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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Riddles To Brighten Your Mood

lim peh ka li kong

Received some interesting riddles from a friend, share share and hope they brighten your mood:

Why did the rooster cross the road?
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To prove he wasn't chicken.

What did one volcano say to the other?
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Do you lava me like I lava you?

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
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Because they have big fingers

Why did the bald man put rabbits on his head?
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Someone said that from a distance they looked like hairs.

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
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Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
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Tit-Bits.

And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
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Banana split.

What's the diff between a bomb and a condom?
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In a bomb blast population decreases; if a condom blasts population increases.

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