lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

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Friday, July 18, 2008

笑话两则

令伯卡你讲

周末来了,献上两则小笑话:

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长颈鹿嫁给了猴子,一年后长颈鹿提出离婚, "我再也不要过这种上蹿下跳的日子了!"

猴子大怒,"离就离!谁见过亲个嘴还得爬树的!"

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两个饺子结婚,当晚闹洞房。

送走客人后,公饺子回屋猛然发现床上有个肉丸子,而母饺子却不见了。

慌得他连忙叫道:“我的新娘子哪里去了?”

肉丸子嗔怪地说:“讨厌,人家脱了衣服你就不认识人家了?!”

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令伯讲完了
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