My two boys were arguing when lim peh entered the room.
Old Beng asked, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answered, "We found a ten dollar bill and had decided to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said Old Beng, "When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to Old Beng.
lim peh kong wan liao