Why? Why?? Why???

lim peh ka li kong

Received the following email from a friend.

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Why, Why, Why ?

**Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

**Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

**Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

**Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

**Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

**Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

**Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

**Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

**Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

**Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

**Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

**How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

**When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

**Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

**In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

**How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?*

*The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you who is insane*

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lim peh kong wan liao