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Saturday, October 15, 2005

男人本色 / The True Colour Of Man

(十五年前之旧著)

这世上生存着两种人 --- 男人与女人.

啊, 那些介于男人与女人之间的 "二合一" 的人是另一个空间的话题.

女人大多数都是可爱的, 也十分值得身为男人的我们去疼爱她们. 但, 目睹各种各类的男人的所作所为, 真叫我感到惭愧与羞耻.

男人们都希望女朋友是处女, 却从不重视自己的操行, 毕竟男人是否还是处男根本无从知晓.

男人都希望自己的女朋友对他忠心不二, 自己却如八爪鱼, 四处探索女伴.

有亲密女友的男人总会四处去找更多的女伴, 而死也不承认已有女朋友.

有些男人只与女人出去一两次, 看看戏, 吃顿饭, 便大言不惭的认为已是对方的男朋友.

更有些只因为付了几次的钱便想要得回一点便宜.

男人与男人之间的名言 :"何必为了一棵树而放弃了整座森林, 更是令女人们恨得咬牙切齿. 其实, 就算给了他整座森林, 也只能栖身于一棵树上.

知道 "男欢女爱" 何解吗?

男人只要欢乐, 女人只要爱. 如此而已!!!

男人的毛病其实是数不完的, 花心本是男人的本性.

男人..........唉!

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The True Colour Of Man
(A Chinese article written some 15 years ago) - translation for my non-Chinese freinds

In our present society, there are, basically, 2 types of people - Men and Women. Oh, those in between under classification of "2-in-1" is a total different entity which will not be discussed here.

In my opinion, most women are cuties and definitely worth men's efforts to treat them well and "sayang" them. But having seen some men's behaviours, as a man myself, I felt ashamed and embarrassed at times.

Man will want his girlfreind to be a virgin yet never spare the slightest thought of disciplining himself and save his virginity since there is no way to prove whether or not a guy is still a virgin, unlike woman.

Man always wishes that his girlfriend to be faithful and loyal to him but he himself is like an octopus, hoping and grabbing for more girls all over the places.

Man who is attached will deny having one and still hunting around for more girls.

Some man, after going out with a girl for a couple of times maybe to the movies or having meals, will self-proclaimed as the boyfriend of the girl. The worst types are those men who had paid for the movies and meals will be expecting to gain something as rewards from the girl.

There is a famous phrase in the vocabulary of the men which made the girls agitated and sore :"Men should not give up the whole forest just because of 1 tree." But, even if you were given the whole forest, you can only stay in 1 tree.

There is a Chinese phrase which means Men only want happiness and Women only want love.

Men, I believe, have lots and lots of problems.

Men......

SIGH!!!

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22 Comments:

  • At Saturday, October 15, 2005 12:45:00 PM , Blogger 孺子牛 said...

    Are you a man??? sigh.....

     
  • At Saturday, October 15, 2005 1:06:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Beng, Men do face lots of problems in their life and Women is one of them.
    Have, got problem. Don't have, bigger problem.

     
  • At Saturday, October 15, 2005 1:11:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    喔!你说得很棒呢,非常赞成!
    但是有些women也很花呢,她们吃着碗里的,看着锅里的。对呀,这个世界只有men and women,骗与被骗, 看谁能骗过谁,谁就是赢者。

     
  • At Saturday, October 15, 2005 1:27:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I forgot to add one more thing:

    sigh......

     
  • At Saturday, October 15, 2005 9:14:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hi qin
    By the way
    Where's your灰煌之城

     
  • At Saturday, October 15, 2005 9:17:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    sorry...
    It should be 灰皇之谈

     
  • At Saturday, October 15, 2005 10:36:00 PM , Blogger 孺子牛 said...

    gurigula,

    Pardon me, are you hinting something? I dun get it.

     
  • At Sunday, October 16, 2005 1:55:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Mr.Lim,
    Howdy?
    Have fun blogging.

