10 Signs You Need To Get A New Job
lim peh ka li kong
10 Signs you seriously need to consider getting yourself a new job.
1) You are always a loner, nobody talks to you, not even the Office cleaner Aunty.
2) Whenever you are in the lift, none of your colleagues will take the same lift with you, they will rather wait for the next lift.
3) Nobody acknowledges you when you greet them "good morning" and "good bye".
4) Your work-station is right at the end of the Office passage-way and the nearest colleague is seated 5 tables away from you.
5) During Chrismas, of all the 20 over employees, you are the only 1 who never get any gift from the Boss.
6) Nobody remembers your name and when you try to tell them, their reply is "who cares".
7) You cannot access to the Computer because you do not have a valid password.
8) Your lunch time is from 12 noon to 1 pm when everyone is having lunch time from 1 pm to 2 pm.
9) Your name is not in the Organization Chart, neither is it in the Company´s Telephone Directory List.
10) You went to Office one morning and found that the whole premise is vacant because the Company has shifted office but you were not informed.
lim peh kong wan liao
10 Signs you seriously need to consider getting yourself a new job.
1) You are always a loner, nobody talks to you, not even the Office cleaner Aunty.
2) Whenever you are in the lift, none of your colleagues will take the same lift with you, they will rather wait for the next lift.
3) Nobody acknowledges you when you greet them "good morning" and "good bye".
4) Your work-station is right at the end of the Office passage-way and the nearest colleague is seated 5 tables away from you.
5) During Chrismas, of all the 20 over employees, you are the only 1 who never get any gift from the Boss.
6) Nobody remembers your name and when you try to tell them, their reply is "who cares".
7) You cannot access to the Computer because you do not have a valid password.
8) Your lunch time is from 12 noon to 1 pm when everyone is having lunch time from 1 pm to 2 pm.
9) Your name is not in the Organization Chart, neither is it in the Company´s Telephone Directory List.
10) You went to Office one morning and found that the whole premise is vacant because the Company has shifted office but you were not informed.
lim peh kong wan liao
Labels: 10, Funny Stuff
18 Comments:
At Monday, January 29, 2007 5:52:00 PM , noeyesee said...
jus as i missed yr 10 signs u finally wrote another 1, bravo!
At Tuesday, January 30, 2007 1:22:00 AM , Anonymous said...
Lol..same for me beng! How about writing 10 signs you need to find a gf =p So i can see how bad am i..Haha
At Tuesday, January 30, 2007 10:00:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Noeyesee
Thanks but you very long never update your blog leh, busy?
Ang Gu Gu
10 signs you need to find a gf? Me also expired liao, you should write instead :)
At Tuesday, January 30, 2007 1:59:00 PM , Anonymous said...
Let me continue my points:
11. Everyone get promoted, but not you, your junior also promoted although you are senior and work more than them.
12. Whatever all your hard work credit taken by others.
13. Your boss transfer you to other division that no body want to do it.
14. Company's vacation/trip never include you.
15. Your salary stay still and no increment.
16. Every mistakes all blame on you only.
17. You never get any facilities from the company.
Kenny kong wan liao...
At Tuesday, January 30, 2007 2:03:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Ha ha Kenny
You can write your own 10 signs liao but yeah so sad.
At Wednesday, January 31, 2007 12:35:00 AM , Anonymous said...
how about 10signs that you don't need a wife? hahaha
At Wednesday, January 31, 2007 9:28:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Slurp
Wa-piangz, this type of "Life threatening" topics lim peh cannot/will not/dare not write la.
认真靠害!!
At Wednesday, January 31, 2007 11:35:00 AM , Anonymous said...
Harlow Beng,
Lihobo? Just drop in to say harlow, I am out of job, yu wanna hire me?
Have chiew will travel
ahbeng chao
At Wednesday, January 31, 2007 11:40:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Ahbeng Chao
Halo friend, long time no see you leh? Hope you are fine.
Write me an email to chit-chat more. old_beng@yahoo.com.sg
At Wednesday, January 31, 2007 2:56:00 PM , yanZzz said...
wa like tat sound very extreme already .. ... hai ~ yo yo
At Wednesday, January 31, 2007 3:47:00 PM , Anonymous said...
Wah lau.. the 10 signs looks to be able to expand into some sort of ghost story.. you know the kind when someone does not realise that he no longer exists... *cold sweat*
--- casius.
At Wednesday, January 31, 2007 4:20:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Yanzzz
Yeah lor, so very extreme, just for fun reading la :)
Casius
Hmmm, you like ghost story too huh? Will post another "Incident" soon.
At Thursday, February 01, 2007 10:29:00 AM , Sunflower said...
uncle beng, install MSN or yahoo to chat, email..... like very very old days leh..... :P
At Friday, February 02, 2007 11:12:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Sunflower
Eh... email matched my profile better lah, old beng = old fashion = o-biang
Furthermore me no got MSN and Yahoo leh, must pay or not
At Saturday, February 03, 2007 2:08:00 AM , Whiskoffee said...
What o-biang? Haha...
MSN and Yahoo messenger are free. Just need to download the software and install it on your pc. Then you can add your contacts' email addreses to chat with them.
Waiting for Beng to MSN us...
Hee...
At Monday, February 05, 2007 10:55:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Whiskoffee
Me prefer to talk via the phone. Already spending too much time on Computer everyday.
At Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:12:00 AM , Mockingbird said...
i wonder if anyone has ever experienced the company moving like that. Going to work only to find out the company has moved and the person was not informed. What a big cruel joke!
At Tuesday, February 06, 2007 5:30:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Mickell
Ha ha don´t think so la, just my harmless joke, hope no bosses will do such "折厄" things
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