Lau Hero's Good Deed
Lately my good friend Lau Hero suddenly becomes very fond of his mother-in-law.
Old Beng: "Oei, Lau Hero, lim peh heard that you became very filial recently hor?"
Lau Hero: "Lau Beng, li shi si mi yi-shu? Me always filial one what."
Old Beng: "Oh izzit? I heard you suddenly become very generous leh, sponsoring your wife and mother-in-law to a tour with all expenses paid by you hor? Why? Strike 4-d huh? Whole family go tour together?"
Lau Hero: "No la, neber strike 4-D la. Just that for so many years, I have never taken my wife and mother-in-law to tour mah, so this time I let 2 of them go tour see see look look by themselves."
Old Beng: "You are not tagging along?"
Lau Hero: "No lah, me no go. Just let the 2 ladies enjoy their trip lor."
Old Beng: "You are indeed a good husband and a filial son-in-law. So where are you sending them for tour?"
Lau Hero: "Mexico."
Old Beng: "......"
lim peh kong wan liao