    Ling ;-)

     
  • At Sunday, October 16, 2005 2:11:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    This is double standards..

    so unfair..

     
  • At Sunday, October 16, 2005 8:37:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    qin
    i meant your blog....

     
  • At Sunday, October 16, 2005 8:40:00 AM , Blogger 孺子牛 said...

    gurigula,

    OIC. Click my picture, then double click 灰皇之谈,it will link it to my site.

    Alternatively, bookmarked this http://www.qinshihuang2018.blogspot.com/

     
  • At Sunday, October 16, 2005 8:52:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    qin
    Have tried several times but still unable to read....sigh.

     
  • At Sunday, October 16, 2005 11:53:00 AM , Blogger 孺子牛 said...

    gurigula,
    Then probably it is becoz of ur older version of Windows.
    U go to IE, View,Encoding, then click Chinese Simplifed.
    If u can't, I think u got to get the Disk to install Chinese version.

     
  • At Sunday, October 16, 2005 2:53:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    There is no problem with men and women, blame it on their brothers and sisters.

    To be frank as the
    Indians say, brothers itchy outide, sisters itchy inside.

    Anyway it was 15 years ago, long long la kopi.

    666
    Angel
    At tat time, i was 4 years old, using MOpiko.

     
  • At Sunday, October 16, 2005 3:25:00 PM , Blogger 孺子牛 said...

    666,

    U mean u r using mopiko to ease the itch since 4 years old? That's really mature?
    Hahahahah

     
  • At Sunday, October 16, 2005 3:47:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Uncle Old beng, sigh!!

    Here is a good example,
    See that is the problem with men, especially ppls like qin, cant they think n do it straight!!

    So wat the big laugh for applying Mopiko on our body to prevent dengue???

    Men are alway crooked, i say, no one is straight.

    Mature at 4 years old!!! C'mon lah, grow up qin. A man of yr status with blogger cant be another child abuse pyschoprenian.

    666
    Angel
    now using tiger palm brand

     
  • At Sunday, October 16, 2005 6:09:00 PM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    Ling
    I'm fine, thank you. How about you? Please scratch pebble's head for me :)

    Xishi,
    什么 double standards? no understand leh, can elaborate further please? kam siah

    Qin and 666
    Children don't quarrel.

     
  • At Monday, October 17, 2005 11:35:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    My dearest prettiest gal of all,
    the one and only pretty jiji! hahaha for me i should call u pretty jie jie better than Jiji??? Sound very itchy leh. hehehe
    I am A OKie, just getting older hahaha! thanks jie jie.

    Jie, why dun u start a thread on beta about indian man again hehehe, that will be fun.

    Uncle old beng, please tell this bro qin to behave ok...otherwise i go kick his p....

    666

     
  • At Monday, October 17, 2005 3:41:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hi qin
    still can not read your blog...
    this is never happened before, and i dont think that my PC is tooo old to read and write in Chinese...just bought it three or four years ago...

     
  • At Monday, October 17, 2005 3:56:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Oldbeng u r right at certain point but leh I heard pples also say tis:
    男人不坏,女人不爱, 你又怎麽解呢。like u say u go lunch n wat u c, oh OL wat abt ur look alike xie wan yi cha-bo-lang,打进冷宫吗,正是没良心,以我所见,男人女人也好,各有千秋,千变万化。男人不一定怀女的就好, wait till u kena tio tuk cai dao then u know....hahaha

     
  • At Monday, October 17, 2005 5:34:00 PM , Blogger 孺子牛 said...

    gurigula,

    ok, let me help to solve ur problem. It could be your security setting and java enabled.

    U email to me wat it appears when u click on my site. Btw, what windows version are you using?

    qin_shi_huang2005@hotmail.com

     
  • At Monday, October 17, 2005 7:58:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    qin
    Sure, will send an email to you later....

    Thank you.

     

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