lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

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Monday, October 24, 2011

LOLz

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Wahahahahahahahahahahahaha~~~~

epic fail photos - Things That Are FAILing It~

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Monday, October 17, 2011

Full Moon - 都是月亮惹的祸

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Many people love to find excuses whenever something cropped up.

"No lah, not excuses la, just reasons what!"

Ya ya, reasons or excuses, you know best.

Like I always say, "有些人的理由是有些人的借口”。

Me? lim peh also find excuses la like my system buay balance, 内分泌失调 and sometimes long long never release mah.

Lately hor, don't know why leh, whenever there's full moon, lim peh see things also quite different form the usual nights. For examples, things like these:



2 Oranges
   

2 Flower Pot Base

2 Smooth Pomelos


2 Papayas - Not All Are Round

Howling~~~ like a wolf, (blaming it on the Full Moon). 

是不是,令伯都说了,都是月亮惹的祸!

令伯讲完了
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

一个寂静的角落处 A Quiet Corner

令伯卡你讲

在老明家中浴室里的一个寂静角落处。。。


排排站
抬头看
盼美女
却见老体
靠!

In a straight line we stood by
Tilt our heads and open our eyes
Sexy, pretty body we all pray
Saw an old uncle and ruined our day

You no understand? 有看没懂?Neh mind.

伯讲完了
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Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Interesting Picture Captured (15) - KPO

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To most Singaporeans, we all know that KPO means ¨A busybody or nosey parker¨. Lim peh usually read it as K-poh.

Got 1 fine afternoon hor, lim peh went for lunch and saw this interesting new sign:

KPO Building? 西米东东?

It's actually KPO cafe at Killinery Road Post Office.

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