10 Un-Answerable Why

lim peh ka li kong

There are many questions in my mind and me seem not able to have satisfactory answers to each of them.

1) Why is it that everytime when you go to the office early, the Boss doesn't know; Just once when you were late, the Boss was already there waiting for you? (Similar case is that you did 100 things right, nobody knows, one mistake and the whole world knew)

2) Why is it that the 4D numbers which you have been buying for a long time only opens when you itchy backside let it go just this weekend?

3) Why is it that everytime you see other drivers driving on bus-lane without problem but just once when you do so, you will see a Traffic Police standing right there looking at your car plate numbers?

4) Why is that everytime when you are in a hurry, you will definitely meet with "Red Lights" at every traffic junction you come across and sure to be driving behind a "Gu" (Slow driving tortoise)?

5) Why is it that most of the electrical appliances you purchased start to turn faulty just after the warranty period?

6) Why is it that when you eat too much for lunch, you feel drowsy all afternoon, but when you eat a big meal in the evening, you stay awake all night?

7) Why is it that "white" will turn "black" when dirty and "black" will turn "white" when dirty? (Examples are your shoes, pants, bags etc)

8) Why is it that although now you are earning more than you used to be earning when you first started working, your current spending power seems to be the same without much savings?

9) Why is it that whenever you have some bonus from the Company, there sure to be some "unexpected emergency use" of the extra sum of money?

The last question from my little girl:-

10) Why is it that Daddy is bigger size than Mummy yet Mummy is the one with more power? =_="""

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