Some (RA) Jokes

lim peh ka li kong

Weekend coming, in happy mood and feel a little bit naughty. Remembered the following few (RA) jokes and like to share with you. Hope they brighten your day :-

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A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother that he put poison on the nipples of his mom while she was asleep. Now comes the sad part - the next day their father died...

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A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job.
99% said, the 10 minutes silence.

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What is a kiss?

Kiss is an enquiry on the first floor, about vacancy on the ground floor.

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What do Bungee Jumping & Prostitution have in common?

With both pleasure last for 35 seconds and if the rubber breaks, you are screwed.

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Lady: Doctor, an ant entered my vagina. Please help and take it out.

Doctor removes her panty and starts making love to her.

Lady (angry): What are you doing?

Doctor: This is the only way, I will drown the bastard.

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Why do women love gold more than man?

Because gold has 24 carrots while man has only 1 carrot.

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Pinocchio complains to his father, saying, "Whenever I attempt to make love to a woman, she complains of splinters."

His father shows pity and gives Pinocchio a piece of sandpaper to sand his knob down whenever he needs to.

A few days later during dinner, his father asks, "How are the girls?"

"Girls?" Pinocchio replies, "Who needs girls?"

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Riddle : 3 men having shower together.

Guess an electrical appliance. (Note: Answer must be in Hokkien)

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Answer: Washing Machine. (Catch no ball?)


In Hokkien (洗衣机 = 洗三支)

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All the above are not the original creation of Old Beng, sources received via emails, hear-say and magazines.

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