Liar King

lim peh ka li kong

My two boys were arguing when lim peh entered the room.

Old Beng asked, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answered, "We found a ten dollar bill and had decided to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said Old Beng, "When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to Old Beng.

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