anything happened, everybody said I was responsible!"

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An elderly spinster approached the pearly gates and knocked.
"Who is it?" asked St Peter.
"It is I," came the reply.
"Oh no," muttered St Peter. "Not another school teacher."

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"Congratulations, my boy," said the groom´s uncle. "I´m sure you will look back on today as the happiest day of your life."
"But I´m not getting married until tomorrow," protested the lad.
"I know," said the uncle.

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lim peh kong wan liao

* All jokes taken from the book "The Little Book Of Jokes" - Publisher : Robert Frederick Ltd *

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

欠扁问答题(二)

再与你分享一些,冷,笑话,有些超欠扁哦。

晚上读什么最恐怖?
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历史课本,都是死人的名字

什么书在书店绝对买不到?
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遗书

打什么东西既不花力气,又很舒服?
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打磕睡

偷什么东西不犯法?
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偷笑

不管你问什么人,答案都是 “没有”, 请问那是什么问题?
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你睡着了没?

郁芳断了六根肋骨(猜成语)
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一波三折

蓝色的刀和蓝色枪(猜成语)
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刀枪不入
(刀枪 blue)

馒头假装是肉包(猜一人名)
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吴宗宪(无中馅)

有一对连体姐妹,一个叫玛莉,另一个叫什么?
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梦露(玛莉“连” 梦露)

哪一种写作最赚钱?
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写勒索信

哪一个数字比“熊的大便”还厉害?
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40 因为“四十胜于熊便”

什么事情是两个人做时,一定会被发现,三个人时就很难确定是谁做的?
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偷放屁

放烟火时为什么不会射到星星?
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因为星星会闪

茉莉花,太阳花和玫瑰花,哪一朵花最没力?
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茉莉花,因为:好一朵美丽(没力)的茉莉花


红猪、白猪和黑猪,谁比较热情?
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黑猪因为 “我的(黑猪-台语)热情好象一把火。。。”

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Monday, May 14, 2007

Mind Changing Or Not?

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When lim peh was still young, enjoying the best time of my life as a student, one of my teachers shared this very interesting story with our class. Like to share with you and do think about your decision before continue reading at each situation.

Assuming there is a hit and run car-accident, Driver and Victim. The Driver after knocking the Victim down, drives away and you are the only witness, will you step forward and report to the authority about the Driver's car-plate numbers?

Yes! Of course you will report to the authority without thinking twice cos you are a good honest upright person.

Let us assume further that the Driver is your friend?

How? To report or not to report?

You probably will look into the Victim's situation: if he is seriously wounded or not?

If he is not too seriously injured, No.

If he is injured quite seriously, Yes.

How about if the Victim is quite seriously injured BUT the Driver is your own sibling or is your father/mother? Will you report the accident?

Please bear in mind that you may land your sibling or parent in jail and the Victim is only a stranger to you.

Yes?

NO?

What if the hospital later announces that the accident is a fatal one the the Victim did not survive?

Will you report now? Conscience versus Family!?!?!?!

What if it was the Victim's fault cos he dashed out the road without thinking twice of the on-coming car?

As the situation unfolds itself, I tend to be fickle-minded deciding whether to report or not.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, human nature or is it just me to be in this dilemma of perplexing mind-swinging stage like a yo-yo?

How about you?

lim peh kong wan liao

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Friday, May 11, 2007

A Story To Share

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There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind.

She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He's always there for her.

She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying.

"Just take care of my eyes, dear."

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People change their minds as time and status changed. Only few remember what life was before, and who's always been there even in the most painful situation.

lim peh kong wan liao

PS: This is not the creation of Old Beng, received it in one of my many emails.

PPS: Wondering why didn´t the boyfriend donate just 1 eye then both can see the world together.

