Lau Hero and The Farmer's Widow
Long time no hear from my friend Lau Hero, kind of missed him. Lim peh remembered one more incident which happened to him long long time ago:
A successful farmer died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the farm but knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a farmer hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was a gay named Lau Hero and the other a drunk named No Eyes.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire Lau Hero the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
Lau Hero proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about farming.
For weeks the two of them worked and the farm was doing very well.
Then one day the farmer's widow said to Lau Hero, "You have done a really good job and the farm looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
Lau Hero readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock...and no sign of him.
Finally, Lau Hero returned around two-thirty and upon entering the room he found the widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, Lau Hero did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks."He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties."
By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, I'll fire you on the spot."
lim peh kong wan liao