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Sunday, September 17, 2006

10 Un-Answerable Why

lim peh ka li kong

There are many questions in my mind and me seem not able to have satisfactory answers to each of them.

1) Why is it that everytime when you go to the office early, the Boss doesn't know; Just once when you were late, the Boss was already there waiting for you? (Similar case is that you did 100 things right, nobody knows, one mistake and the whole world knew)

2) Why is it that the 4D numbers which you have been buying for a long time only opens when you itchy backside let it go just this weekend?

3) Why is it that everytime you see other drivers driving on bus-lane without problem but just once when you do so, you will see a Traffic Police standing right there looking at your car plate numbers?

4) Why is that everytime when you are in a hurry, you will definitely meet with "Red Lights" at every traffic junction you come across and sure to be driving behind a "Gu" (Slow driving tortoise)?

5) Why is it that most of the electrical appliances you purchased start to turn faulty just after the warranty period?

6) Why is it that when you eat too much for lunch, you feel drowsy all afternoon, but when you eat a big meal in the evening, you stay awake all night?

7) Why is it that "white" will turn "black" when dirty and "black" will turn "white" when dirty? (Examples are your shoes, pants, bags etc)

8) Why is it that although now you are earning more than you used to be earning when you first started working, your current spending power seems to be the same without much savings?

9) Why is it that whenever you have some bonus from the Company, there sure to be some "unexpected emergency use" of the extra sum of money?

The last question from my little girl:-

10) Why is it that Daddy is bigger size than Mummy yet Mummy is the one with more power? =_="""

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17 Comments:

  • At Sunday, September 17, 2006 1:35:00 PM , Blogger Elydia said...

    Totally agree with point 4.... Ah Dia drive also like that... why huh?

    point 6 dun apply to me.... No matter breakfast, lunch or dinner ah dia eat half way always feel like sleeping.... Wahahahhahaa!!!!:Þ

     
  • At Sunday, September 17, 2006 10:55:00 PM , Blogger Dukester said...

    (5) isn't dat the purpose of warranty?? why wld anyone wanna warranty anything aft it's expectancy life span?? They make less $$....hur hur...

    But the last "why" damn powderful, man....hahaha

     
  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 12:43:00 AM , Blogger Sunflower said...

    uncle beng, cha-bo-lang roar ma.......... ^_~

     
  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 8:02:00 AM , Blogger Kenny Ng said...

    1. Boss only finds ur mistake.
    2. The computer knows... maybe
    3. Then u must follow it if u see others use the bus lane.
    4. When u r not hurry u never aware it.
    5. Purposely one.
    6. Chemical reaction?
    7. Opposite colour ma, can see obvious
    8. Inflation perhaps
    9. Coz everytime got bonus is near to festive season
    10. This 1 no comment... I got no experience yet... kekeke

     
  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 1:15:00 PM , Blogger Sibeh Sian said...

    Haha, the best answer I can think of to the 10 Whys is: Because sibeh suay lor, that's why :D! HAha....

     
  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 5:22:00 PM , Blogger Robin said...

    It is called

    KARMA...

    ghehe

     
  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 11:53:00 PM , Blogger Leonard said...

    why limpeh always writes things that are true??

    why? why? why? why??

     
  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 1:03:00 AM , Blogger ipromise said...

    Beng,
    2 - please tell me the 4D number the next time you have itchy backside and want to give up buying the number.

    5- Agree, even when I purchase with the extended warranty.

    10 - Agree, and mine don't even have to roar.

     
  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 12:13:00 PM , Blogger Xorpheus said...

    I agree with No.9. Whenever I have some extra bucks in my pocket, there bounce to have "unexpected" ways to be use up...sigh

     
  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 1:55:00 PM , Anonymous sÞ¡ηηєє said...

    questions 11: Why oldbeng keep talk about 10 reasons of why questions ah?

    Can change from 10 to 11? :D :D :D

     
  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 2:29:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Elydia
    All drivers will probably meet with the same kind of situation.

    Either you eat too much or sleep too little :)

    Dukester
    Guess you are right on the way they make money after the warranty period.

    Sunflower
    Sometimes she no need to "roar", just "stare" also workable =_="""

    Kenny
    Wow!!! You have answers to all question...almost

    Sian
    Yeah lor, think must go pray pray more often.

    Robin
    阿弥陀佛
    善哉,善哉。

    Leonard
    Me write what me see :)

    I promise
    Bro, your one more power leh, no need to roar.

    Xorpheus
    Eh... you still got extra or not, can use the extra to buy me makan ;p

    Spinnee
    10 is a round number, a perfect 10 and also 十全十美. (Actually hor, it´s because cannot think some more liao)

     
  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 9:28:00 PM , Anonymous Joycelyn said...

    My answer to your Questions:
    1.Sui
    2.Sui
    3.Sui
    4.Sui
    5.Sui
    6.no "kou fu"
    7.the opposite of white is black n vice versa
    8.increment and buying power grow parallel
    9."Bonus" and "unexpected emergency use" r good frens
    10.Mummy's mouth is "bigger",so can talk "louder"
    hahahahaa.....funny....anyway,thanks,i enjoy answering.:D

     
  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 9:55:00 PM , Blogger Ang Gu Gu said...

    Haha, your daughter really smart =p got future..u need anyone to tuition ur daughter? i willing to teach..haha =) next time sure as smart and more geng blogging than u de ..hiakZ..

    totally agree wif ur 10 unanswerable question =p

     
  • At Wednesday, September 20, 2006 10:20:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Joycelyn
    My answers to your answers:
    1.Choy
    2.Choy
    3.Choy
    4.Choy
    5.Choy
    6.no "kou fu" :(
    7.the opposite of white is black n vice versa - right :)
    8.increment and buying power grow parallel - logical.
    9."Bonus" and "unexpected emergency use" r good frens =_="""
    10.Mummy's mouth is "bigger",so can talk "louder" - eh..no comment

    Thanks for dropping by, like your postings in your blog :)

    Ang Gu Gu
    How much your fees ah? Me no money leh.

     
  • At Wednesday, September 20, 2006 12:05:00 PM , Blogger Mickell said...

    Because the meaning of life is: It's full of injustice. If there's no God to judge the wicked after they die, then the righteous, who are either killed or tortured to death by the wicked,
    would have died for nothing. Hope springs eternal.

     
  • At Thursday, September 21, 2006 1:56:00 PM , Blogger dandan...™ said...

    hahaa..tell ur little girl, not every daddy is bigger den mummy de...

     
  • At Thursday, September 21, 2006 2:14:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Mickell
    Too chim to understand :p

    Dandan
    Bigger as in size or ...?

     

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