lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

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Thursday, August 25, 2011


lim peh ka li kong

The last round we sent the big Grasshopper away to a bigger park, that very night a fat little birdy came to our house.

lim peh was told that this fat little birdy is very small and round and looks like a cute puffy cotton ball and only sleeps in our 芙蓉 tree at night. Want to see this fat little birdy during daytime? 想都不用想。

Hmmm, lim peh must try to take the photograph of this mysterious fat little birdy. NPNT mah. (No picture no talk)

I only have the chance to see this little fat birdy one night when lim peh came home from work.

I tell you ah, this fat little birdy really slept like nobody's business one, lim peh went so near to it, took photo left right up down centre, she also totally bo chap, 照睡不顾。

Sleeping deeply
Fat little birdy with a long sharp beak
From another angle

For the past few nights, this fat little birdy had been sleeping at the exact same spot of the tree, guess she has 认定 this place as her hotel liao.

Sleep la, no problem so long you don't shit all over my place can already. A little shit will help to fertilise the plant anyway, so ok la.

lim peh kong wan liao
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  • At Friday, August 26, 2011 10:53:00 PM , Anonymous FML said...

    i might be wrong but it looks like Olive-backed Sunbird though yours looks kinda fat.

    too bad feeds on nectar and not locust.

  • At Monday, August 29, 2011 11:33:00 AM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    You may be right.

    No la, even if it feeds on locust, I will not want it to do so, let's all live happily under one roof :)

  • At Friday, September 02, 2011 9:45:00 AM , Anonymous Li Kong said...

    Simple IQ problem: Both grasshopper and fat bird take turn to look after the place as security guards. Who dare to come in? Glasshopper would be the first to drop bomb, i.e. shit, at you. The one that comes latter will let the fat bird to hit you with its beak. Dong! Dong!

  • At Friday, September 02, 2011 10:21:00 AM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    Li Kong
    Ha ha, you very creative and imaginative leh. 左右两护法 for my house.


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