lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Plants Plants Plants

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Just when lim peh was going to work this morning, I saw our 芙蓉 Hibiscus Mutabilis 开花 again. There are quite a number of flower buds but only 1 blossoms so far. (click to enlarge photographs)

Beautiful white and all the buds around it

It can be seen that the edge of the petal is turning pinkish (from another angle)

芙蓉 Hibiscus Mutabilis is a flower which will blossom with 3 colours in a day, see my previous post for more information.

Had wanted to post and upload some photographs of our plants but somehow too busy, eh actually too lazy to do so (busy is just a lousy excuse) and really no mood to blog lately.

Anyway, managed to squeeze out some time and took some photos during the past weeks. Tidy them a little bit and tah-dah, here it goes:
Small flowering plant of name lim peh don't know Jasmine 茉莉花
  
I like the shape of this Jasmine

Know what flower this is?
 
Yes, it's a yellow Hibiscus
  
Unique Bougainvillea : Pink + White flowers

There´s this plant in our garden which lim peh fancy it very much and I normally will specifically show it to friends who come to my place : I call it "The Birdy Plant" as the correct name is so long - Euphorbia Bracteata (小鸟花 or 翠雀珊瑚)


Can spot the Birdy Plant?

See the resemblance of the Birdies

The young flower buds of Hydrangea 绣球花

Different colours

Blue Blue

Blue and Yellow

Romantic Purple

Striking Pink

Soothing Pinkish White

The Shrub outside our house

Powdery smell of the Yellow Flowers draws Bees to it


含苞待放的莲花Lotus

Fully bloomed
Previous posts on our plants 1, 2 & 3

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Monday, April 18, 2011

Interesting Picture Captured (14) - Capsicum

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Went "par-tor" with cha-bo-lang one day (eh... actually just went to our weekly routine grocery shopping la) and saw these beautiful capsicums on sale.

Yellow, Black, Red, Purple, White, Green and Orange

That was the first time lim peh saw all 7 different colours of capsicums. The different colours of the capsicums were in different baskets but to take a picture with all the capsicums in 1 basket, lim peh took 1 each from the basket and placed all in 1 basket and my action actually brought eye-stares from a few aunties near me.
Swee bo?

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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

不色笑话

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上次转载了一些有色笑话,这几篇老少咸宜,人人能读:

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某日,无眼仔匆匆忙忙的拦了一部计程车,上车对司机说道:“我要到机场,我赶时间,麻烦请快一点。”

司机:“赶飞机吗?几点的?”

无眼仔:“十点二十分的。”

司机笑着说:“别开玩笑了,现在都十点三十分了,飞机又不会等你。”

无眼仔:“对不起,我就是这班飞机的驾驶员。”

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有一天,老英雄的太太买了只烤鸭回家,一到家就把鸭放在桌上。

想不到,老英雄闻香而来。太太发现就对他说:“你敢对那只烤鸭怎样,我就对你怎样!(带点凶)

老英雄这时也感受到了太太的威胁可是又很想吃烤鸭,因此老英雄就舔了鸭屁股。

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老明很喜欢坐同一部公司巴士的一位女生。

一天,他鼓起勇气传纸条给坐在后面的女生,纸条上写着:“我是老明,我很喜欢妳。如果妳愿意跟我做朋友,请把纸条传回来;如果妳不喜欢我,请把纸条丢到窗外去。”

过了一会儿,女生吧纸条慢慢传了回来。

老明高兴地把纸条打开,纸条上写着:“窗户打不开!”

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令伯讲完了
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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

我看韩片“看见恶魔 I Saw The Devil ”

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近日看了好几部电影:一些烂片,一些还 OK 和一些水准极高。

由于上电影院看电影是极为浪费时间,金钱的消遣玩意,再加上老安哥并不想跟年轻人挤,我大多数是买DVD来观赏。

烂片不说,还 OK 的讲一点点,高水准的就多谈一些。


评戏之4 star rating

5 4 star rating = 超级好戏,非看不可。
4 4 star rating = 好戏,值得购票看;
3 4 star rating = 还可以看;
2 4 star rating = 免费戏票以及有多余的时间才看;
1 4 star rating = 别浪费时间;


来来,泡杯咖啡,吃个包,慢慢听令伯讲:


近来,韩片越来越精彩。多年前看了“Old Boy 老男孩”,对戏中男主角崔岷植的演技非常欣赏。


刚刚观赏了一部好片子:“看见恶魔”

“看见魔鬼 I Saw The Devil”
这部“看见恶魔”,崔岷植饰演一名外表正常但极度冷血,变态的连环杀人魔对上李秉宪饰演的复仇特勤组警官。

好人惩罚坏人是复仇片千古不变的情节,以暴易暴,但是到最后谁才是魔鬼,已无法分得清楚。

此片暴力非常,但见得到的血腥与暴力并不是最可怕的,虽然那些恶心却异常逼真的血腥镜头真的令人看到头皮发麻;

最可怕的却是人性上的黑暗,为报复而报复,一次又一次的虐惩,毒打,然后似猫戏老鼠把杀人魔放了,再接着再次找上他,毒打一顿,再放,再打。。。

戏一开始不久,我就象不再是看戏的旁观者而已:我的心情,恐惧,不安随着戏份逐渐进入思绪与四肢,随着戏中人物而呼吸。

“看见恶魔”片长超过两小时,开始杀人魔的血腥暴力镜头,然后被李秉宪盯上虐打,到屡占上风的李秉宪因轻敌而局势遭扭转,陷入极度危机,继而演变成两大巨星对峙,斗智,斗体力,斗狠。

从未试过看一部戏象看这部“看见恶魔”这样,看到中途,压迫感强烈到我必须把影碟暂时定格住,舒缓一下紧张到不行的心。

已忘记我有多久没看戏看到这么忘我,这么被震撼到。就一个字形容:爽!

整部戏不适合未成年人观赏,杀人细节,强暴镜头,裸露和折磨手段从头到尾不曾停过。胆小者也最好别屁股痒去看,因为片中的血腥殘暴的非人行為,真實的讓人极为不舒服。

我给 “看见恶魔”(5 颗 4 star rating)(超级好戏,非看不可)。

令伯讲完了
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Monday, April 04, 2011

Ha Ha Ha Clips

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Saw these few clips, really make me laugh.

Wahahahaha~~
epic fail photos - Mud Puddle Jumping FAIL gift



Jia lat loh~~
epic fail photos - Wedding Photo Moment FAIL gif



So darn suay lor~~
epic fail photos - Looking Cute With a Dog FAIL gif



Another darn suay one~~
epic fail photos - Peek-a-Boo FAIL gif


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These are what lim peh call 自己攞嚟衰~~

Serve him right~~
epic fail photos - Free Kick FAIL gif



Action la~~
epic fail photos - Impressive Beach Moves FAIL gif



My food~~
epic fail photos - Intimidating Dog FAIL gif



Gutless cat~~
epic fail photos - Tough Cat FAIL gif


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