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

狮城怪谈(十六)

(旧著)

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夜深沉,大地一切回归自然,四周一片鸦雀无声,除鸣鸣的虫叫声外,一队全副武装的士兵正在进行夜里行军的训练,忽然队中有两人迷失了方向,一直在阴森森的树林兜圈子,而且遇上了整批从未遇过的同僚。。。

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幽灵山庄

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经过一整天的军事练习,每个人都满身大汗,一回到自己的单位多数会马上冲进冲凉房里洗澡。

在军营里,最舒服的两件事莫过于洗澡和躺在床上。

通常在一整队军人当中总会有一两人不习惯与别人共同洗澡,虽然大家都是男人却还是有人会觉得很别扭。

立群就是这么一位害臊的男子。每次一大伙人挤在一块儿洗澡,他总是躲在房里休息。

总是要等到每个人洗完澡后,他才独自一人溜去慢慢洗澡。

立群的队友们都知道他的怪习惯以及他的臭脾气,都不敢去招惹他。

x x x x x

这晚,立群又殿后洗澡了。大家都已见怪不怪的各自回到自己的床上。

当立群步入冲凉房时,听到有人在里头沐浴的水声。

于是立群深锁着眉头想:“哼!还有人在洗澡,怎么这人冲这么久还没冲好。”

然后,他四处张望却不见有人,只是见到最后一间的浴室水喉开着,水不停地洒下来。

立群一边走过去把水喉关紧一边骂道:“哪个家伙这么粗心,连水喉也忘了关?!”

当他冲到一半时,那个被他关紧了的水喉又松开了,水继续洒了下来,直把立群吓了一大跳。

“怎么搞的?又松开了?” 立群不甘愿地又走过去把水喉关紧。

他把水喉关紧之后又回去冲凉,立群一边冲凉一边引声高歌。

当他正陶醉在自己美妙动听的歌声中,忽然觉得有人用手在他的背部摸了一把。

立群便急忙转过身,准备开口臭骂那个作弄他的人,可是,当他一回头却时却见到四周一片寂静。浴室里除了他就无其他人了,于是他敲了敲自己的脑袋,自言自语说道:“真是的,为什么自己这么神经过敏。”

之后,立群又再次吭声高歌。

当他正冲得不亦乐乎的时候,他又感觉到有人用手在摸他的背部。

但他并没有转头看个究竟,他压迫着自己,一直到他发觉似乎有人在帮他擦背时,他才再也按捺不住内心的震惊,猛然转过身,大声嚷道:“别再玩啦!”

几乎是立即的,那摸擦的感觉立刻消失。

立群在嚷喊过后,快手快脚地把自己擦干,穿上衣服,速速离开了。。。

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立群与他的一组队友们正坐在茂密的树荫下歇息;有些人坐在草地上,有些则索性躺了下来。

“Fall-in!” 不一会儿,立群的长官喊道。

于是,立群和队友便连忙起身,排起队,然后随着长官的算人数口号后,便顺序地喊道:“1,2,3,。。。14!”

之后,他们被带领到树林里作最后一次的体操练习,正当他们沿着树林跑步时,天忽然不作美的下起毛毛雨。(2007 后语:也可能是天作美)

“哈!这场小雨来得真是时候,不然不知要有多炎热。” 立群对着他的队友们说。

“不要讲话!继续跑!” Officer 喊道。

在绕着树林跑一圈后,Officer 把他们叫进树林里。

在排整齐后,每个人又喊出一个号码。

“1,2,3,。。。14,15!”

十五!这一队只有十四个军人是大家所知道的,怎么会多出一个来?

Officer 在听到十五时,脸色大变,心里想着:“哪个吃了豹子胆,竟然敢开玩笑?”

Officer 以目光横扫了众人一遍,喊道:“重来!”

“1,2,3,。。。14,15!”

又是十五!

虽然 Officer 瞪着每个人,却不见任何人喊出十五。他心里纵然惊怒,却不动声色。他把每个人叫出树林外再次报数。

“1,2,3,。。。14!”

这次,不止Officer 感到奇怪,连立群他们也深感到奇怪。

Officer 感到他被人愚弄了,再次把队友们叫进树林里报数。

“1,2,3,。。。14,15!”

Officer 此时才知道不对劲,马上解散军队,迅速撤回军营。

在军营里,Officer 对着立群他们说:“我不管刚才谁在捣蛋,我这次就此不过问,如下次再有同样的事发生,我将会惩罚你们,understand?”

“Yes, Sir!” 众人站着挺直地回答。

其实Officer 和其他的人知道今天所发生的事并不怎么寻常,但是,为了不扰乱众人的思绪,长官不得不这样说。。。

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深夜。

立群与他的队友们都在进行夜间训练。

阿顺被分配到与立群一组,两人在漆黑的树林里行军。

“喂,立群,你说下午发生了什么事?怎么十四个人却会有人喊出十五?”阿顺问立群。

“我也不知道,反正过去了,再提它做什么?这点小事你就这么害怕,告诉你,我那冲凉被无形的手擦背不是更恐怖吗?”

