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Friday, November 03, 2006

10 Kinds Of Men Me Dislike

lim peh ka li kong

Although me also a man, there are some men me very the tulan the dislike and will always stay away from them. The 10 kinds of men are:

1) Single man but has many many girlfriends, not those just normal friends type but 一脚踏多船.

2) Married man but still going around hunting girl girl and the worst fact is he completely denied that he is married. 卑鄙,无耻,下流,贱格.

3) One who doesn't want to work, just rot at home, shaking legs KKYLP waiting for his wife to work and support him. 跎衰晒我们男人.

4) One who beats up his wife and children whenever he is not happy.

5) Got a little bit of money, super hyper yaya-papaya. Think because he has more money than you, he is the king. 妖,有钱大晒?

6) Rushing for MRT and Bus seats and will immediately fall asleep without giving up the seat to the more needful ones. 没咕咕的男人.

7) In front of people, he is a very righteous, good moral and decent man very the 正人君子 and will reprimand you jia-lat jia-lat if you sprout some RA jokes in front of him BUT behind closed door, he watches porn movies, reads porn magazines and surfs porn sites everyday.

8) Go around telling the whole world that he had slept with the girl or girls and describing their detailed performances/ preferences/ styles in bed. 认真冇口耻.

9) Has all the characteristics of a girl girl: He thinks, acts, talks and behaves like one. (Eh... this type me not dislike but not so comfortable, no offence hor, 歹势, 歹势).

10) Old uncle with typical long, permed coloured hair and a hairy mole on his face talking loud loud with full of vulgarity in the public. If that doesn´t kill you, he has his last fingernail super long and loves to wear very tight white long pants with bright red underwear. 死未?

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26 Comments:

  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 2:54:00 PM , Blogger Sunflower said...

    Add on...

    I hate MCP too!

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 5:28:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Sunflower
    MCP is widely hated and dislike by women but as a man, MCP is ok to me la.

    Anonymous
    Sorry I have to delete your comment even though it is "Anonymous". Hope you don´t mind. Too extreme to my acceptance liao.

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 5:47:00 PM , Blogger noeyesee said...

    uncle beng
    i got 3 questions to ask u

    1) of the 10 kinds, u kena how many?

    2) yr no.(2) like very familiar leh, r u referring to someone we know with the abbr. of qsh?

    3) wat did u delete that anonymous wrote in yr comment?

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 5:55:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Noeyesee
    1) 0/10, really, i soom-pah (finger drawing a "X" on my tongue)

    2) I am referring in general not any specific person in mind, don´t think too much, can?

    3) Just some comment of hers which I cannot accept it to be in my blog.

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 9:42:00 PM , Blogger 蓝月 said...

    7) In front of people, he is a very righteous, good moral and decent man very the 正人君子 and will reprimand you jia-lat jia-lat if you sprout some RA jokes in front of him BUT behind closed door, he watches porn movies, reads porn magazines and surfs porn sites everyday.

    i despise this kind of pple.

     
  • At Friday, November 03, 2006 10:22:00 PM , Blogger Sunflower said...

    uncle beng, how you know is a she not a he????

     
  • At Saturday, November 04, 2006 1:22:00 AM , Blogger ipromise said...

    Beng, I'm pleased to say I got zero upon ten.
    Re no. 10, unless the old uncle wears see-thru pants,how do you know he wears red underwear?

     
  • At Saturday, November 04, 2006 1:37:00 AM , Blogger Dukester said...

    Think the worst is 8, hv no respect for self & others...the listeners are just as bad...

     
  • At Saturday, November 04, 2006 9:23:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Blue Moon
    Yeah, 伪君子 really really no standard.

    Sunflower
    I know by her comment left in this topic. Just a word of clarification, she didn't write anything vulgar, just that her views on certain issue is not acceptable by me.

    Ipromise
    Hmmm, guess you didn't really see properly la. Usually bright coloured underwear is able to be seen when wearing white pants, really an eye-sore. Surely la, lao uncle leh, not young girl girl.

    Dukester
    Yes, me agreed, both the "kong" and "tiah" one also wrong.

     
  • At Saturday, November 04, 2006 11:52:00 AM , Blogger noeyesee said...

    uncle beng
    i know wat tat anonoymous commented liao.

    to anonymous
    go read my blog cos i can't inform u via yr blog since u disallow comment in yr blog, warning to u, u may not like wat u gonna read :)

     
  • At Saturday, November 04, 2006 2:42:00 PM , Anonymous char bo lang said...

