Old, Older, Oldest
lim peh ka li kong
What is old? 30? 40? 50? Neh, think "Old" is rather subjective but if you have encountered or done some of the followings, then you are OLD or Very OLD or Si Bei OLD:
You know you are OLD if you have :
1) Bought Chewing Gum in Provisional shops.
2) Listened to 四大天王 .
You know you are VERY OLD :
1) Buying Cassettes instead of CD.
2) Choosing the latest model of Pagers.
3) Playing "Game and Watch".
4) Listening to 刘文正 is an "IN" thing.
5) Buying bus ticket from a bus conductor.
6) Watch Musical shows at National Theatre.
7) Enjoyed a day in Amusement Park at Kallang (The old one which was Wonderland lookalike).
8) You go to Van Kleef Aquarium instead of Underwater World at Sentosa to see fish.
9) Watching Black and White Television programmes.
10) Playing fire crackers openingly.
11) Watched movies in the Drive-In Cinema at Jurong.
12) Had a wonderful time at Great World City 大世界 (Not the current one la, of course).
You know you are EXTREMELY OLD :
1) Eating Ice Kacang in Ball-shape using your hand.
2) Listening to 青山、葛兰。。。
So eh, if you have not done and don´t even have the slightlest idea of what craps me is talking, then congrats, you are not OLD. Go ask your parents about those things we did when we were not so OLD then.
lim peh kong wan liao
What is old? 30? 40? 50? Neh, think "Old" is rather subjective but if you have encountered or done some of the followings, then you are OLD or Very OLD or Si Bei OLD:
You know you are OLD if you have :
1) Bought Chewing Gum in Provisional shops.
2) Listened to 四大天王 .
You know you are VERY OLD :
1) Buying Cassettes instead of CD.
2) Choosing the latest model of Pagers.
3) Playing "Game and Watch".
4) Listening to 刘文正 is an "IN" thing.
5) Buying bus ticket from a bus conductor.
6) Watch Musical shows at National Theatre.
7) Enjoyed a day in Amusement Park at Kallang (The old one which was Wonderland lookalike).
8) You go to Van Kleef Aquarium instead of Underwater World at Sentosa to see fish.
9) Watching Black and White Television programmes.
10) Playing fire crackers openingly.
11) Watched movies in the Drive-In Cinema at Jurong.
12) Had a wonderful time at Great World City 大世界 (Not the current one la, of course).
You know you are EXTREMELY OLD :
1) Eating Ice Kacang in Ball-shape using your hand.
2) Listening to 青山、葛兰。。。
So eh, if you have not done and don´t even have the slightlest idea of what craps me is talking, then congrats, you are not OLD. Go ask your parents about those things we did when we were not so OLD then.
lim peh kong wan liao
Labels: Funny Stuff
16 Comments:
At Friday, July 28, 2006 4:29:00 PM , Anonymous said...
I am OLD.
hahahah
At Friday, July 28, 2006 4:35:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Me is very OLD, @#~€%Ç& :p
At Friday, July 28, 2006 10:26:00 PM , TheBlurQueen said...
beng, i longed for tt ball ice kacang..does tt make me very old?hehe..still remember eating them while staying in pasir panjang kampong!
At Friday, July 28, 2006 10:28:00 PM , TheBlurQueen said...
i juz realized u categirized that as extremely old..duh!hehe
At Friday, July 28, 2006 11:21:00 PM , Anonymous said...
aiyo old beng, sorry ah. never see the comment you left on 14/07. xD
anyway I continued blogging liao.
got guide how to tell you're still a kid, teenager or adult anot. heh heh.
At Saturday, July 29, 2006 12:09:00 PM , Anonymous said...
You've have missed out:-
1)Using 10 cents to buy Chendol from the roadside stall.
2)Putting 10 cents in the horse racing machine to try your luck to win 30 or 50 cents.
3) The entrance and the exit of the bus is centrally located, and without door.
With these mentioned, it doesn't mean I am older than you. Hahahaha.
At Sunday, July 30, 2006 6:44:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Dewi
Yeah, ice-ball...wonder now still available anywhere?
Sihui
Good that you start blogging again. As for how to tell whether you are still akid, teenager etc, maybe I am too old for it liao, how about a young girl like you to write instead?
Anonymous
Yes, I missed out the horse racing machine but I remembered the entrance/exit at the centre of the bus cos many times me was standing exactly there holding with one hand only.
At Sunday, July 30, 2006 10:13:00 PM , Anonymous said...
EH! that time i went to tiong bahru there was this kind of food fair they sold ice kachang balls. it was kind of long ago though.
At Monday, July 31, 2006 5:37:00 PM , sÞ¡ηηєє said...
I'm a mixture of old & very old.
how? half old? :)
At Monday, July 31, 2006 5:51:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Sihui
I didn´t know about the food fair or else I will go there to eat the Ice-ball.
Dukester
Yes, Gay World Stadium too :)
Platformshoes
Old = Experienced ;)
Spinnee
You are young la cos (negative x negative = positive) so old and very old = young.
At Monday, July 31, 2006 10:20:00 PM , Ang Gu Gu said...
my surname is lim...so i also is lim peh
so now LIM PEH ka lu kong :
your damn blog if ccb funny =p hahahha!!!!
make me laugh until cannot tahan...
chio kao buay ta han liaw now..
so keep up the good job old benG!! love ya work~
lim peh kong wan liao also..
At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 12:25:00 AM , Ang Gu Gu said...
laff until buay ta han =) link u for future laughter..hiakz..hope u don mind!
At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 10:26:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Ang Gu Gu
Kam siah for dropping by and glad that you like my blog :)
It´s an honour to have been linked, went over to your blog and like what I read there.
At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 10:58:00 AM , Ang Gu Gu said...
thank you thank you =p
lim peh linked u liaw..haha!
lalla..fall in love wif singaporeans funny blogger.. =)
At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 11:45:00 AM , NA said...
Oh no! I am pretty old le...
At Tuesday, August 08, 2006 10:54:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Kurakat
Oei, stop saying your are old la, young man, sobs sobs (Old Beng crying in a corner...)
Lau Hero
Kaoz you back, without my postings, you also sick and old liao la :p
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home