10 Signs You Are A Young Punk
lim peh ka li kong
10 signs you know you are a young punk.
1) You can write a very long sms in extremely hyper fast speed.
2) You start your conversation with "Yo, what´s up" and slang with an accent like a chao ang mo.
3) You can´t walk, stand or sit properly with body swinging/swaying/moving non-stop.
4) You talk to your friends more than your parents and siblings.
5) Your handphone costs more than your parents´ handphones even though your have no earnings yet.
6) You can do anything for a buddy but "NO" is your immediate reply to whatever request made by your parents.
7) You can don´t eat, don´t sleep BUT cannot live without your mp3 music.
8) You don´t understand why you need to visit your relatives once a year during Chinese New Year.
9) You don´t understand your parents at all, just like they can´t understand you.
10) Burgers from Fast Food Restaurant IS considered a proper meal.
lim peh kong wan liao
Note : Come to think of it, Old Beng me was once a young punk too, many many years ago...
10 signs you know you are a young punk.
1) You can write a very long sms in extremely hyper fast speed.
2) You start your conversation with "Yo, what´s up" and slang with an accent like a chao ang mo.
3) You can´t walk, stand or sit properly with body swinging/swaying/moving non-stop.
4) You talk to your friends more than your parents and siblings.
5) Your handphone costs more than your parents´ handphones even though your have no earnings yet.
6) You can do anything for a buddy but "NO" is your immediate reply to whatever request made by your parents.
7) You can don´t eat, don´t sleep BUT cannot live without your mp3 music.
8) You don´t understand why you need to visit your relatives once a year during Chinese New Year.
9) You don´t understand your parents at all, just like they can´t understand you.
10) Burgers from Fast Food Restaurant IS considered a proper meal.
lim peh kong wan liao
Note : Come to think of it, Old Beng me was once a young punk too, many many years ago...
Labels: 10, Funny Stuff
15 Comments:
At Monday, August 21, 2006 3:06:00 PM , Sunflower said...
Aiyo, jialat, now i worry.
I only meet the requirement of 1 and 4, (i talk a lot to my siblings too.)
HOW? who am I??? ^_~
At Monday, August 21, 2006 3:35:00 PM , dandan...™ said...
hahahaa..
I think I still "young"..
almost all is correct...
At Monday, August 21, 2006 4:44:00 PM , Unknown said...
I think I'm old already. Only match with point No. 7, no music no life for me la.
At Monday, August 21, 2006 7:04:00 PM , Rene ♥ said...
8) You don´t understand why you need to visit your relatives once a year during Chinese New Year.
i can understand! ANG BAO MONEY!!! waahaha. kao eh. sounds like im a young punk cos i fit all signs except 2 and 8. young punk gd. lol
At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 12:32:00 PM , Tracy said...
Oh...come on...let me explain why youngsters behave the 10 signs you mention in your entry.
1) SMS-ing is alot cheaper than making phone calls, and the providers gave more SMS benefits to young subscribers. So, practise make perfect. Why not you start sending your cha bo lang 10 SMS a day, I am sure you will be a lot faster in no time.
2)"Yo, what's up" is the same as "lim peh ka li kong" lor
3) We are active....
4) Cos parents are forever working and we hate siblings who are there just to grab a share of our everything.
5) Thats the price to pay if parents want to track our whereabouts as-and-when-they-like
6) Cos our buddy never says "NO' but parents always say "NO"
7) We say who don't eat? Food is for the body, Music is for the soul. Body can last a few days without food, but the soul cant.
8) As mentioned by Serene, it is to GET ANG BAO MONEY lor
9) Understanding is important meh???
10) Of course it is a proper meal, got carbonhydrates, fats, fibre, proteins and other vitamins....
At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 1:00:00 PM , sÞ¡ηηєє said...
this time i score 10 / 10 leh!
add one more point:
11. you talk more online than on the phone!
:D
At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:06:00 PM , Unknown said...
hahahaha.... but i hate Burger the most ler.
At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 5:27:00 PM , Anonymous said...
ha ha serene,
cha bo lang me kiasi one, scared of emf radiation to the extent of not on-ing my hp unless i hv been paged. and oso i always nagging old beng to keep his hands away from his hp one, let alone agreeing to him sms-ing me 10x per day (although it's a very sweet idea) but i too kiasi......old beng always ask me to go stay in a cave : no tv, no hp, no computer, no cars exhaust, no pesticides, no.......... :p
At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 5:31:00 PM , Anonymous said...
ha ha,
too much exposure to emf radiation today liao,
blur blur liao,
message meant for replying to tracy de.......
At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:15:00 PM , Anonymous said...
everytime i see my son listening to his music 24 hours non-stop, i also cannot tahan him and god knows why they just cant stand still or sit still.
At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 9:08:00 PM , Elydia said...
hahahahhaa... my bill super high all becos i do too much thumbs exercise... :Þ
glad that i'm still consider young... hee hee.... wahahhhahahaa!!
At Wednesday, August 23, 2006 2:28:00 AM , Rene ♥ said...
haha... i guess all the lau hero can nv understand young punks! wahaha
At Wednesday, August 23, 2006 11:07:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Sunflower
Hmmm, 1 and 4, still have the signs of young la. People like me got 0/10 leh :(
Dandan
So me call you young punk la :)
Kenny
At least you still got 1. not bad la
Serene
Kam siah for dropping by, went over to read your young punk´s blog, good :)
CNY good hor, got ang bao to collect, for old uncle like me, it´s always money got out no in :(
You really young hor, can´t even vote yet :)
Tracy
Ha ha ha, young punk says "yo what´s up" and old uncle say "lim peh ka li kong", good one.
Parents should never always say "NO" to their children but seems that almost everything the young children ask for are not acceptable by them leh. Hmmm, think all parents and young punks must try to understand another more so point (9) is important.
Spinnee
10/10?!!!! Young punk you are, good for you.
阿恺
You hate Burger the most, so you are young but not punk lor.
Cha Bo Lang
When we both become lau ah pek and lau ah ma, we shall search for a "cave-like" place to live in.
Lau Hokkien Lang
Hmmm, were you a young punk before and were your parents then also cannot "tahan" you? Don´t be too hash on your son, relax a bit la :)
Elydia
Young and sweet girl you are, looking at you always made me old.
Serene again
Yeah me agree, all the lau heroes can never understand young punks and of course vice versa :)
At Wednesday, August 23, 2006 11:42:00 PM , chartao said...
after reading all the points, i think i'm less than 50% being a punk!
At Thursday, August 24, 2006 9:36:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Leonard
SO you are young but not a punk :)
Dukster
Hello bro, you still young la, maybe not the very young punk type.
Yanzzz
You are ok la, young girl. Maybe no more a punk but definitely young.
Me got no article one leh, all "10 signs..." are the creation of my own old brain. Er...maybe you can try to come out with some signs of "new age gals"?
欣架
So which one are you? Me definitely the middleage group.
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