10 Kinds of Girl Girl Me Scared

lim peh ka li kong

Although me like girl girl very much, there are some types of girl girl me very scared. Whenever me encounter such criteria of girl girl, me will "siam" away far far far....

1) Never like to bathe or rather seldom bathe and although she sprays a lot of perfume, the stench is still able to hit you right at your nose.

2) Bad-mouthed her friends behind their backs but appears to be very friendly and caring in front of them.

3) Act cute type when she is already above 30 reaching 40.

4) Like a toopid Octopus, everytime talks to a guy will address them as "sayang", "darling", "honey" etc, and will definetely have body-contact like touching the hand, shoulder, back etc of the man, bo-chap whether the guys like it or not.

5) All the @#€&%$ vulgarity comes out whenever she opens her mouth, better in-depth of vocab than lim peh.

6) Always thinks all the guys are trying to take advantage on her, just smile to her and she will tell the whole world you are interested in her.

7) Arm-pits never shaved and always raise her 2 arms in the air, not to mention the air pollution released at the same time. (Worse than the haze).

8) Always using her hand to flip her hair even when having makan at the same table together, darn scared ser-ka-ly my plate of rice got her hair and dandruff as additional side-dish.

9) Standing at the entrance of the lift like a statue rooted firmly and will never move her butt and if you accidentally knock her while entering the lift she will "Tsk! Ai-yo!" and stares at you with eye-sights like a pair of daggers.

10) Everything also "My mother says...."

lim peh kong wan liao

P/s: Lim peh will not be in town for a while, just in case the women all get angry with this posting and wanna have a word with me or bash meet me up. =_="""