10 Signs You Are A Typical Singaporean

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10 signs you are a typical Singaporean.

1) Whenever you are touring in our neighbouring countries, you talk like a bird : "Cheap! Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!" all the way.

2) You are very scared to talk about politics.

3) Your middle name is "COMPLAINT".

4) You make a marriage proposal by asking your girlfriend whether she wants to apply for a HDB flat with you.

5) You will drive to anywhere and everywhere so long as there is good food.

6) When there is a long queue, you will first get your child/maid to join the queue first and then check out where the queue will lead you to.

7) You look rich and wealthy with the Condo and Landed property and car and maid but in fact, liabilities is very much higher than you assets.

8) Your family consists of you, your spouse, your children, you dog and your maid. Parents leh?

9) You need the Government to force you to take care of your aged parents.

10) Your are generous in donations in monetary terms but too selfish to show a "Smile".

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