Ha Jokes Again
Share some cheeky Q & A to brighten your Monday blues:
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them.
Q: What do men and tile floors have in common?
A: If you lay them well, you can walk on them for years
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Lastly, Lau Hero was talking to a pretty woman in a pub last night:
Lau Hero: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one arsehole in there."
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