Panda Old Beng
lim peh ka li kong
Finally, lim peh got chance to wear my beautiful Sunglasses which I bought from Barcelona, Spain and eh... guess lim peh will be wearing it for at least 1 whole week, rain or shine.
So if you happened to see an old uncle wearing a pair of beautiful Sunglasses even though it may be raining, most likely that old uncle is lim peh.
Why Old Beng so hao-lian and hiao?
Actually, me darn 冤枉 lor.
Yesterday my cha-bo-lang overheard lim peh talking to my friend using my mobile.
"... so if you reach the hotel earlier than I, you book a room first and wait for me to come hor..."
That was when lim peh suddenly saw a 拳头 coming towards my right eye at the speed of a F1 racing car. Talk that time slow, actually very fast. (说时迟, 当时快) lim peh felt a sharp pain on my right eye.
My cha-bo-lang punched me right at my 金城武's eye (same same beautiful eyes) and then it swelled and became a 黑目克.
Now, after my explanation, you know why lim peh have to wear my beautiful Sunglasses from Barcelona...
lim peh kong wan liao
P/s: lim peh was telling my friend Ah Seng to book a karaoke room if he were to reach the hotel earlier than I...
Finally, lim peh got chance to wear my beautiful Sunglasses which I bought from Barcelona, Spain and eh... guess lim peh will be wearing it for at least 1 whole week, rain or shine.
So if you happened to see an old uncle wearing a pair of beautiful Sunglasses even though it may be raining, most likely that old uncle is lim peh.
Why Old Beng so hao-lian and hiao?
Actually, me darn 冤枉 lor.
Yesterday my cha-bo-lang overheard lim peh talking to my friend using my mobile.
"... so if you reach the hotel earlier than I, you book a room first and wait for me to come hor..."
That was when lim peh suddenly saw a 拳头 coming towards my right eye at the speed of a F1 racing car. Talk that time slow, actually very fast. (说时迟, 当时快) lim peh felt a sharp pain on my right eye.
My cha-bo-lang punched me right at my 金城武's eye (same same beautiful eyes) and then it swelled and became a 黑目克.
Now, after my explanation, you know why lim peh have to wear my beautiful Sunglasses from Barcelona...
lim peh kong wan liao
P/s: lim peh was telling my friend Ah Seng to book a karaoke room if he were to reach the hotel earlier than I...
21 Comments:
At Monday, September 29, 2008 9:23:00 PM , Anonymous said...
hard to believe leh
NPNT! lolz
At Monday, September 29, 2008 9:30:00 PM , articulator said...
or you can tell those china mei mei that you block a punch, from gelyang hooligans, for your gf....wahaahaha,,, sure score.
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 1:53:00 AM , Anonymous said...
haha be glad she never box both eyes!! lol poor oldbeng!
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 10:03:00 AM , Old Beng said...
FML
Neh mind believable or not la, just remember the moral of the incident. Cannot anyhow talk, must be precise and clear. I learned my lesson well.
Articulator
Wah-piangz! What China mei mei? 认真靠害, you want lim peh to have another black eye so can balance, is it?
Hersheys
Ya-lor hor, must think this way, heng ah only kena box 1 eye, not both eyes then the black-eye not so painful
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 10:22:00 AM , (T) (H) (B) said...
HAhahahahahha! Wah lao!!!!
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 1:13:00 PM , Mockingbird said...
Ouch. Did your wife apologise to you afterwards for wronging you?
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 3:01:00 PM , levynn said...
uncle beng...
i'm actually more interested in the so-called self declared 金城武's eye... really or not?? he is my prince charming since school days leh...
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 4:33:00 PM , Old Beng said...
THB
Ya-lor, wah-lau =_="""
Mockingbird
Ai-yo, the main point is lim peh must learn to talk clearly to avoid future orh-bal-karc la.
1~xyn
Wa-piangz, you girl girl all the same one, only interested in 金城武's eye, no one care about my black eye.
Of course really la..... self proclaimed only.
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 5:00:00 PM , 龟头@Kenny Sim@恺俊 said...
your cha-boh-lang got martial art training before?
got a fist speed like F1, fui-yoh~!!
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 6:01:00 PM , Old Beng said...
龟头
呵呵呵,F1 应节应节嘛。
She masters better with flying dagger - 飞刀 especially when she stares at lim peh...
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 6:47:00 PM , Anonymous said...
hHaHAHHA!
uncle, this teach you a lesson.
but no worries,
打是爱骂是疼,just njoy the love you've received from your char bo lang for this whole week!
Tk care!
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 8:52:00 PM , 潇洒走一回(少俊) said...
so drama oh~~~
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 9:55:00 PM , Old Beng said...
ME
Ya lor, lesson learned well :(
少俊
Like Korean Drama hor?
At Tuesday, September 30, 2008 10:09:00 PM , noeyesee said...
ha ha ha uncle dont bluff lah, i think you must hv said this instead
"...so if you reach the hotel earlier than I, you book a room first then wash clean clean and wait for me to cum hor..."
aunty cha-bo-lang, me joking only hor so pls spare uncle beng's other eye, he he he
At Thursday, October 02, 2008 10:41:00 AM , Old Beng said...
noeyesee
Kns you noeyesee, you 认真靠害,认真打得少.
At Friday, October 03, 2008 5:39:00 PM , Sheko23 said...
I always hear ppl saying that Jesus said before "If someone slapped you on your right cheek, have him/her slapped your left as well".
So, did you mind as well sacrifice your the other eye to make yourself another China's precious animal? kekekeke
At Saturday, October 04, 2008 8:32:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Sheko23
Seriously speaking, lim peh don't mind at all...才怪。 多一个认真靠害,认真打得少的损友。
At Wednesday, October 08, 2008 12:29:00 AM , dandan...™ said...
hahahhaahahaa
At Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:13:00 PM , Whiskoffee said...
wahaahahahahaha
At Monday, October 13, 2008 7:50:00 PM , imnothere said...
hey lim peh, i got beaten up too... but in martial arts training.
i think you can do with some special moves to dodge no-shadow-fists.
please take care...
poor lim peh.
At Monday, October 13, 2008 8:52:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Dandan
Go ahead and laugh at me la
Joshua
You another one laughing at lim peh =_="""
imnothere
Cannot la, she is too fast...but thanks dude.
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