lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

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Friday, January 03, 2014

Special Visitor

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That day hor, I saw a special visitor in my garden.

Taking a closer look and saw that it has 2 eyes and 1 mouth.


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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Jokessss

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Long long time no write here liao, almost forget lim peh's password.

Nothing much to share, so just share some old jokes:

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Husband: Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper?

Wife: I just go and clean the toilet.

Husband: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush.

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”

The girl smiled.

At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”

Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”

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Why did God create Adam before Eve?

To give him a chance to speak.

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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

1 Word

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Companionship
Contemplation
Contentment
Hope
Lonliness
Love
Security
Tenacity
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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Hello? Eh.... wu lang bo?

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Very long no come here kong.

Kua si mi?
Will try to come here more frequent if lim peh got time.

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Thursday, May 02, 2013

一二三四五六

一个中心
一切以健康为中心

两个基本点
遇事潇洒一点
看世糊涂一点

三个忘记
忘记年龄
忘记过去
忘记恩怨

四个拥有
拥有正在爱你的人
拥有知心的朋友
拥有向上的事业
拥有温暖的住所

五个要
要唱
要跳
要俏
要笑
要苗条

六个不能
不能饿了才吃
不能渴了才喝
不能睏了才睡
不能累了才歇
不能病了才检查
不能老了再后悔
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Thursday, April 18, 2013

不如不见 / 好久不见

粤语版和华语版,我还是喜欢华语版多一点。


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Monday, March 11, 2013


镜中物
水  中   花
梦      中      情


他     又     何    须
你   又   何  必
我又何苦

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Thursday, February 07, 2013

女声

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最近听到查某人在晚上反复的听着两首好听的歌曲:





我听着听着也开始喜欢上了这两把声音

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Monday, January 14, 2013

Si Bei Sian La

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lim peh very the long no come here write write liao, think grass everywhere 了。

If you were to ask me why me no write? The pic below can show the reason:


Si bei sian la

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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

回忆中。。。。。。

。。。。哥哥张国荣 * 男声有像张国荣 * 独唱版从5:15开始
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Friday, October 19, 2012

灯火阑珊处


众里寻他千百度 ,
蓦然回首,
那人却在灯火阑珊处....



 
转载自Facebook
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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

夜夜夜夜



想问天你在那里
我想问问我自己
一开始我聪明 结束我聪明
聪明的几乎的毁掉了我自己

想问天问大地
或著是迷信问问宿命
放弃所有 抛下所有
让我飘流在安静的夜夜空里

你也不必牵强再说爱我
反正我的灵魂已片片凋落
慢慢的拼凑 慢慢的拼凑
拼凑成一个完全不属於真正的我

你也不必牵强再说爱我
反正我的灵魂已片片凋落
慢慢的拼凑 慢慢的拼凑
拼凑成一个完全不属於真正的我

我不愿再放纵
我不愿每天每夜每秒飘流
也不愿再多问再多说再多求我的梦
我不愿再放纵
我不愿每天每夜每秒飘流
也不愿 再多问再多说再多求
我的梦

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Wednesday, September 05, 2012

你是不是也这样?

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       是
             不
                 是
             也
        这

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Friday, August 03, 2012

Mr Bean

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Old but funny Mr Bean


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Friday, July 13, 2012

Thailand Advertisement

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Saw these advertisements from Thailand.

Me like, share share.

http://youtu.be/-u-rhnV4l08

http://youtu.be/K3nkTSYZgw0
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Wednesday, July 04, 2012

超值陈百强与林子祥CD

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最近令伯买了两张CD,觉得超级值,分享分享一下。


陈百强经典金曲101



一套里面有着6CD, 总共101首歌曲。


经典歌曲如:今宵多珍重、偏偏喜欢你、等、涟漪、恋爱预告、不再问究竟、一生何求、痴心眼里藏、烟雨凄迷、盼望的缘分、凝望、当我想起你、我的故事、眼泪为你流、喝彩、等等。

对我这个老安哥来说,这一套CD还是有点美中不足,因为少了两首我极爱的歌:梦呓以及灰色怨曲。

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林子祥经典金曲101



同样的一套6CD,101首歌曲,超值夹低买。


经典歌曲如:分分钟需要你、在水中央、千支针刺在心、仍然记得个一次、零时十分、追忆、最爱是谁、海誓山盟、十分十二寸、好气连祥I,II,III,IV、Ah Lam日记、敢爱敢做、谁能明白我、星光的背影、莫再悲、千亿个夜晚、活色生香、夜来香、海市蜃楼、等等等等。。。


还有很多很多。


你如果喜欢陈百强和林子祥的歌曲,这两套CD千万别走鸡。


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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Cats

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lim peh like dogs more than cats but these 2 photos  made me laughed.

呵呵

Wa ha ha ha ha!!!
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

当我想起你

一首歌,一首陈百强的歌。

http://youtu.be/VaFWcgr39Yg
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012

How True


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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

怪叔叔

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你有遇到过怪叔叔吗?怪叔叔不等于色伯伯,他怪但也许并不色。

看看你周边的人,可能隐藏了一两位怪叔叔而你不知道罢了。


我就是怪叔叔。

我有2怪:

(1) 我喜欢星期一,二,三,四以及星期五,也就是说我喜欢工作日。是的,我喜欢上班,我喜欢做工,我是怪叔叔。

(2) 我超喜欢去找牙医,让他替我洗牙,钻牙,补牙等等。我的牙医是男的,并不是女牙医哦。

So,怎样?除了我这个怪叔叔,你还知道哪一些?

