Lau Hero & The Horse

lim peh ka li kong

After reading my numerous posts on our friend Lau Hero, he finally buay tahan, called lim peh and told me this joke which he insisted that I must share with all of you:

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Lau Hero walks into a pub and sees a jar full of cash on the bar.

He asks the bartender what the jar of cash is for and the bartender says, "If you can make my horse laugh, you win the money."

So, Lau Hero walks around back of the pub, whispers in the horse's ear and the horse starts laughing and snorting and stomping his hooves.

Lau Hero walks back into the tavern and takes the jar of cash.

A few weeks later, Lau Hero walks into the pub and sees another jar of cash on the bar.

He asks the bartender what the jar of cash is for and the bartender says, "My horse hasn't stopped laughing since you were in here last and if you can make my horse stop laughing you win the money."

So Lau Hero walks around the back of the pub and everyone hears the loudest sobbing and crying coming from the horse.

Lau Hero walks up to the bar and reaches for the jar of cash.

"Hold on a minute," says the bartender. "I've gotta know what you said to that horse."

"Well," says Lau Hero, "the first time I came in, I told him that my dick was bigger than his."

"And the second time?" Asked the bartender.

"I showed him." said Lau Hero.

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Power sia?!

lim peh kong wan liao