Jokes On Monday

lim peh ka li kong

Jokes for you on Monday

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Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Scared the hell out of the dog.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.

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So the elephant says to the naked Lau Hero. . .
"You breathe through that little thing?"

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Old Beng and Lau Hero met in the locker room after a game of tennis. Old Beng noticed Lau Hero was putting on a pair of stockings and suspenders.

Old Beng asked Lau Hero, "When did you start wearing them?"

To which Lau Hero replied, "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."

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lim peh kong wan liao

Note : All jokes are not the creation of Old Beng, sources from emails and hear-say.