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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Mischievous Boy & Evil Man

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Am I evil or what? I actually smiled. Ouch!!

epic fail photos - Appropriate Response FAIL

Funny doggy
Party Fails - After 12: Announcing PARTY HARDEST - Your One-Stop Party Central!

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Thursday, March 08, 2012

为了你好

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在Facebook上看到一篇短文,把它转写在这,共勉之:

请你坐好、用心听好;钱多钱少、够用就好;
人丑人美、顺眼就好;人老人少、健康就好;
家穷家富、和气就好;老公晚归、有回就好;
老婆唠叨、顾家就好;孩子从小、就要教好;
博士也好、卖菜也好;长大以后、乖乖就好;
房屋大小、能住就好;名牌杂牌、能穿就好;
两轮四轮、代步就好;老板不好、忍让就好;
一切烦恼、能解就好;坚持执著、放下就好;
人的一生、平安就好;有钱有势、未必就好;
心好行好、命就转好;谁是谁非、天知就好;
修福修慧、来世更好;说这么多、明白就好;
天地万物、随缘就好;很多事情、看开就好;
人人都好、日日都好;你好我好、世界更好;
总而言之、知足就好;简短几句、牢牢记好;
这封短文、的确很好;若不送你、怎说我好;
所以印抄、希望你好;阅读之后、贴或收好;
时时警惕、依句做好;你的人生、将会更好;

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Monday, February 27, 2012

Funny Students

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These answers from students really funny lor:




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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Poor Super Heroes

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Saw these cartoons, funny lor:


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Monday, February 06, 2012

I Have Not Had A Good Loud Laugh For A Long Time

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Ever since Stephen Chow has lesser and lesser movies, lim peh have not had a good laugh for a long long time.

Then I read this in Jaywalk´s blog.

http://www.jaywalkonline.com/2011/10/ladies-sitting-through-ages.html

The last statement by the old lady is really epic.

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Tuesday, January 03, 2012

朝圣 - 印度 尼泊尔

今年第一篇 post 就由查某人顶上吧:

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二五五五年

当与外子一起决定参加由 DPL 中心于印度及尼泊尔的闭关及
朝圣活动后,
直至起程当日,
心情,
是忐忑不安的。。。。

            担心着闭关时未能完成需达到的诵咒次数,
            担心着工作及家里随时可能发生的变动,
            担心着外子的身体没法承担此行的奔波发生状况因
            而延误其他团员,
            担心着业障显现而引发一连串的障碍造成无发成行,

            一切一切的未知数,多方面的顾虑,那种担优焦虑无助
            的心情,唉,可真是煎熬!

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十一月二十七日

闭关正式开始,时时刻刻鞭策着自己需尽力的诵咒语。
感恩 DPL 中心与 Geshe-la 的帮忙安排了椅子座位,让我们
能减少身体的不适而更能集中精神于闭关事项。

清晨的寺院,
众多的不同国度的僧侣及朝圣者鱼灌而入,
大家各自进行着朝拜活动,
佛前供花,静坐,诵经文,绕佛,持大礼拜等,
各种礼佛活动同一时间的进行着,对我而言,
当下所看见及感受到的那种虔诚与恭敬心,是多么的震撼!

那日,

当 Geshe-la 带领我们绕佛塔进行礼拜后进入正殿时,
当目光接触到庄严的释迦摩尼佛像时,
            一股莫明的喜悦感汹涌澎湃般冲阶而来,
            接者,
            眼眶不由自主的湿了。。。

怎么说呢?

有如游子在外游荡多年终于归乡的感觉,
又如树叶经过四季的洗礼,
    终于
                落 。
                         叶。
                                 归。
                                        根 。。。

那种即遥远但却熟悉的感觉与喜悦,是非笔墨所能形容的,
时耳闻寺院钟声,
一股安祥平静的感觉顿时涌入心中,
感恩,
我想,我终于感受到了inner peace 。。。





夜晚的寺院,

在灯火的照耀下,更是庄严美丽,
那种优美安宁的环境,必需亲临方能体会。

感恩四天的闭关终于圆满完成,大家都法喜充满!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

接下来的朝圣景点,都让我对佛教有更进一步的认识。虽然一
路上车程遥远,但大家都愉快的渡过。

感恩一路上受到团员们的扶持与照顾,尤其是 Joanne, Lilian,
Shawn & David, 常帮忙行动缓慢的外子,感谢你们的耐心与体贴!

也要衷心感谢 Karen 及 Jaime 给予我们宝贵的忠言与帮忙,还
有 Geshe-la 及喇嘛们,Brenda,Ivan 及 DPL 中心其他的同修所
给予我们的帮助与照顾。这期间,大家互相照料关心帮忙,宛
如一个大家庭,让我们很感动,衷心感谢大家!

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老明说:看来我可以把 blog 交给查某人了。
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

A Simple Camera And Its Photographs

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Many times when lim peh saw those beautiful, well taken photographs, lim peh always admired the skills of the photographers.

Me? I am never a good camera man neither have I a good camera. All lim peh have is just a normal digi-camera.

Actually hor, what lim peh is trying to say is that sometimes, at the right time, at the correct location, photographs taken by a normal person with a so-so digicam also boleh have quite good photographs (ha, at least to myself).

These are some photographs lim peh quite like:

Barcelona, Spain

Barcelona, Spain

几有 Vampire 的 feel

Madrid, Spain

Madrid, Spain


Kiss!!!

Lotus in our Garden


Paris, France

蓝天 微风 憩静的下午

什么? 摄影技术麻麻地? 平平无奇? Neh mind la, lim peh 爽就好!

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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

有色漫画色色笑(二)

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再分享:

哇!拾到了!!





变态的一群

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