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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Riddle Time Again

lim peh ka li kong

Some riddles for you:

Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
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Just quit imagining.

Why did grandpa get to meet new people every day without leaving the house?
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Because he had alzheimer's disease

Which animal has two gray legs, and two brown legs?
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Elephant that has diarrhea!

Can you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence?
I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined
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I said that,"that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined.
 
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