“啊!那你不是遇到鬼了吗?” 阿顺咬着手指头问道。

“SH!日间不要说人,夜间不要说鬼。难道你没听说过?” 立群瞪了阿顺一眼说道。

阿顺听后直说:“有怪莫怪,有怪莫怪。”

两人接着又东说西谈地讲着一些日常琐事,在静静的夜晚里步行着。

走着,走着,两人忽然觉得有点不对劲。

两人似乎一直都在林里,仿佛永远也走不出树林外。

“怎么我们走了这么久还在树林里?” 阿顺四处张望问道。

“快到啦!心急个什么,真是的。” 立群白了他一眼。

“不是啦,你看那棵树,树枝上断了一截。我们刚才明明经过这儿,现在又是同样经过这儿。” 阿顺指着身旁的一棵树说道。

“是吗?我倒没注意,也许你看错了啊,走吧。” 立群说便迈开脚步向前走。

走了许久,两人还是在那树林里兜来兜去,那漆黑的树林似乎永远也走不到尽头。

“怎么搞的?走了这么久还在树林里?” 立群也开始觉得有点邪门。

“啊!看!” 阿顺指着前方的一棵树惊叫。

原来就在他们二人的前方正是那一棵树枝断了一截的大树。

这时,不止阿顺害怕,立群也害怕起来。

“怎么办?” 阿顺拉着立群的手问道。

“别吵!我们再试试走看看吧。”

此时,两人的步伐已不再轻盈,而是沉重非常。

兜着兜着,又回到那断截的树旁。

“啊!怎么又回到这儿?” 阿顺吓得差点就流下眼泪,双腿直发抖。

“有人说这是鬼挡墙。” 立群以沉淀的语气说道。

“吓!那我们该怎么办?” 阿顺怕到不知所措,直在那儿嚷着。

立群想了一想,说:“有人曾对我说过,如果遇到这样的情况,只要撒一泡尿便能破解鬼挡墙,不过不知灵不灵?”

“管它灵不灵,先试试再说,” 阿顺说完马上解开裤子的钮口,拉下拉链,就地撒了一泡尿,希望能让他走过这个又黑又令他害怕的树林。

立群知道事情非同小可,也顾不了害臊,同样的解开裤子撒了一泡尿。

“走吧。” 立群穿回裤子后,回过头便与阿顺离开那儿。

x x x x x

两人急急地走了一会儿,发觉还是走不出去。

阿顺怕得手脚发软,直冒冷汗。

立群见到阿顺吓得脸青唇白,便安慰他,说:“别怕,我们总会走出去的,你看,我们再也没回到刚才那断了一截的树那儿,对吗?别担心了。”

“不担心才怪呢?我们走了这么久还在这儿兜来兜去,你竟然叫我不必担心?” 阿顺变得神经兮兮地提高声量。

立群以两手紧捉住阿顺的肩膀,摇了摇他,嚷道:“你冷静点!”

“啊。。。!” 阿顺忽然大叫起来,手也乱动乱摇起来。

“阿顺,冷静点!” 立群猛力地摇晃着他,希望能令他冷静下来,可是阿顺还是大声嚷嚷着。

“啪!” 立群用力地掴了阿顺的脸颊,直把他掴得跌在一旁。

阿顺跌坐在草地上,心情才慢慢地平稳下来。

立群点燃了一根烟,把它交给阿顺,说:“抽根烟,冷静一下,我们休息一会儿再走吧。”

当阿顺抽完了那一根烟后,两人再次试图走出树林。

走了一会,阿顺突然指着前方嚷道:“看,那儿有灯光。”

“不错,那儿肯定有人,快走。” 立群说完与阿顺双双向灯光处奔去。

“是不是,我都说不用担心。”立群说道。

当他们离那灯光处约有十公尺时,才知道那灯光其实是一间小屋里的电灯所发出来的。

那屋里传出了一阵喧哗声,象是有许多人在里头聚会。

那所小屋的四周围都被铁篱笆围绕着。

“我们绕一圈从前面进去吧。”立群说道。

“好,好。”阿顺以舌头舔着他那干凅的嘴唇,猛点头。

在他们绕着小屋走一圈时,从窗口望进里头,见到里头有七八个军人正在玩扑克牌;有些正在喝酒划拳;有些则坐在一块儿聊天。

当他们抵达前面时,见到铁门正被一个锁头锁住。

“怎么办?” 阿顺转过头来问立群。

“什么怎么办,爬过去吧。”

