lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

Skill and style of telling stories is as per what you see - Singlish plus Hokkien dialects. Kam siah for coming into my BLOG and read, thank you! All content is copywrite "Old Beng" unless otherwise noted.

Monday, November 01, 2010

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令伯卡你讲

收到朋友捎来的 email  觉得还蛮好笑,你可能也收到,分享之:

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清晨,唐僧从梦中醒来,发现孙悟空跪在自己的床前,于是便问:“悟空,你怎么了?”

孙悟空满脸泪水的说:“师傅,我求您了,下次说梦话,不念紧箍咒,行吗?。。。”

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猪八戒到韩国整容,成了帅哥,于是到夜总会找美女。

散场后猪八戒问美女:“知道我以前有多丑吗?我以前是猪八戒!”

美女大惊说:“二师兄,我是老沙啊!”


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有一个人上课时老爱放响屁,同学忍不住说:“你能不能不发出声音?”

然后便见他坐在那里抖个不停。

同学问他在干什么?

他答:“我现在已经调成震动啦!”

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令伯讲完了
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