Lau Hero Once More

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My friend Lau Hero has not been updating his blog for a long while, share some of his life:

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Lau Hero: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Wife: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Lau Hero: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Wife: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Many many years ago...

Wife: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Lau Hero: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Wife: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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Lau Hero: "Doctor, I feel pain all over me."

Doctor: "All over you? Show me precisely when the pain is."

Lau Hero using his finger to show: "When I touch my forehead, I feel pain. When I touch my cheek, I also feel pain. When I touch my chest, I also feel pain. When I touch my leg, also pain. When I touch my stomach, also pain. What's wrong with me, Doctor?"

Doctor: "I will give you some pain-killer and meanwhile I will want you to take some X-tray."

Lau Hero: "Huh!!! Doctor, what's wrong with me, am I gonna die?"

Doctor: "Relax la, you only have a broken finger."

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