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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

受不了

(十五年前之旧著)

每一天,我们都会遇到许许多多的人,而这些人当中有些特别可爱,有些则令人不敢恭维。

受不了那些满手戴着戒指,讲话时动作又特别多,似乎怕人不知道他一双手十只手指全都戴了戒指。

受不了一些所谓的豪放女子在公共场所大声讲话,比手划脚,满口粗话。

受不了那些人在三更半夜骑着电单车怒吼而过,吵得在梦乡中的人惊醒而只能一面“XYZ”的诅咒他们,一面重数绵羊,强迫自己再入梦乡。

受不了一些堂堂七尺高,又壮又大只的大男人在巴士里,地铁里见到老人站在一旁也不让位给他们坐。

受不了在乘搭地铁时正想踏出来却被一班“怕输”的人横冲直撞地涌进来,使到你根本无法走出车厢。

受不了现在物价全部高涨,而稿费依旧不变。(注1)

受不了那些人看戏不排队买票而叫排在前头的人代买。更受不了的是那些排在前面的仁兄仁姐还答应那些人的要求。

受不了在看戏时背后被人把脚跷在椅后大摇特摇。更受不了坐在身旁的仁兄在重看戏的当儿一路对朋友讲故事的情节与结局。

受不了那些因为有老板撑腰而在办公室里张牙舞爪,见高拜见低踩的同事。

受不了那些打女人的大男人,特别是打自己老婆的男人。

受不了那些见到你在等德士,而他却走到你的前面抢搭德士的人。

受不了那些家里有卡拉OK伴唱机的邻居,在星期天早上大唱一些走调的歌曲,而声量又开得特别大声。

受不了那些 “咔” 的一声把那黄色的痰吐出来的人;更受不了那些当众挖鼻孔而把挖出的 “黄金” 乱弹的人。

最最最受不了的是,有着那么多受不了的事,却还是得忍受下来!

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2005 后语:(注1):当时投犒在一本娱乐周刊,稿费微薄,明示暗示都没用。

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17 Comments:

  • At Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:16:00 PM , Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

    Die.... Looks like I'm on the list of 受不了...kekeke

     
  • At Wednesday, December 21, 2005 11:01:00 PM , Blogger Elydia said...

    hahahaha!!! the motorist that speed.. sounds so familiar... n the heavy vehicles too i believe... will get used to it soon... i miss my old house... :(

    well if u talk abt 受不了 there's really too much to talk abt... to make my life easier i simply bo chap unless some idiots really want to know where is my limit... then i'll show them the consequences of being too kpo...

     
  • At Wednesday, December 21, 2005 11:32:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    誰來發表﹑女人們最受不了哪一種男人﹖想必三天三夜都寫不完﹗嘻﹗

     
  • At Thursday, December 22, 2005 12:50:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    我比较惨,
    我‘瘦’不了。

    唉!

    :=)

     
  • At Thursday, December 22, 2005 12:50:00 AM , Blogger Xorpheus said...

    Wah! so many 受不了... same here. Can't stand those buay hiao zhi tong type of ppl.

     
  • At Thursday, December 22, 2005 8:57:00 AM , Blogger blueapple said...

    LOL... all these are happening around us!

     
  • At Thursday, December 22, 2005 1:32:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    oldbeng

    wah sia, your 受不了really 受不了, u mentioned so much, I think u at least go 70% of that with u, if not how u know? furthermore I think u also kena back from them, so u complain here,受不了u

    Spin...
    not only u in the list, alot are, me too, u won't know at certain time u act like that....dun feel bad, oldbeng point is he is like tat also but 恶人先告状, only after he married then he start changing, old habit die hard.

    elydia
    u bo chap, good but when pples kena from u that u dun even knw u did it, hee hee u try some kway chap la.....

    Monkichi
    yr 瘦 n his 受 sound same same leh, but can u see pples eating n u dun 受不受得了啊? no offend hor, I really dun knw how u pples look like, so i juz base on word, no offend la.

    and I think u pples think I so bo liao pin piont other, VERY SORRY HOR, blame oldbeng for that n dun 受不了 I abit loh so, hee hee hee

     
  • At Thursday, December 22, 2005 2:24:00 PM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    lau hero
    You not only loh-soh, so more 喧宾夺主. You answer pple as if you are the one who posted the topic, 哇靠! 顶你不顺,嗱!

     
  • At Thursday, December 22, 2005 2:25:00 PM , Blogger Mockingbird said...

    人都是一样的,只会去注意别人的缺点,而不留意自己的短处。

     
  • At Thursday, December 22, 2005 2:28:00 PM , Blogger Mockingbird said...

    没个人都会有自己的怪癖之处,其实周围时常都会出现令我们受不了的鸟瓜与嫖子。
    而我们自己也无意无形中成了让人家受不了的鸟瓜与嫖子。This is the meaning of life: assholes and bitches surrounded by assholes and bitches ;p

     
  • At Thursday, December 22, 2005 2:35:00 PM , Blogger Mockingbird said...

    人都是一样的,只会批评人家,不会讲自己。

     
  • At Thursday, December 22, 2005 2:38:00 PM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    Mike
    Ha ha I like your way of saying "assholes and bitches surrounded by assholes and bitches" Muahahahaha!

     
  • At Thursday, December 22, 2005 6:59:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    oldbeng

    顶你无顺 also a 受不了 leh. wa ha ha ha.

    我只己都顶我无顺啦,哇哈哈哈

     
  • At Friday, December 23, 2005 3:57:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    十五年前, you were young, full of raging hormones, therefore everything 受不了. Now, you are seasoned liow, most things can one eye open, one eye shut. haha.

     
  • At Friday, December 23, 2005 9:37:00 AM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    Lau Hero
    Thumbs up for you la. Even you yourself cannot tahan yourself, wahahahahaha.

    Singablogger
    Yes, you are right. Now my corners are all rounded liao plus age is catching up. Everything 比较随和,但肯定不会随便. cheers

     
  • At Friday, December 23, 2005 10:45:00 AM , Blogger Mockingbird said...

    人好像越老就越有很多受不了,看不顺眼的东西。因为毕竟人老株黄的时候,是很难再去跟年轻一辈追随潮流。年轻时不是经常给长辈“鸟”吗?现在自己当长辈了,也是一样想“鸟”年轻人。跟老人家谈婚前性行为,老人家通常会讲一百个不可以,一万个不可以。

     
  • At Friday, December 23, 2005 11:09:00 AM , Blogger 诗意 said...

    说时依旧,
    心已不同。

     

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