Glossary of Management Terms
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Guess most of us came across the following Management terms but let me share with you the true meanings of the terms in layman explanation:
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Ambitious : Ruthless
Analytical Projection : Guess
Deficiency Analysis : Search for scapegoat
Deficit : Staggering loss
Delayed : Forgotten
Delegate : Pass the buck
Environmental Pollution : Other people´s waste
Urgency : Panic
Extreme Urgency : Blind panic
Forecast : Guess
Frank Discussion : Bloody argument
Industrial By-product : Waste
Long-Range Forecast : Wild guess
Pending : Haven´t figured it out yet
Profit Before Tax : Loss
Scheduled : Hoped for
Shrewd : Devious
Strategy : Low cunning
Supplementary Statistical Information : Padding
Terminal Payment : Golden handshake
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Understand better? Good!
lim peh kong wan liao
Guess most of us came across the following Management terms but let me share with you the true meanings of the terms in layman explanation:
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Ambitious : Ruthless
Analytical Projection : Guess
Deficiency Analysis : Search for scapegoat
Deficit : Staggering loss
Delayed : Forgotten
Delegate : Pass the buck
Environmental Pollution : Other people´s waste
Urgency : Panic
Extreme Urgency : Blind panic
Forecast : Guess
Frank Discussion : Bloody argument
Industrial By-product : Waste
Long-Range Forecast : Wild guess
Pending : Haven´t figured it out yet
Profit Before Tax : Loss
Scheduled : Hoped for
Shrewd : Devious
Strategy : Low cunning
Supplementary Statistical Information : Padding
Terminal Payment : Golden handshake
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Understand better? Good!
lim peh kong wan liao
Labels: Funny Stuff
6 Comments:
At Monday, July 09, 2007 4:21:00 PM , 马铃薯比基尼妹妹 said...
creative = can u think of sth to cheat d customers?
independent = sorry,u're on ur own
At Monday, July 09, 2007 7:26:00 PM , David (AKK) said...
Some of the terms a bit "Chim".... maybe i work as diff field gua... but overall very shiok...haha
At Tuesday, July 10, 2007 12:01:00 AM , Unknown said...
Haha! Good one!
At Tuesday, July 10, 2007 12:12:00 AM , Whiskoffee said...
hah!
At Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:17:00 AM , Mockingbird said...
i want to add 1 more. Secretary cum constant companion to boss - mistress.
At Tuesday, July 10, 2007 2:18:00 PM , imnothere said...
brain-storming - what should we do next?
in a meeting - too busy gossiping to care about your question
away from desk - busy trying to avoid your phone call
in a phone call - my mistress/gf/bf/lover/friend is trying to figure out what restaurant we are going to visit tonight
XXX has left for the day - XXX cant be bother with your call
XXX is having a smoke - XXX is actually a non-smoker but busy doing the above action.
all these are applicable at my office!
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