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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

10 Signs You Are A Middle-Aged Man

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10 signs you know you are a middle-aged man

1) You are starting to be easily irritated by the Youngsters more than ever, be it the way they speak, sit or stand.

2) Eating is also a form of Exercise.

3) In your mind, the best clothings a Woman can possibly put on is her Birthday Suit.

4) Don´t know how to use the functions in the mobile phone.

5) You don´t need 7 different sets of clothings for a one-week tour, 2 sets is ok and 3 sets is the maximum.

6) Nothing excites you anymore except maybe the figures in the bank book.

7) The best place on Earth is the big, comfortable sofa in front of the TV set.

8) The once 6-pack in the middle has somehow clustered into 1 round ball.

9) Don´t always say our body got no shape cos ROUND is also a shape, especially to middle-aged uncles.

10) You always talk about your "Good Old Days..." 想当年...

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