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Thursday, June 09, 2011

Jokes / 笑话 (RA)

lim peh ka li kong

Wow, 几久 never share some jokes here liao, hope you like these few:

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A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: "Well, Madame, there are 3 reasons why I want an increase. The first is dat I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Sir said so."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I cook better than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook?"

Maria: "Sir said so."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed."

Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Madam.......your son's tutor said that."

Wife: "So.........OK......... how much do you want?"

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The queen of England was visiting one of Singapore's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient, Lau Hero, was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

Old Beng the doctor leading the tour explained, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving another patient, No Eyes, a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

Old Beng replied, "Same problem, richer patient."

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