Jokes On Monday
Jokes for you on Monday
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Scared the hell out of the dog.
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
So the elephant says to the naked Lau Hero. . .
"You breathe through that little thing?"
Old Beng and Lau Hero met in the locker room after a game of tennis. Old Beng noticed Lau Hero was putting on a pair of stockings and suspenders.
Old Beng asked Lau Hero, "When did you start wearing them?"
To which Lau Hero replied, "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
lim peh kong wan liao
Note : All jokes are not the creation of Old Beng, sources from emails and hear-say.