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Friday, June 23, 2006

Riddles Riddles

lim peh ka li kong

Know some riddles, try before scrolling down for answers la:

What do you call a deer that cannot see?
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No Idea. (No eye deer)

What do you call a deer that cannot see and cannot move?
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Still No Idea.

What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
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Hand shakes


You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
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A Tent.

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always have me first. What am I?
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A Wedding Ring

What starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
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Coconut

狼来了 (猜水果)
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扬桃 (羊逃)

羊来了 (同样猜水果)
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草莓 (草没)

虫来了 (猜女明星)
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叶子眉 (叶子没)

女人跳舞 (猜男明星)
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杨群 (扬裙)

男厕爆满 (猜政治家)
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连战 (连站)

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