10 Incidents Which Make You Go @$%#&€@ III

lim peh ka li kong

So long lim peh did not write about "10" liao, hand a little bit itchy.

After my writing of 10 Incidents which make you go @$%#&€@ Part I and Part II, lim peh manage to come out with 10 more incidents.

Ya, me know, lim peh very bo-liao.

1) You go to watch a movie and suay suay sit beside a very talkative moron who keeps telling his friend the plot as the story unfolds

2) Car alarm went off in the middle of the night and woke everybody up but the owner of it apparently slept like a stone or just plain bo-chap.
* Contribution by Kenny Ng *

3) You saw that the MRT was coming but some young couples were blocking your way on the escalator. Despite saying "excuse me" many times, they treated you like transparent...
* Contribution by Casius *

4) You queued up for a long time for the famous popular food but everything was sold out when it´s your turn.

5) You finally found / remembered the vouchers which you took the effort to exchange only to realise that the validity dates were all expired liao.

6) You were carrying your tray of lunch in a super-packed food court but the group of guys who had finished their food just sat around talking despite seeing you standing near eyeing the table.

7) Caught in a lift with some inconsiderate smoker smoking in the lift.
* Taken from Maomie *

8) After considering to buy an expensive item for the longest time and finally made up your mind and bought it THEN the price of the Expensive item was on sale at 20% discount the following day.

9) You watched your favourite soccer team kicking against one of its strongest opponent "live telecast" early in the morning and just happened that you dozed off for a few seconds and it's a GOAL!!!

10) You tried and made very hard and finally had a good hand of mahjong of full limit 五台 and waiting to win then the toopid friend finished his mahjong with just 1 台.
* A non-mahjong person will never understand what lim peh is writing and will never know the perturbness of being 截糊*

lim peh kong wan liao