10 Jokes For The New Year

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2006, a new year, what better way to start it with some jokes? Enjoy...

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"I got rid of that rear noise in the car."
"How?"
"I made her sit in the front with me."

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Marriage has its good side. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint and many other qualities you wouldn't need if you stayed single.

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Education is what you get from reading the fine print.
Experience is what you get from not reading it.

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"Have you ever been cross-examines before?" asked the judge.
"Yes your honour," replied the defendant, "I'm a married man."

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Funny how man blames fate for all accidents, yet claims full responsibility for a hole in one.

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It was so cold the other day that the local flasher was seen describing himself to a woman.

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Marriage begins as you sink in his arms, and ends with your arms in the sink.

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"Education has failed the younger generation," said the businessman, "our survey shows that as many as 40% can't read, another 40% can't write and the other 30% can't add up."

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He had a stereo system in his car for years. His wife in the front and her mother in the back.

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On quiet nights, when he is alone, Fred runs their wedding video backwards, just to watch himself walk out of the church a free man.

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* All jokes taken from the book "The Little Book Of Jokes" - Publisher : Robert Frederick Ltd

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