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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Should I Laugh Or Should I Cry To Have Such Bo-Liao Owner

lim peh ka li kong

Me received one email from a friend and can't help but laugh until buay tahan. Feel so sorry for the dogs with such bo-liao owners.

To spice things up, me will put in their thoughts, from the views of the poor dogs, of course.


I don't know my owner at all BUT I do know that he watched too much Star Wars and his favourite character must be YODA la, who else?



Talking about your bo-liao owner, at least you have only one head. I have 3 heads okay! He must have kena Harry Porter's poison too deep liao, that's why I am dressed as Fluffy.



@#$%&@ Never see a SuperDog is it? Kns! Red colour underwear somemore!!



What have I done to deserve this!!!! I am a crossed of a dog and a SPIDER!!!!! @_@"""



No, I am not a Reindeer la, look carefully again. I am holding a Rod and look at my head. I am The Monkey God --- 孙悟空!!!

lim peh kong wan liao

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  • At Tuesday, October 31, 2006 9:38:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    The last “costume”is nice...will look good with my doggies...~sobbing fish

     
  • At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 1:53:00 AM , Blogger Sunflower said...

    wat a torture?

    P/S: Uncle beng I can understand why sometimes you like to write in chinese. I just completed one entry, in chinese. It a torture. but I guess it spells our feeling more clearly.

     
  • At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 10:19:00 AM , Blogger 孺子牛 said...

    See this for another group of bo liao pple.

    http://www.dogpeople.org/Dog%20Meat.htm

     
  • At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 11:17:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    HaHa. I like the 1st pic..."May the Force be with you"...kekeke

     
  • At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 11:28:00 AM , Blogger Kenny Ng said...

    Wakakakakaka... so cute yet funny!

     
  • At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 11:32:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Sobbing Fish
    Care to upload the pic after you dress up your doggies?

    Sunflower
    Chinese in your blog? Hmmm, that will be interesting, will definitely go over to read.

    儒子牛
    Thanks for the sharing but you call those people "bo-liao", you must be kidding me.

    For the minors, good parents, righteously moral men/women, please skip my next few lines.

    They are a bunch of knnbccb fuckup asshole idiotic rascals with no LJ and will repent in the burning HELL for the rest of their pathetic lives.

    我靠,干,操,丢,FUCK,TILL them deep deep.

    They made my blood boils!

    ROOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

     
  • At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 11:34:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Xorpheus
    Me prefer the Spider-dog, he he he.

    Kenny
    Funny right? Glad you enjoy the pics.

     
  • At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 12:26:00 PM , Blogger noeyesee said...

    the costumes are so cute n uncle beng yr ranting super dooper power

     
  • At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 3:53:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    that poor PUgDer (pug plus spider)!!!

    nabeh i have a pug leh. lucky it's not black.

     
  • At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 4:15:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    No Eye See
    Me buay tahan when me saw the pic in the web-site so there went my ranting... still very angry!!!

    Spinnee
    Ha ha Pugder!?!?!? Eh... maybe a brown spider can?

     
  • At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 5:29:00 PM , Anonymous lao hokkien lang said...

    yeah beng, fuck those bastards *middle finger*

     
  • At Thursday, November 02, 2006 11:09:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Lao Hokkien Lang
    My exact sentiment.

     
  • At Thursday, November 02, 2006 12:41:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    ha ha, those dogs look like they were competing with kids for goodies / treats at halloween ! : )

     
  • At Thursday, November 02, 2006 12:43:00 PM , Anonymous char bo lang said...

    err...old beng..i posted that last entry, but dunno why appear as anonymous leh...why arh? your blog not suka me izzit?

     
  • At Thursday, November 02, 2006 12:48:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Anonymous = cha bo lang?
    Why like that ah? Me also don´t know leh, maybe, you are too stressed with your work la.

     
  • At Thursday, November 02, 2006 1:08:00 PM , Anonymous sihui said...

    the monkey god dog.. SO CUTE!!

     
  • At Thursday, November 02, 2006 1:43:00 PM , Blogger Kurakat said...

    I also laugh till peng... esp at the Yoda Dog...

    Hahaha

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 8:10:00 AM , Blogger anon gal said...

    cow and beng,
    People who are not vegetarians has no right to defend which type of animals should be eaten and which should be kept as pet, ok???????

    you people can eat chickens, cows, pigs happily but cannot tahan people eating dogs? Hypocrites lah! And chickens, cows, pigs are not treated better than dogs in the farm hor. Go read up peta (people for ethical treatment of animals)'s website. You people are bananas isit? Ang moh say can eat, then can eat. Ang moh regard as pet, means pet? Hey, in many parts of India, cows are regarded as sacred. So maybe it is people who eat cows that should be 靠,干,操,丢, rather than dog eaters.

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 8:50:00 AM , Blogger 孺子牛 said...

    Anonymous,

    I have never against eating 'fragrance meat' as the Chinese has been eating it thousand years ago. Read my line carefully - it is bo-laio as I disagreed the method they are killing them. It should be 一刀了断!

    In case you don't read this, I have posted it again in your blog.

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 9:35:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Sihui and Kurakat
    Glad that you like the pics.

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 9:49:00 AM , Blogger anon gal said...

    cow, are you sure you posted a comment to my blog? how can that be possible? my blog does not have a comment feature!!!

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 9:52:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Anonymous
    Which anonymous are you? A bit confused leh.

    You are right to point out that who should be the one to decide what to eat and what not to eat? Those who are not Vegetarians definitely cannot say anything.

    For me, I guess I follow the majority, both in thinking and habits for food consumption.
    BUT again, "dog-meat" is not common in most countries but, sadly to say, it is a rather common meal in China.

