Vegetables Jokes

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Saw these super funny Vegetables Jokes on a friend´s Facebook Wall, share share:

Q: Which vege is homosexual?
A: Beansprout – Dao GAY!

Q: Which vege is the stingiest?
A: Kiam Chye

Q: Which vege is worth as much as your monthly income?
A: Celery

Q: Which vege is seldom happy but Extremely holy?
A: Bittergourd

Q: Which vege seller is not simple minded but has a scheming mind?
A: Potato seller bcos he buay gan tan (not simple)

Q: Which vege is worth as much as a diamond?
A: Carrot

Q: Which vege is the fav among SPG?
A: Watercress! Cos Asian 不是她们的菜，they like 西洋菜

Add 2 more:

Q: What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?
A: Ketchup.

Q: What happens when you sit on a grape?
A: It gives a little wine.

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