    唉。。。大 家 莫 吵, 莫 吵。。。。

     
  • At Saturday, November 04, 2006 2:46:00 PM , Anonymous cha bo lang said...

    圣 开 导 师 智 慧 法 语 录 :

    我们学佛修行,常常都有魔来扰乱,当魔来扰乱的时候,第一要忍耐,第二是不理它。你只要做到这两点,那么魔自然就退了。假使你认为它是魔,不得了了!那魔就缠住你不放。

    造成此世界人类之所以乌烟瘴气,苦恼倍增的原因,就是:
    人们有了罪过,毫无惭愧之意,不知忏悔向善。

    随时随地都与佛同在。学佛像呼吸一样,与空气同在,与光明同在。

    与 佛 同 在 ! : )

     
  • At Saturday, November 04, 2006 5:21:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Children, don't quarrel, can?

    与佛同在.

     
  • At Saturday, November 04, 2006 9:07:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Lao Beng makes lots of sense sia. I feel happy to know that there are men like you who can tell that these are disgusting. :) Makes a world of a difference :)

     
  • At Saturday, November 04, 2006 10:32:00 PM , Anonymous  said...

    haha..light up my days in India~

     
  • At Sunday, November 05, 2006 4:40:00 PM , Blogger Kenny Ng said...

    luckily i scored 0 point...

     
  • At Sunday, November 05, 2006 10:28:00 PM , Blogger Kurakat said...

    I guess I scored ZERO point too. =)
    Whew!

     
  • At Monday, November 06, 2006 9:37:00 AM , Blogger dandan...™ said...

    All the post mentioned, all I dun like too...
    luckily 我家的男人还不错...
    heez..

     
  • At Monday, November 06, 2006 10:39:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Bobo
    As much as me try to say good things about men, these are facts which cannot be denied =_="""


    Glad that it helps your stay there :)

    Kenny
    Sama sama la.

    Kurakat
    You sure 0/10 one la.

    Dandan
    我家的男人 means daddy? brothers? uncles? or...?

     
  • At Monday, November 06, 2006 11:52:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hahahaha....
    I had the same thinking with "Mr.Noeyesee". When i read the 2nd point.
    Well...i guess i score 0/10 this time round :)

     
  • At Monday, November 06, 2006 12:06:00 PM , Blogger 阿恺 said...

    1) Single man but has many many girlfriends, not those just normal friends type but 一脚踏多船.

    they "claim" they are good friends but "act" not like friends.

    世界上这样的男人多的是。

    2) Married man but still going around hunting girl girl and the worst fact is he completely denied that he is married. 卑鄙,无耻,下流,贱格.

    after been caught, many excuse will come out but dunno why woman still believe it?

    better ask wife directly. (will do it if it is me)

    8) Go around telling the whole world that he had slept with the girl or girls and describing their detailed performances/ preferences/ styles in bed. 认真冇口耻.

    yeah.. especially those telling ppls how they slept with girlfriend somemore.

    those guy got no brain.U like ur gf mentioned to whole world how big ur didi size also to the whole world?

    冇口耻,抵死!

     
  • At Monday, November 06, 2006 12:19:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Xorpheus
    0/10, good for you la.

    阿恺
    1) Guys will normally claim that they are the tea-pot and must have a few tea-cups and they normally don´t want to give up the whole forest for just 1 tree. Actually hor, give you the whole forest, you also only can sleep on 1 tree la. Think is the different perception of individuals.

    2) Can only ask wife after being caught. Some men are just too smart or should I say some women think they are too smart thus kena 骗 easily? The more smart people will be easier to 骗.

    8) U like ur gf mentioned to whole world how big ur didi size also to the whole world?
    阿恺, you darn power siah.

     
  • At Friday, December 22, 2006 7:34:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hi OldBeng

    First time reading your blog today. Love your sense of humour.

    Keep up with the good work :)

    Just to add one more: Guys who can't make up their minds...haiz

     
  • At Friday, December 22, 2006 7:46:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Hello Anonymous
    Thanks for dropping by :)

     
  • At Friday, December 22, 2006 7:50:00 PM , Anonymous noynoy said...

    arh!!! Heehee, noynoy made the comment above :) Dun noe become Anonymous

     
  • At Saturday, December 23, 2006 9:22:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Noynoy
    Yeah me knew the above Anonymous is you >)

     

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