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Monday, April 16, 2007

The Computer Of My Time

lim peh ka li kong

** Before going any further, lim peh still short of Daoraemon magnets, please read the post after this one *

All of you know that Old Beng me is an old uncle liao BUT do you know that during my schooling days, students then also have their own "Computer"?

Let me present to you, the Computer we used then:



Let me also share some of the meanings of the Computer terms used then.
Memory was something you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider's home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.
A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And if you had a 3 inch floppy......
....you just hoped nobody ever found out!!

lim peh kong wan liao

Note: Received the above email from a friend.

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