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Friday, October 21, 2005

名言 / Quotes

听过一些 "名言", 与你分享:-

你讲又讲不听
听又听不懂
懂又不会做
做又做不好

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大事你决定
小事我决定
什么是大事
什么是小事
由我决定

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我所做过的两件错事
一是我与你结婚
二是我们还没离婚

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老婆, 如果你离开我
我肯定会死....开心到死


Came across some good quotes, share with you:-

You won't listen to others
If you listen, you won't understand
If you understand, you won't do
If you do, you won't do it right

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You decide on major issues
I decide on minor issues
What is considered as major or minor
I shall decide

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I made 2 big mistakes in my life
1 is that I married you
the other is that I have not divorced you

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My beloved wife
If you were to leave me
I will definitely die
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Too happy until I die

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5 Comments:

  • At Friday, October 21, 2005 4:19:00 PM , Anonymous lau heroine said...

    Wha lau! uncle old beng
    U all married men think this way, then i better dun marry.

    But funny leh, my bf used to say without me he will die and that he will alway listen to me.

    Later.....ek ek scary....all men are full of lies, sex, and xxxdvd.

    666
    Angel
    ex xiang kong included.

     
  • At Friday, October 21, 2005 6:14:00 PM , Blogger ipromise said...

    Beng, Me also make big mistake but me try to rectify them, before making the same mistake.

    ChioBu ex Niang Zi, why you compare me with all the other men in your life?

     
  • At Friday, October 21, 2005 6:57:00 PM , Anonymous ling_n_pebble said...

    Mr.Lim,
    ..haha..I like your last quote.

    Ling

     
  • At Friday, October 21, 2005 8:15:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Angel
    Yeah, I think you are right, men are full of sex and xxx dvd but as for lies, I think it's only fair to say that both sexes also tell lies, only a matter of how much lies one tells.

    ipromise
    Like you said before, women, have problem, dont have more problem.

    Ling
    Kam siah but my cha-bo-lang thinks otherwise....sigh!!

     
  • At Saturday, October 22, 2005 11:19:00 AM , Blogger ipromise said...

    Beng, did I really say that? That women are problem? I think what I really meant to say was: Have, 'hard'. Don't have, even 'harder'.

    Hope you are feeling better today.

     

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