10 Signs You Are In Deep Shit
10 signs you know your are in deep shit:
1) You were happily gossiping and bad-mouthing your Boss with your other colleagues, not knowing your Boss was standing behind you all the while.
2) You forgot to keep your Company´s letter pads, Stick-on.me pads, etc with the Company´s Logo printed on them when you invited your Boss to your house for dinner and he saw those pads lying around everywhere.
3) While watching a movie during your MC-keng day, you met your BOSS in the same Cinema.
4) You told your girlfriend you had to work overtime but actually went out with a new chick and suay suay met your girlfriend´s parents / aunties / siblings / girlfriend or worst, met her whole family.
5) Rushing into the public toilet just on time without letting go onto your undies BUT realised that there is no paper in it and your smallest dollars are the $50 notes.
6) For once, you studied thoroughly and very confident that you will score for the test / examination except to realise that you have studied the wrong subject.
7) You thought you were gonna fart but "SHIT" came out instead when you let go and you were nowhere near home.
8) Halfway during surgical operations, the surgeon who was operating you suddenly let out a gasp of "ooops" and followed by "Oh Shit!"
9) Your computer monitor suddenly "hang" on the porno page your were surfing when your wife walked into the room.
10) You forgot to buy your wife´s routine 4D numbers and it came out 1st prize.
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