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Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Love And Marriage

lim peh ka li kong

I received the following interesting email, share share:

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
* Not right for me and my cha-bo-lang cos until now, we still hold hands in the street *

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
* We still eat in Restaurants la *

Love is cuddling on a sofa..
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
* This one quite true leh, lim peh always sleep while watching TV *

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
* Very true, very true, sob sob *

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
* Wah-lau eh, really so true on me *

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
* What remote control? Never see it in my hand before *

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
* Sadly also very true cos lim peh getting fatter and fatter *

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

lim peh kong wan liao
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