lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

MEN & WOMEN

lim peh ka li kong

Men and Women, by nature, are worlds apart. Saw this email and can agree no more but guess all Women will not agree to its content.

Anyway, just for sharing the fun.

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

Man discovered colours, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.

Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.

Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.

Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.

Man discovered woman, invented sex.
Woman discovered sex, invented headache.

Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man was screwed after that.

Ha ha, so how true are these sentences?

lim peh kong wan liao

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