    My old stubborn mindset is already "fixed and influenced" that dogs and cats are pets, not food. Nothing to do with whether ang-mo or tng-lang.

    Since "Cow" is regarded as sacred in India, so the whole world should stop eating cow?

    I agree with 儒子牛 it is the ways and methods.

    I am definitely guilty cos I am not a full-time Vegetarian, me bad :(

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 10:00:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    儒子牛
    Your comment on "disagreed the method they are killing them" really makes me thinking. 善哉,善哉.

    Anonymous (This topic)
    Apparently there are 2 Anonymous, same name but different blog address.

    1) 无名小卒 : www.anonlittlesoldier.blogspot.com

    He is a male blooger and he had left some comments in my previous topics.

    2) The lady (you) who left comments in this topic.

    www.anonymouslah.blogspot.com

    I think 儒子牛 left the comment in 无名小卒´s blog and not in your blog.

    Confused??? Yeah me too.

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 10:05:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    '只见他走到火炉边,揭开罐盖,瞧了一瞧,深深吸一口气,似乎说:“好香,好香!”突然间伸手入罐,
    也不理汤水煮得正滚,捞起一块狗肉,张口便咬,大嚼起来,片刻间将一块狗肉吃得乾乾净净,舐唇嗒舌,似觉美味无穷。孙李二人大喜,忙道:“苦大师请坐,请坐!难得你老人家爱吃狗肉。”' 倚天屠龙记第二十六回 - 俊貌玉面甘毁伤

    I tried it before too. haha!

    (beng, i delete cow's comment already. I also changed my nick to avoid confusion. chinese say: 'good man dont fight with woman' (over a nick) :)

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 10:26:00 AM , Blogger anon gal said...

    cow, beng,
    but hor, i think dogs are not treated in any way more cruel than chickens, pigs or cows leh. You guys really should go read peta's website - chickens smashed against the floor while alive - peta secretly taped it and protested against kfc.

    Ang moh like to focus on animals they dont eat. So ang moh say 'abandon shark fin', 'cannot eat dogs - dog is man's best friend', then sillyporeans support it loh. But ang moh has been eating steak for centuries, how come sillyporean dont say "stop eating cows - cows are our best friends in the ricefield"! ang moh tua kee is it?

    I support koreans! They purposely eat more dog meat during some intl event in seoul, to protest against american's barbaric interfence of their food culture.

    soldier,
    "anonymous" is your patent word meh? you old men should give in to young girls :)

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 10:44:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    anonymous, you did more than steal my nick, you stole my blog posts! Those posts on your blog were my ideas, but you cut and paste them as if they were yours. Maybe you dont understand, so i let you know: in my line of work, we call this plagiarism and kick you out of school! You very lucky you not my student.

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 10:44:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Miss Anonymous
    Is that the reason as to why we have Bird´s flu, Mad Cow etc etc...
    as their revenge?

    I think what we eat or do not eat is not because of what the ang moh say, it´s more to our eating habit. Just curious, are you a Vegetarian?

    》》They purposely eat more dog meat... to protest against american's...

    I cannot agree to this act cos 2 wrongs doesn´t make 1 right.

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 10:47:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    I also think originality is the best and we must always acknowledge sources we get, be it from a book, a mag, a web-site, from friends´ emails etc.

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 11:00:00 AM , Blogger anon gal said...

    Beng, me not vegetarian lah. Shark fin is yummy, steak is delicious and I tried dog meat before :) Yalor, I think mad cow disease is a revenge - they fed the cow chicken feathers instead of grass. yucks!

    Soldier, and in my line of work, we call it copyright. You have no copyright to them lah. But ok, i acknowledge here: those were your ideas and i used them because i found them very cute. Me bad. Happy? I wont be writing new post. This blog is more of a placeholder so that i can comment on blogs that do not allow anonymous comments. So no more "copying". And as they say: "imitation is the best flattery"...

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 12:56:00 PM , Blogger 蓝礁人 said...

    狗肉,在中国某些地区,又叫“香肉”或“地羊”。

    在欧洲的历史上,通常在一些危难时期,欧洲人曾食用狗肉。Ang Moh also eat lah so do me 蓝礁人!It's really delicious! The best is “黄狗为上, 白狗次之, 黑狗为下”。“狗肉滚三滚,神仙站不稳”,“闻到狗肉香,神仙要跳墙”,或“闻到狗肉香,佛爷也跳墙”,“不食狗肉,不知天下大味”,“吃了狗肉暖烘烘,不用棉被可过冬”。The best time to eat is “寒冬至,狗肉肥”。

    如小冰期(14世纪至19世纪)初期生活在格陵兰的维京人发生严重饥荒的时候,这些欧洲人也吃狗肉。

    1870年普法战争期间,法国巴黎被围。那段期间包括狗、猫在内的各种宠物,甚至动物园中的动物都被当作食物。法国大文豪维克多·雨果记载了此事。法国直到1910年还有狗肉铺子。据传今天在巴黎北部仍有人吃狗肉。
    Ang Moh 说一套做一套!

    在太平洋岛国法属波利尼西亚人们一直有吃狗肉的习惯!

    在拉丁美洲的一些地区,如阿根廷的布宜诺斯艾利斯,有些人食用狗肉。

    Initially, I thought anonymous has changed sex. :)

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 1:07:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Anonymous
    Of the 3 types, sharkfins, steaks and dog, me don´t eat cow and dog but eat fins occasionally, me bad :(

    Blue Reef Man
    To me, some facts are better not known but... I am speechless...
    :(

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 2:38:00 PM , Anonymous lao hokkien lang said...

    哇!
    唇枪舌剑,你来我往,明山论剑.
    劲!爽!好!

     

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