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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

为什么

(旧著)

小孩子最喜欢问问题,从他们的小嘴吐出一句句的为什么,一脸的企盼,一双明亮的大眼望着你,你能忍心不回答他们的问题吗?

见过这么一位女孩,已二十出头了,却一直跟着男友。什么事也要问个明白。一串串的为什么直叫人吃不消,还真佩服那男朋友毫不厌倦地一一回答。

其实我本身也有很多问题,只是都不曾问过人,一直在心底里回旋盘转。。。

为什么同事们都在背底里放冷箭?为什么人人不能和睦共处,非得拼个你死我活不可?

为什么在你面前个个都是大好人,而在你背后插你几刀?

为什么大多数的男人都这么花心,一个老婆还觉不够,是不是女朋友越多,面子便越大?

为什么女人总爱问一些傻问题,为什么一些芝麻绿豆的小事可以使她们暴跳如雷?

为什么一男一女一起出去,便一定是情侣关系?男女之间不能有友谊吗?

为什么大多数的老板都爱刻薄下属们?为什么“三脚”的同事们总升职升得特别快?

为什么在1991年(注1),还有这类思想落后腐蚀的男人,未来老婆非得是个处女不可?真想扭着他在他耳边大吼“食古不化”。什么时代了?还有这种想法,真是不可思议?!

还有许多许多为什么却不想再写下去,不然老编(注2)要开始问我为什么要写这么长的废话了。

为什么人们有这么多的为什么?多一个不多,少一个不少,就让我们一直为什么下去吧!

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2006 后记:

(注1):当年写稿时乃1991年
(注2):当年投稿于一周刊

以现在的心境重阅,才知道原来当年所写不足万分之一。。。

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7 Comments:

  • At Tuesday, February 21, 2006 12:46:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    老熊也有一個問題要問老明

    為什麼老明只有15年前的舊著、卻不見你有15年後的新著﹖不要老是回顧以前。。你應該把新作品放上去﹗

     
  • At Tuesday, February 21, 2006 12:56:00 PM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    旧的不去,新的不来。

    好吧,尽量把已生锈的笔再找出来写一写,
    却只怕文采已不再,
    文笔也生疏,
    因而只写一些 Old Beng’s tales.

     
  • At Tuesday, February 21, 2006 1:41:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    期待﹗期待﹗^^ 你不寫是真的浪費﹗老明加油﹗

     
  • At Wednesday, February 22, 2006 12:04:00 AM , Blogger dandan...™ said...

    哇!!
    好多为什么咧..
    头痛了..
    我最怕为什么了..

     
  • At Wednesday, February 22, 2006 3:06:00 PM , Blogger Mockingbird said...

    People in the office backstab because they operate by the law of the concrete jungle ;p

     
  • At Wednesday, February 22, 2006 3:14:00 PM , Blogger Mockingbird said...

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  • At Wednesday, February 22, 2006 3:15:00 PM , Blogger Mockingbird said...

    It’s every man for himself. That’s why people can’t get along and must fight one another instead. People backstab because they are small people (xiao ren). Men flirt because none of them is a good thing. It’s true that the more women a man has, the more pride he has. Women ask questions which seem silly to men because they are the great mystery of the world. What seem like insignificant matters to us are big matters as far as they are concerned. That’s why they can react with so much anger and fury. It’s hard for a man and a woman to maintain an ordinary friendship without ever getting involved in a lovers’ relationship. Because that’s just the way male and female are designed. Bosses like to put down their subordinates so they can feel better about themselves. It’s an ego thing. Bosses like to have their balls carried. So it’s only natural they show more favor to those who carry their balls. It’s a chauvinistic characteristic of a man to insist that his wife must be a virgin.

     

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