10 Signs You Are A Singaporean Aunty
lim peh ka li kong
Today´s "10 signs on Singapore Aunty" is not the same as lim peh´s previous "10 Signs You Are An Aunty," hor, got difference one la.
There are many many aunties in the world but today emphasize on Aunties in Singapore. (Certain points were inspired by an email me received from a friend).
1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows).
2. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
3. You save grocery bags and use the grocery bags to hold garbage.
4. You don't own any real Tupperware - only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers and jam jars.
5. You own a rice cooker and slow cooker.
6. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
7. You're a wok user.
8. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached - it means they're fresh.
9. You always cook too much.
10. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
lim peh kong wan liao
Today´s "10 signs on Singapore Aunty" is not the same as lim peh´s previous "10 Signs You Are An Aunty," hor, got difference one la.
There are many many aunties in the world but today emphasize on Aunties in Singapore. (Certain points were inspired by an email me received from a friend).
1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows).
2. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
3. You save grocery bags and use the grocery bags to hold garbage.
4. You don't own any real Tupperware - only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers and jam jars.
5. You own a rice cooker and slow cooker.
6. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
7. You're a wok user.
8. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached - it means they're fresh.
9. You always cook too much.
10. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
lim peh kong wan liao
19 Comments:
At Thursday, October 25, 2007 6:40:00 AM , imnothere said...
8/10.
and i am a guy...
At Thursday, October 25, 2007 8:48:00 AM , Puffy Eyes said...
Oops! I've got 50% of the symptoms!!
At Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:21:00 AM , lauhero said...
I believe there is more than 10 you mentioned
At Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:36:00 AM , The Bimbo said...
haha Lao Beng you're so mean!!! haha i hope i wun turn into that one day
At Thursday, October 25, 2007 4:52:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Imnothere
Since you counted for yourself, lim peh also go count and realised me got 7/10 der..
Puffy Eyes
@$%&/# lim peh more aunty than you
Lau Hero
More than 10? You write in your blog la.
Bobo
Huh? You never kena even 1 ah? Young girl.
At Thursday, October 25, 2007 5:29:00 PM , Boh Tong aka Luke Tan said...
I agree with U totaly cos my mother used to do that..kekeke
At Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:00:00 PM , The One They Proclaimed Qiang said...
There is still hope for me. I only scored one. Be proud of me =D
At Friday, October 26, 2007 9:46:00 AM , Puffy Eyes said...
haha... then Old Beng should be call "Lim Auntie' instead of "Lim Peh'!!!
At Friday, October 26, 2007 10:33:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Boh Tong
Think most aunties think alike and thanks for dropping by
Qiang
Ya ya papaya.
Puffy Eyes
Eh... * speechless * =_="""
At Friday, October 26, 2007 12:44:00 PM , Anonymous said...
5/10
That means I got the tendency to be aunty don!!!
At Friday, October 26, 2007 1:39:00 PM , imnothere said...
be kind to this auntie(imnothere) also lah! help me cross the road.
At Friday, October 26, 2007 2:25:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Don Lim
You only small aunty see big aunty
小巫见大巫
Imnothere
Ha ha you are the most aunty of all
At Friday, October 26, 2007 8:49:00 PM , zhengning said...
Cham liao.
I going to be aunty.
At Saturday, October 27, 2007 1:38:00 AM , Whiskoffee said...
My mum exhibited 2 & 3. Haha!
At Saturday, October 27, 2007 11:44:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Zhengning
Your day of becoming an aunty will come but it's gonna be a long long long time :)
Whiskoffee
Only 2? Good for her.
At Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:59:00 AM , socute333 said...
heng ar! onli 4 out of 10 correct... when i was younger, i used to save the wrappings and the bows, but now at aunty age, i simply crush the wrapping papers into balls and dump it... no space at home for anymore clutters
At Wednesday, October 31, 2007 9:49:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Hiao Aunty
Piangz! Lim peh more aunty than you leh =_="""
At Thursday, November 01, 2007 8:20:00 AM , Anonymous said...
eh... i think me is 3/10.
but if your "cook too much" means always cooking, or when cooking, the leftover too much? must say properly leh... got difference one leh... then my score will b 3.5/10 liao...
At Friday, November 02, 2007 11:33:00 AM , Old Beng said...
1~xyn
Eh... 3/10 or 3.5/10 really not much difference la.
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home