两人快手快脚的爬上篱笆,当他们二人在篱笆上时,立群还往屋里面看了一看,里头的军人似乎没发觉到他们二人。

立群与阿顺由上面往下纵身一跳,由于篱笆上离地并不太高,对他们来说根本没有问题。

当他们着地时,站直身子便往里头看。

刹那间,他们都觉得天旋地转,双手变得冰冻,心仿佛停止跳动。

原来当他们往屋里头张望时,什么也没见着。

整间屋里黑漆漆的,借着月光望进去,连一个人也没有,更甭说七八个军人正在饮酒作乐。

阿顺怕得转过身连忙往外跑,嘴里也放声大叫起来。

但他只嚷到一半便出不了声了,因为他害怕到忘了他的背后便是一道铁门,直冲撞过去把自己撞昏了。

立群在阿顺昏死过去时,马上附身去观察他。

在立群正在观察阿顺之际,他感觉到背后有东西正慢慢逼近他。

立群以最快的速度转过身去看,不看犹可,一看整个人象是跌进冰冷的水库中,血液直涌上他的脑袋,耳际只听到一声 “轰”。

他所见到的景像是他一辈子也忘不了的。

只见到五六个军人由屋里慢慢飘出来,徐徐地逼近他。

那几个军人都是没有腿部的,而且个个面部七孔流血,嘴里还发出一阵阵的呻吟嚎叫声,双手伸得笔直,直向立群的颈项掐来。。。

立群吓得心脏差点就此停止跳动,眼瞳放大,就在一声惊叫中昏迷过去。。。

x x x x x

第二天早上,立群在朦胧中被人推醒。

“喂,立群,你怎么睡在这儿?”他的一名军友弄醒他。

“啊!” 立群想到昨晚所见到的一切,不竟大叫起来。

“SH,Officer 就站在那边。”

“立群,发生了什么事,你和阿顺怎么会在这儿,阿顺的头又怎么会肿到这么大?” Officer 问道。

立群连忙站了起来说:“Sir,我们昨晚遇到鬼了,阿顺吓得把自己撞昏了。”

“不准乱讲话!” Officer 阻止立群继续说下去。

“全部离开这儿,你们几个帮忙扶着阿顺,走吧。” Officer 说完便转过身走了出去,站在篱笆外。

看着每个军人走过他身边离开后,他才殿后走在他们后面。

只见 Officer 的眼角肌肉一直在跳动着,因为他知道这一间正是出了名的鬼屋。

一行人匆匆地离开了那间令人望而惧畏的小空屋。。。

(故事十六完)

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Sunday, May 06, 2007

10 Ways To Be Happy And Happier

lim peh ka li kong

Life is fair to everyone but more fair to some and super hyper fair to few.

All of us came to this world beyond our control cos nobody ever asked our opinion prior to having us around. Like 周星驰 Stephen Chow once said in one of his movies, "the few seconds of enjoyment from your parents resulted the fruitful result of having you around."

Ooops! Sorry, write out of point.

Since you are reading my blog now which means you have a life so why not make yourself more happy. Treat yourself better, pamper yourself more.

Let lim peh share with you my 10 ways of making yourself happy and happier:-

1) Be happy : Do some real good work out and make yourself perspire with the sensational feeling of having sweat dripping down your neck, your back.
Be happier : Work out with your loved ones.

2) Be happy : Pamper yourself with the expensive items which you have been eye-ing for a long time but too heartpain to buy them.
Be happier : Buy some for your parents, siblings and loved ones too.

3) Be happy : Go around Singapore with the mind-set of a tourist, visit places you have always wanted to go but never have the chance/time.
Be happier : Pretending that you cannot speak English or any other languages and dialects thus not able to understand what the shopkeepers say and have fun trying to slash prices of items you fancy.

4) Be happy : Book a Karaoke room and sing like nobody's business with all your strength and let it all out, for once be a superstar or Singapore idol wannabe.
Be happier : Invite your good friends / not very good friends / more importantly lousy friends along and let them suffer enjoy your singing.

