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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Some Things You Just Can´t Explain

lim peh ka li kong

Too busy to post anything, just cut and paste the following to share:

Lau Hero, a farmer, was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.

Old Beng came in and asked Lau Hero, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"

Lau Hero shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that's so horrible?" Old Beng asked as he sat down next to Lau Hero.

"Well," Lau Hero said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."

"Okay," said Old Beng, "but that's not so bad."

"Some things you just can't explain," Lau Hero replied.

"So what happened then?" Old Beng asked.

Lau Hero said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."

Old Beng laughed and said, "Again?"

Lau Hero replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So, what did you do then?" Old Beng asked.

"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

"Hmmm," Old Beng said and nodded his head.

"Some things you just can't explain," Lau Hero said.

"So, what did you do?" Old Beng asked.

"Well," Lau Hero said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ... Some things you just can't explain."

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10 Comments:

  • At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:18:00 AM , Blogger dandan...™ said...

    LOLz..LOLz..LOLz..
    OMG!! hahahhahaaa
    3 Claps for ur dirty Joke!!!!

     
  • At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 12:02:00 PM , Blogger Elydia said...

    *rolling on floor* hahahahhaa!!! poor lau hero... really something that cannot explain... Ahahahahaha!!!!

     
  • At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 12:35:00 PM , Blogger Sibeh Sian said...

    Sibeh, sibeh suay. I like :)

     
  • At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 4:07:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    phew e wee, me animal lover huh? oh ya oh ya I am.

     
  • At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 8:37:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    哇哈哈哈哈哈哈 戀物癖﹗好樣的﹗老明﹗很有狗雄的調調嘛﹗要多寫﹗這一篇寫出狗雄的怪癖,下一篇要加多幾錢肉緊,把狗雄那不為人知的一面,攤在陽光下﹗Muahahahhahahha

     
  • At Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:08:00 AM , Blogger noeyesee said...

    uncle beng
    u very noti hor always disturb lau hero but seems that all of us like it that way wahahahahahaha

     
  • At Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:09:00 AM , Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

    piang weh! ahahahahah THIS IS hilarious!

     
  • At Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:20:00 AM , Blogger lau hero said...

    小母熊,我倒无所谓,我是怕一旦人红了,我很不得空,这才烦,要应酬拉,客串拉,签名拉,拍片拉,访问拉,演唱会拉,开幕典礼拉,等等的事,以后那有时间看看写写部若客呢,我很实际的,不乱乱抛头露面的。

    你也很不给面子,英雄怎么给你翻一翻给变成狗雄了呢,我是想问很久了,你是不认识字呢,还是没大没小呢。 哎呀,无所谓拉, 你要怎么样就怎么样啦,我不会计较的拉,可以的话越烂越好,尽情尊便吧。

     
  • At Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:29:00 AM , Blogger lau hero said...

    ya lor hor, a lot of things cannot be explain lor, why Spain lost ha, this one can, I can explain b'cos the ball is round, wa ha ha ha.

    VERY COLD HOR

     
  • At Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:46:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Dandan
    Got dirty meh? I thought it was rather clean. The new few jokes on Lau Hero will confirm be very very very dirty ones.

    Elydia
    Glad you like the joke too.

    Mr Sian
    Thanks for your comment, I also like :)

    One Bear
    For you, the next few ones will add in lots of spices (For people above 21 years of age only)

    No Eye See
    I will add you in the next few jokes with Lau Hero, you just wait and see :)

    Lau Hero
    好臭屁噢 but I like the way you say it :)

     

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