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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

10 Weird Signs Of Our World

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Our world has become weird, weirder, weirdest. Don´t think so? Read on my friends, read on...

1) The Directors look more tan than our constructions workers. (Thanks to the golfing).

2) The males are more feminine and the females are more masculine. (Sometimes you can´t tell whether the person walking in front of you is a He or a She. Worst, you can´t tell even you are facing him / her)

3) The latest new accent for our young children is no longer Singlish but Filipino / Indonesian English. (The domestic maid is also your children´s teacher).

4) The people converse more via Computer than Phones.

5) You watch T.V. programmes via internet rather than the T.V. set.

6) Nobody can spell proper English anymore with the way they send SMS. (Think teachers nowadays have more headache marking students´ compositions).

7) You don´t need real talent to be a star. (Keep voting la).

8) It used to be "Places you Cannot smoke" but now it is "Places you CAN smoke". (Good news to non-smokers like lim peh).

9) It sometimes gives me the impression that I am in some province of China while walking in our neighbourhood. (They talk really loud).

10) It is now the "Child-dominated" family rather than the "Father-dominated" family. (Where to go for dinner? The child will say "MacDxxxx" and the parents will agree).

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11 Comments:

  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 10:14:00 PM , Blogger Ang Gu Gu said...

    Haha, true...ppl are getting more weird nowadays...

    i went to meet some client and supplier with my boss before, then no choice have to wear formal once a while cause my boss say more look professional..but everytime i wear formal, he wear t-shirt and jeans only =p

    and he doesnt look like a boss also..ppl always thought i am the boss, he is the delivery boy who accompany me...haha~

    7) You don´t need real talent to be a star. (Keep voting la). <-- true...old beng u go join singapore idol lar..haha..or superstar..we all vote you be the next top singer =)

     
  • At Thursday, September 07, 2006 10:13:00 AM , Blogger Sunflower said...

    7) You don´t need real talent to be a star. (Keep voting la).

    I totally agree.

    I agree with Ang gu gu too, uncle beng if got uncle superstar, we vote for you!

     
  • At Thursday, September 07, 2006 12:52:00 PM , Blogger Elydia said...

    I'll also support uncle beng!! Yeah....

    Hey uncle beng.. i lost ur home address can i have it again i'll be sending some bills over... Thanks ah!! kekekeke... ;Þ

     
  • At Thursday, September 07, 2006 8:40:00 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

    quite true wor all the facts... I agree with u.

     
  • At Friday, September 08, 2006 1:25:00 PM , Blogger F¡яєвџяN said...

    dude..how true...!!

     
  • At Friday, September 08, 2006 1:49:00 PM , Blogger Rene ♥ said...

    haha i agree the tings you tok gt sense sei. lol

     
  • At Friday, September 08, 2006 2:13:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    beng

    maybe u n I can join force n go to "super old band" n all your bloggers´friends will vote for us.

    better still, pull sian to join us too

     
  • At Friday, September 08, 2006 2:46:00 PM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    Ang Gu Gu
    Singapore Idol? Cannot liao la, over-age uncle :(

    Dukester
    Hmmm, you really cannot tahan them huh?!?!?!

    Sunflower
    Ok la, if got "Uncle Superstar", me will go join and then you all vote for lim peh ok?!?!?! Then me become superstar, album, concert, movie, $$$, (start dreaming already).

    Elydia
    Ha ha if really got Uncle-star, you vote for me la, me will then reimburse you, ha ha one more step nearer to becoming a star (still dreaming....)

    Kenny
    Just some observation la, glad that you agreed with them.

    Fireburn
    Dude, thank you :)

    Serene
    Kam siah, kam siah :)))

    Lao Hokkein Lang
    Er... join force with you ah? Ok la, if there is "Super Old Band" then we can look see look see for more people to join us.

     
  • At Friday, September 08, 2006 7:33:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    haha! i made a 10 signs that you're a kid. xDD

     
  • At Sunday, September 10, 2006 10:38:00 AM , Blogger TheBlurQueen said...

    very true..people are getting more weird these days..

    7) You don´t need real talent to be a star. (Keep voting la).
    >>>hahaha..must agree wif u!!

     
  • At Monday, September 11, 2006 10:13:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I can be your superband manager ok? :D :D :D

     

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