名言 / Quotes

听过一些 "名言", 与你分享:-

你讲又讲不听
听又听不懂
懂又不会做
做又做不好

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大事你决定
小事我决定
什么是大事
什么是小事
由我决定

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我所做过的两件错事
一是我与你结婚
二是我们还没离婚

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老婆, 如果你离开我
我肯定会死....开心到死


Came across some good quotes, share with you:-

You won't listen to others
If you listen, you won't understand
If you understand, you won't do
If you do, you won't do it right

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You decide on major issues
I decide on minor issues
What is considered as major or minor
I shall decide

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I made 2 big mistakes in my life
1 is that I married you
the other is that I have not divorced you

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My beloved wife
If you were to leave me
I will definitely die
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Too happy until I die