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Monday, May 05, 2008

10 Incidents Which Make You Go @$%#&€@ III

lim peh ka li kong

So long lim peh did not write about "10" liao, hand a little bit itchy.

After my writing of 10 Incidents which make you go @$%#&€@ Part I and Part II, lim peh manage to come out with 10 more incidents.

Ya, me know, lim peh very bo-liao.

1) You go to watch a movie and suay suay sit beside a very talkative moron who keeps telling his friend the plot as the story unfolds

2) Car alarm went off in the middle of the night and woke everybody up but the owner of it apparently slept like a stone or just plain bo-chap.
* Contribution by Kenny Ng *

3) You saw that the MRT was coming but some young couples were blocking your way on the escalator. Despite saying "excuse me" many times, they treated you like transparent...
* Contribution by Casius *

4) You queued up for a long time for the famous popular food but everything was sold out when it´s your turn.

5) You finally found / remembered the vouchers which you took the effort to exchange only to realise that the validity dates were all expired liao.

6) You were carrying your tray of lunch in a super-packed food court but the group of guys who had finished their food just sat around talking despite seeing you standing near eyeing the table.

7) Caught in a lift with some inconsiderate smoker smoking in the lift.
* Taken from Maomie *

8) After considering to buy an expensive item for the longest time and finally made up your mind and bought it THEN the price of the Expensive item was on sale at 20% discount the following day.

9) You watched your favourite soccer team kicking against one of its strongest opponent "live telecast" early in the morning and just happened that you dozed off for a few seconds and it's a GOAL!!!

10) You tried and made very hard and finally had a good hand of mahjong of full limit 五台 and waiting to win then the toopid friend finished his mahjong with just 1 台.
* A non-mahjong person will never understand what lim peh is writing and will never know the perturbness of being 截糊*

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15 Comments:

  • At Monday, May 05, 2008 10:44:00 AM , OpenID donlim said...

    The above 10 incidents you mentioned I personally encountered all except the mahjong scenario.

     
  • At Monday, May 05, 2008 5:29:00 PM , Blogger Leonard said...

    these incidents really make u shout out: "@$%#&€@"

     
  • At Monday, May 05, 2008 11:45:00 PM , Anonymous spyder said...

    Similar worse scenario in mahjong is you waiting to win 5 tai liao. the winning card is thrown, the toopid friend before you, 'qiang hu'. you bang balls.

     
  • At Tuesday, May 06, 2008 12:39:00 AM , Blogger Joshua said...

    For no 6, even if its crowded, its the right of the people who wanna laze around a little after a meal. I am saying this even if I am the one standing and waiting.

    If the people chose to leave upon seeing me around, I will normally thank them as they pass em by.

     
  • At Tuesday, May 06, 2008 10:57:00 AM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    Don Lim
    Wahahahaha!! You really very 咸.

    Leonard
    Hope you dont shout out too often.

    Spyder
    Hahahaha, quite commonly seen during a mahjong session lor, wanna have a game or 2 with lim peh and we can make each other bang.

    Joshua
    Yeah, you are right, it depends on one's consideration.

     
  • At Tuesday, May 06, 2008 12:29:00 PM , Blogger 1~xyn said...

    in a movie, the person behind u happily take off his shoes, never realise he got "hongkong feet", then proceeded to put his feet up throughout the whole movie...

     
  • At Tuesday, May 06, 2008 9:58:00 PM , Blogger Themuxicbox said...

    Some !@$@ people who haven't bath for 3 days but yet want to air their arm pits in an !@#$@# crowded MRT train.

     
  • At Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:44:00 AM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    1~xyn
    @_@""" Wow!! Like that how to tahan? lim peh sure change my seat immediately.

    Themuxicbox
    Ha ha you must be standing beside him hor? Piang!

    Hmmm, think in no time lim peh can come up with another 10 incidents again with the contribution from all of you.

     
  • At Wednesday, May 07, 2008 12:03:00 PM , Blogger Mockingbird said...

    Would you tell the chatterbox next to you in the cinema hall to keep quiet?

     
  • At Wednesday, May 07, 2008 12:18:00 PM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    Mockingbird
    I had and I still will.

     
  • At Saturday, May 10, 2008 2:25:00 AM , Anonymous spyder said...

    dont want lah.. i dunno how to play mahjong lah.. just learning only.. you only make me bang head.. LOL..

     
  • At Saturday, May 10, 2008 10:12:00 AM , Blogger Maomie said...

    Dear Old Beng,

    These sound ALL TOO FAMILIAR! Haha...Just like those Murphy's Laws! One of the irritating things that I had encountered a few times is when you finally set your heart to buy a piece of clothing or a pair of shoes after choosing for a long time, the salesperson will come back and tell you "Sorry, we don't have the size you want!" Wah, think need to bring amulet when go and buy things next time!

     
  • At Saturday, May 10, 2008 12:26:00 PM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    Spyder
    Just learning?!?! The more we should play, he he he.

    Maomei
    Just not your day, I presume.

     
  • At Friday, May 16, 2008 12:34:00 PM , Anonymous spyder said...

    dont cheat my monies lah.. you are old ginger.. haha..

    in the cinema, if got chatterbox, just SHHH.. damn loudly, dont care.. if smelly feet, just say EEE.. VERY SMELLY.. the worse is kenna beaten up.. but then again, how many Sillyporeans have the balls to do all that??!! haha..

     
  • At Friday, May 16, 2008 3:54:00 PM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    Spyder
    Ai-yo ... there goes my extra money.

     

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