5) Be happy : In a hot sunny afternoon, dip yourself in a swimming pool and enjoy the cool water surrounding you.
Be happier : Follow up with a bowl of ice-kacang or icy cold watermelon.

6) Be happy : Stormy rainy afternoon, just sleep the whole afternoon through.
Be happier : Have some "exercise" with your loved one in bed before both knocking off together.

7) Be happy : For 1 day, eat some of your favourite food whereby you have always refrained yourself due to the "importance" of weight factor: food like chocolate cake, soft drinks, etc
Be happier : Eat ALL your favourite food and just nuay at home doing practically nothing.

8) Be happy : Go to the beach for a day and enjoy the sun, the sea, the sand and the breeze.
Be happier : Make sure to find a good spot where you can see hunks with muscular bodies/girl girl in nice bikini playing beach ball.

9) Be happy : For 1 day, hang up your house telephone, lock your mobile phone and pager in the drawer, no computer, no tv, no radio and just relax.
Be happier : Leave all these behind and go oversea to have a real short break.

10) Be happy : Come click Old Beng blog everyday.
Be happier : Click Stickgal, Sibehsian, Meepok, Cheeky, 阿祥, blog too.

lim peh kong wan liao

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Friday, May 04, 2007

Dentist

lim peh ka li kong

Got one night, me suddenly woke up from lim peh´s deep sleep with a sharp pain on my teeth.

@#€$%&@! At 2 am, the pain was very acute and bo-bian, me went to the toilet and brushed my teeth. Surprisingly, the brushing helped to stop the toothache and lim peh could sleep again.

The following few days passed as usual with no pain but during 1 night while I was visiting my mum in the Hospital (she had a spinal operation), the darn toothache hit me again.

Despite brushing my teeth 3 to 4 times that night, the pain stayed with me and just refused to subside.

The next day, me quickly visited my usual Dentist - Dr Chey at Paragon and after a quick check, my Dentist advised me to proceed to NDC (National Dental Centre) to do an X-ray prior to any extraction/operation. Dr Chey was very nice, despite checking my teeth for about 5 minutes, he did not charge me any fees.

When me reached NDC, wah-lau, there were about 20 - 30 people waiting for their turns before me.

After more than an hour of waiting, me finally met a young, pretty Dentist - Dr Tong Huei Jinn (Department of General Dentistry). She checked my teeth and sent me for X-ray taking, 2 X-rays some more.

By the time the X-rays were ready, it was already 5:20 pm and after viewing my teeth which was decayed near the root of my inner upper molar, Dr Tong Huei Jinn fixed the extraction the morning after.

So, the decayed molar tooth was the one giving the problem and since I was there for the extraction, Dr Tong Huei Jinn had also planned to do some thorough scaling, cleaning and fillings at the same time.

The next morning, me met up with Dr Tong Huei Jinn again and after cleaning, drilling, scaling and fillings done by her, she told me, "Mr Beng, I have finished my part and now I will introduce my colleague to you to do the extraction of your decayed molar."

HUH!?!?!? Why must change colleague?

"Eh... may I know your colleague is a boy or girl?"

"He is a boy."

"Is there any specific reason as to why there is a need to change to him instead of you doing it?" Of course I did not tell her that I prefer girl girl to boy boy.

"Boy has more strength to pull out the molar." Dr Tong Huei Jinn answered with a smile.

WA-PIANGZ!!!!!

Don´t say not scary hor when lim peh heard her saying got more strength to pull out my molar. =_="""

Luckily, her colleague, Dr Soong Poh Luon (Department of Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery), a young man, was very gentle and well-experienced. After injecting LA into my upper jaw and near the inner upper Molar tooth, within 15 seconds, the decayed molar was out from my mouth.

Dr Soong Poh Luon told me that there might be some pain after the LA wore out and if the pain was untahanable, I can eat some pain killer. Although the lobang was quite big, he did not stitch the wound up for me.

The LA lasted for about 2 to 3 hours and the pain sneaked onto my mouth quietly, pretending to be un-noticeable.

That night, before I went to bed, I swallowed 2 panadol and slept soundly.

The following day was a Saturday and although NDC was closed on that Saturday, Dr Soong Poh Luon still arranged to review me at an outpatient clinic just to make sure that the wound was not bleeding and healing well.

