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Monday, August 21, 2006

10 Signs You Are A Young Punk

lim peh ka li kong

10 signs you know you are a young punk.

1) You can write a very long sms in extremely hyper fast speed.

2) You start your conversation with "Yo, what´s up" and slang with an accent like a chao ang mo.

3) You can´t walk, stand or sit properly with body swinging/swaying/moving non-stop.

4) You talk to your friends more than your parents and siblings.

5) Your handphone costs more than your parents´ handphones even though your have no earnings yet.

6) You can do anything for a buddy but "NO" is your immediate reply to whatever request made by your parents.

7) You can don´t eat, don´t sleep BUT cannot live without your mp3 music.

8) You don´t understand why you need to visit your relatives once a year during Chinese New Year.

9) You don´t understand your parents at all, just like they can´t understand you.

10) Burgers from Fast Food Restaurant IS considered a proper meal.

lim peh kong wan liao

Note : Come to think of it, Old Beng me was once a young punk too, many many years ago...

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  • At Monday, August 21, 2006 3:06:00 PM , Blogger Sunflower said...

    Aiyo, jialat, now i worry.

    I only meet the requirement of 1 and 4, (i talk a lot to my siblings too.)

    HOW? who am I??? ^_~

  • At Monday, August 21, 2006 3:35:00 PM , Blogger dandan...™ said...

    I think I still "young"..
    almost all is correct...

  • At Monday, August 21, 2006 4:44:00 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

    I think I'm old already. Only match with point No. 7, no music no life for me la.

  • At Monday, August 21, 2006 7:04:00 PM , Blogger Rene ♥ said...

    8) You don´t understand why you need to visit your relatives once a year during Chinese New Year.

    i can understand! ANG BAO MONEY!!! waahaha. kao eh. sounds like im a young punk cos i fit all signs except 2 and 8. young punk gd. lol

  • At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 12:32:00 PM , Blogger Tracy said...

    Oh...come on...let me explain why youngsters behave the 10 signs you mention in your entry.

    1) SMS-ing is alot cheaper than making phone calls, and the providers gave more SMS benefits to young subscribers. So, practise make perfect. Why not you start sending your cha bo lang 10 SMS a day, I am sure you will be a lot faster in no time.
    2)"Yo, what's up" is the same as "lim peh ka li kong" lor
    3) We are active....
    4) Cos parents are forever working and we hate siblings who are there just to grab a share of our everything.
    5) Thats the price to pay if parents want to track our whereabouts as-and-when-they-like
    6) Cos our buddy never says "NO' but parents always say "NO"
    7) We say who don't eat? Food is for the body, Music is for the soul. Body can last a few days without food, but the soul cant.
    8) As mentioned by Serene, it is to GET ANG BAO MONEY lor
    9) Understanding is important meh???
    10) Of course it is a proper meal, got carbonhydrates, fats, fibre, proteins and other vitamins....

  • At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 1:00:00 PM , Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

    this time i score 10 / 10 leh!

    add one more point:

    11. you talk more online than on the phone!


  • At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:06:00 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

    hahahaha.... but i hate Burger the most ler.

  • At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 5:27:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    ha ha serene,

    cha bo lang me kiasi one, scared of emf radiation to the extent of not on-ing my hp unless i hv been paged. and oso i always nagging old beng to keep his hands away from his hp one, let alone agreeing to him sms-ing me 10x per day (although it's a very sweet idea) but i too kiasi......old beng always ask me to go stay in a cave : no tv, no hp, no computer, no cars exhaust, no pesticides, no.......... :p

  • At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 5:31:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    ha ha,
    too much exposure to emf radiation today liao,
    blur blur liao,
    message meant for replying to tracy de.......

  • At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:15:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    everytime i see my son listening to his music 24 hours non-stop, i also cannot tahan him and god knows why they just cant stand still or sit still.

  • At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 9:08:00 PM , Blogger Elydia said...

    hahahahhaa... my bill super high all becos i do too much thumbs exercise... :Þ

    glad that i'm still consider young... hee hee.... wahahhhahahaa!!

  • At Wednesday, August 23, 2006 2:28:00 AM , Blogger Rene ♥ said...

    haha... i guess all the lau hero can nv understand young punks! wahaha

  • At Wednesday, August 23, 2006 11:07:00 AM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    Hmmm, 1 and 4, still have the signs of young la. People like me got 0/10 leh :(

    So me call you young punk la :)

    At least you still got 1. not bad la

    Kam siah for dropping by, went over to read your young punk´s blog, good :)

    CNY good hor, got ang bao to collect, for old uncle like me, it´s always money got out no in :(

    You really young hor, can´t even vote yet :)

    Ha ha ha, young punk says "yo what´s up" and old uncle say "lim peh ka li kong", good one.

    Parents should never always say "NO" to their children but seems that almost everything the young children ask for are not acceptable by them leh. Hmmm, think all parents and young punks must try to understand another more so point (9) is important.

    10/10?!!!! Young punk you are, good for you.

    You hate Burger the most, so you are young but not punk lor.

    Cha Bo Lang
    When we both become lau ah pek and lau ah ma, we shall search for a "cave-like" place to live in.

    Lau Hokkien Lang
    Hmmm, were you a young punk before and were your parents then also cannot "tahan" you? Don´t be too hash on your son, relax a bit la :)

    Young and sweet girl you are, looking at you always made me old.

    Serene again
    Yeah me agree, all the lau heroes can never understand young punks and of course vice versa :)

  • At Wednesday, August 23, 2006 11:42:00 PM , Blogger chartao said...

    after reading all the points, i think i'm less than 50% being a punk!

  • At Thursday, August 24, 2006 1:05:00 AM , Blogger Dukester said...

    Heng ah...been there, left there. Am nowhere near, esp the "young" part.... :(

  • At Thursday, August 24, 2006 1:31:00 AM , Blogger yanzzz said...

    chiam .. i only left no 4 and 7 and 10 only liao

    am i still consider as young?

    then beng got any other article stating any "new age gals"= NAG de a not .. i hope i can qualify for tat .. punk .. i gueess i cannot make it already ..

    sad ar ~

  • At Thursday, August 24, 2006 5:25:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    1 sign you are no longer a young punk, but not that far from it yet.
    1. you see young punks doing all those 10 things and the more you see, the more you buay song! Kan4 bu4 shun4 yan3, feel like scolding them "stand got no stand style, sit got no sit style"(pt 3), and make them upset/angry.

    1 sign you are not a young punk ,and has reached middle age
    1. you see young punks doing all 10 things, and you can laugh it off, shut one eye and joke abt it in your blog without offending young punks!


  • At Thursday, August 24, 2006 9:36:00 AM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    SO you are young but not a punk :)

    Hello bro, you still young la, maybe not the very young punk type.

    You are ok la, young girl. Maybe no more a punk but definitely young.

    Me got no article one leh, all "10 signs..." are the creation of my own old brain. Er...maybe you can try to come out with some signs of "new age gals"?

    So which one are you? Me definitely the middleage group.


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