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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

5 Secrets To A Perfect Relationship

lim peh ka li kong

Me received an email from a friend will like to share the contents with all of you.

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to
you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be
with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

* Source from Gilbert *

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13 Comments:

  • At Wednesday, January 11, 2006 4:10:00 PM , Blogger Elydia said...

    hahahahahaa.... so is it not possible to find a woman who have all of the above? thats why need to have 4 women.

     
  • At Thursday, January 12, 2006 8:32:00 AM , Blogger noeyesee said...

    yo uncle beng
    u looking 4 1 relationship like that too? u not scared yr cha bo lang pull n twist yr ear huh?

     
  • At Thursday, January 12, 2006 8:46:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Elydia
    Nobody is perfect but I am contented to have found my cha-bo-lang. YOu must also "add-oil" ok?

    No Eye See
    No la, I dare not and dont have the guts to do so la. Dont sabo me la.

     
  • At Thursday, January 12, 2006 11:32:00 AM , Blogger Mickell said...

    My woman does no housework. She washes the toilet a few times a year. She's not the faithful type. Then again, nobody's perfect ;)

     
  • At Thursday, January 12, 2006 11:33:00 AM , Blogger Mickell said...

    Since none of us as human beings can be perfect, how can we ever expect our partner to be perfect? If we want a partner who's a ten, then we ourselves have to be a ten in the first place :)

     
  • At Thursday, January 12, 2006 1:24:00 PM , Blogger dandan...™ said...

    hahahaahaa!!
    Good!! can change to guys version too !!

    Its good to find:
    a yandao guy but not rich
    a rich guy but not flirt
    a caring and devoted guy
    a loving guy but oni love me
    a talented but not famous guy.

    hahaahahaa!!~

     
  • At Thursday, January 12, 2006 3:10:00 PM , Blogger Elydia said...

    Uncle Beng.. "add oil" to look for my right guy or "add oil" to be almost a perfect woman? think neither possible... find a right guy ah... no need lah.. think wait for that right guy to look for me... hahahhaaa....

     
  • At Thursday, January 12, 2006 6:05:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    wei, oldbeng u stated sources from Gilbert?
    you sure bo, copy right isit?
    4 to have 1 each, can bo? or
    1 to have 4 of all, is not cannot but always u do the others 2 so to have 2 of your choice is good good liao, dun b choosy huh, u say u dare not but think think can right hahahaha hope your cha bo lang dun angry, tell her I'm sorry ok jus joke on a coke only, wa ha ha ha

     
  • At Thursday, January 12, 2006 6:08:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    hey, Gilbert if u r reading
    do you got this kangtow bo, 4 of wat u mentioned n they dun know each others, I wan leh....your international trade again

    sorry hor oldbeng, using your blog for msg, I know he's reading

     
  • At Friday, January 13, 2006 1:01:00 AM , Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

    point 6 : it's important not to have 3 women at the same time - they gossip like hell and kill the man.

    hahaha

     
  • At Friday, January 13, 2006 10:33:00 AM , Blogger Hiao Auntie said...

    this post makes me sad coz i am number 1-4, therefore cannot be number 5, but still my bf and me broke up

     
  • At Friday, January 13, 2006 10:42:00 AM , Blogger .......... said...

    4 women is too many.. very tiring lah. haha

     
  • At Friday, January 13, 2006 10:44:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Mike
    Yeah you are right, nobody's perfect so we must be contented with our spouse.

    Dandan
    Good luck to you, hope you can find one with all the pointers, if not got to tailor-make :)

    Elydia
    Happy waiting and good luck to you too :)

    Lau Hero
    You ask Gilbert direct la.

    Spinnee
    Agree with you, for me 1 already enough, 2 sure cannot tahan not even dare to think about 3.

    Hiao Aunty
    With 1 - 4 points yet he left you, he is nuts but it is HE who will regret and not having a sound mind.
    Don't worry, you will meet another better one.


    Ha ha you naughty girl

     

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