So, if you are having teeth problem, please make an appointment with NDC or any private dental clinic cos lim peh tell you, no pain is like toothache and furthermore, the Dentists nowadays are all young, friendly and good looking. Many many handsome young men and pretty girl girl :)

lim peh kong wan liao

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

谭詠麟歌者恋歌浓情三十演唱会

係我重沟紧女的时代,除咗钟意英文歌,广东歌亦係我的最爱,事关個D歌词真係会“霖”死人。

当时香港乐坛非常蓬勃,著名的歌手有:林子祥陈百强张国荣梅艳芳许冠杰谭詠麟等等。

我觉得当时叱咤乐坛的歌手们的歌声都有他们自己一定风格:林子祥的豪迈;陈百强的忧郁深情;张国荣的感性;梅艳芳的千变万化;许冠杰的亲民曲风以及谭詠麟的K歌;

在四月廿八号,两个麻甩佬(我与一友)结伴去观看谭詠麟在新加坡举办了他的 “谭詠麟歌者恋歌浓情三十演唱会”。

虽然票上标明演唱会的时间是七点半,典型的新加坡人在八点钟才真正的填满座位。

一首 “你知我知” 掀开序幕加上 “捕风的汉子” 把众人的情绪拉High。之后阿伦用华语讲了一些话却在众人的喧哗怂恿下转为粤语。两首快歌之后,阿伦献上 “不可以逃避” 和 “逝去的梦” 两首慢歌。

然后阿伦提起他曾勇夺 “金马奖最佳男主角奖” 而唱出他的华语歌曲 “假如我是真的”。阿伦似乎对他的华语歌有些眷恋,接着唱了三到四首华语歌曲而令伯只听过 “心手相连”。这个华语歌的阶段是最沉闷的,事关他唱的华语歌我都没听过。

我想阿伦也知道闷,因而接下来的三首 “情凭谁来定对错”,“雨丝情愁” 和 “半梦半醒之间” 让观众们听得如痴如醉。

紧接着的数首快歌 “我心如雷”,“千年埋葬”,“千面女郎”,“魔鬼之女”,“暴风女神Lorelei” 和 “火美人” 又把气氛提高。

然后又是几首K歌 “今晚情为证”,“爱极爱”,“小风波”,“雾之恋”,“爱多一次痛多一次” 掀起千人大合唱。

快歌 “世界停顿”,“刺客” 与 “爱情陷阱” 更是让人听得血液奔驰,唱得过瘾十足。阿伦也选唱了刀郎为他写的两首歌 “披着羊皮的狼” 和 “2002年那一场雪”。

接下来阿伦选唱了他自己的作品,“痴心的废墟”,“曾经”,“爱的逃兵”,“变奏”,“偏爱”,“知心当玩偶”和“卡拉永远OK”。

阿伦这时说了一些话,那些与他同期的歌星如罗文,张国荣和梅艳芳都先后走了,只留下他这个硬骨头还在为大家唱歌。

如果这时候阿伦唱一些他们的歌曲(但是他没唱),这个演唱会肯定会更美满,只唱了一首华语歌 “把心交给我”。

接下来的歌曲把整个演唱会推上高峰,当然在阿伦挥手说再见后的 “安哥” 声中再出现的阿伦把经典好歌一一献上。

“爱恋”,“一生中最爱”,“爱在深秋”,“夏日寒风”,“星球本色”,“朋友”,“雨夜浪漫”,“相识非偶然” 以及最后一首 “讲不出再见”。

观看完了这个演唱会才惊觉原来我还是能唱阿伦的很多歌曲。

我给这个 “谭詠麟歌者恋歌浓情三十演唱会” 打85分而不是满分因为他既然没有演唱他的另外一些好歌金曲如 “幻影”,“谁可改变”,“忘不了你”,“无言感激”,“Don’t Say Goodbye”,“爱的根源”,“珍重”,“情是永远着迷”,“水中花”,“凌晨一吻”,等等。。。


后记
如果你係当晚不觉意睇到两条友仔(重係老饼添),高举双手,扯开喉咙,不知所谓地高歌:“狂呼我空虚!空虚!。。。”“这陷阱,这陷阱,偏我遇上!” 唔嗮怀疑,很可能係老明我啦,呵呵呵。

係咁先啦,唔係咩呀?请请。

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