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Monday, September 28, 2009

Ha Jokes Again

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Share some cheeky Q & A to brighten your Monday blues:

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them.

Q: What do men and tile floors have in common?
A: If you lay them well, you can walk on them for years

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Lastly, Lau Hero was talking to a pretty woman in a pub last night:

Lau Hero: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one arsehole in there."

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