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Thursday, August 24, 2006

10 Signs You Are An Aunty

lim peh ka li kong

10 signs you are an aunty.

1) No children call you "jie jie" anymore, only "aunty".

2) You start to cut out the discount coupons from Newspaper and Magazine to buy stuff in the supermarket.

3) You need not worry about the shape of your eye-brows anymore cos they are tattoo-ed.

4) You used to look forward to having a romantic night with your husband but now you look forward to ending it.

5) You no longer listen to songs over radio, CD or MP3 but you tune into Chinese Radio Stations listening to some male DJ teaching you how to keep slim, eat well and stay healthy.

6) You start to nag and nag and nag and nag and nag......

7) You used to eat only half a plate of rice but now you finished even those your husband / children cannot finish eating cos you don´t want to waste food.

8) You used to complain that your parents cannot understand you but now you complain that you cannot understand your own children.

9) You demanded your husband to buy you flowers in the past but now you tell him not to waste money buying flowers but give the cash to you instead.

10) Your figure changed from a guitar to a barrel.

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29 Comments:

  • At Thursday, August 24, 2006 5:22:00 PM , Blogger Scarletr0se said...

    LOL

    very true hor.

     
  • At Thursday, August 24, 2006 5:30:00 PM , Blogger Sunflower said...

    Jialat, all dont met except pt 1. HOW?

     
  • At Thursday, August 24, 2006 6:10:00 PM , Anonymous lao hokkien lang said...

    Yeeee??? u know my wife huh?

     
  • At Thursday, August 24, 2006 6:27:00 PM , Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

    I'm not aunty but children call me aunty!! *SCREAM*S!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    anyway.. i think i hit all except tattooing my eye brows (which i tattoo myself instead) & i dun eat half a plate of rice b4...

    and i was never a guitar..so hmmmmmmmm

     
  • At Thursday, August 24, 2006 7:31:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    wah.. safe.. 0 out of 10..

     
  • At Thursday, August 24, 2006 9:26:00 PM , Blogger 蓝月 said...

    keke... i am 100% jiejie.

     
  • At Friday, August 25, 2006 1:32:00 AM , Blogger yanzzz said...

    wa lau ..thx leh old beng ask u to do abt GAL and u did the aunty's first ..

    gosh heng ar .. i dun have any of the abv points in me .. i am still consider as jie jie...

    but the guitar to barrel .. tat last part damm funni sia ..

    hereby i swear to everyone this barrel day wont happent to me at all ... i will die if i turn into a barrel ..

     
  • At Friday, August 25, 2006 2:06:00 AM , Blogger Crayn Tay said...

    haha..none of my business AUNTY~~~ hah akidding ;P

     
  • At Friday, August 25, 2006 12:09:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Scarletrose
    True hor? You are definitely not one of them. :)

    Sunflower
    Didn´t meet any point so what is there to be jia-lat?

    Lao Hokkien Lang
    HUH?!? Your wife kena all? Friend, you have my fullest sympathy.

    Spinnee
    You sure are one unique gal, in the 10 signs of "young punk" you hit 10/10 and now in my "Aunty" you also hit 10/10!!!!

    Never a guitar so must be violin la :p

    一只熊
    Good for you la, 0/10, heng!!!

    蓝月
    当姐姐的感觉真好哦!

    Yanzzz
    Er... Young Gal, you write la, me don´t really understand young gal

    Crayn
    Long time no see, li ho bo?

     
  • At Friday, August 25, 2006 5:40:00 PM , Blogger Ang Gu Gu said...

    Wah, my mum is an aunty..but i think a new age aunty guaa =) cause he only hit 5 of the point..not so old YET~! haha

     
  • At Friday, August 25, 2006 5:42:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Ang Gu Gu
    Hmmm so you mum is only half aunty la :)

     
  • At Friday, August 25, 2006 5:47:00 PM , Blogger 子非魚 said...

    哈哈﹗我想我就算到了一百歲﹐我弟弟們還是要叫我姐姐的﹐要不然﹐沒大沒小。

     
  • At Friday, August 25, 2006 6:11:00 PM , Blogger blueapple said...

    Haha! Very true! From the way I see my mum........... =/

     
  • At Friday, August 25, 2006 6:33:00 PM , Blogger Tracy said...

    Oh...old beng, wondering where u find all these signs? from ur cha bo lang? oops...no offence, ok
    Well, let me tell you how my REAL auntie behave (we related by blood one , ok)

    Folio : Female, aged same as Singapore, married 17 yrs old with 1 child
    1. Children call her Mrs XXX as she is a teacher.
    2. She got her discount from her husband's supplement card.
    3. She need not worry about her eye-brow as she visit her beautician twice a month.
    4. She goes on holiday trip with her husband every year.
    5. Once, she told me that she had a lovely dinner with her husband cos she like the music that the violist played whole night beside their table!
    6. She nags at me... for not yet get married
    7. She droves her child & husband to school & work, & park the vehicle in her school - to save parking fees.
    8. She cannot understand what the other teacher teach her child.
    9. She plants her own flowers but demanded her husband to help her to clear weeds & worms (cos she scare)
    10. She is definately a guitar.

     
  • At Saturday, August 26, 2006 10:03:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Fish
    Of course brother will call you sister forever la BUT what about strangers? What do they call you? :p

    Blueapple
    Eh...so your mum confirm is an aunty lor :p

    Tracy
    No la, my cha-bo-lang only hit 3/10 so only little bit aunty. (I disclose this with the risk of endangering my life =_="""

    Hmmm... you aunty looks more like a tai tai leh. Still a guitar!!! Good for her.

     
  • At Sunday, August 27, 2006 3:52:00 PM , Blogger Dukester said...

    Hahaha...but aren't most gals abv 25 holds items 5, 6, 9 & 10??

    jialat, gotta run, else kena humtum terok terok....hahaha

     
  • At Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:54:00 PM , Blogger Kenny Ng said...

    I'm not in this category... kekeke. None of the point matched also, fuuuhhhh...

     
  • At Sunday, August 27, 2006 7:56:00 PM , Blogger 子非魚 said...

    哈!說來話長,外人嘛,有人叫我auntie,有叫姨姨,有叫姐姐,有叫林小姐,有叫名字,有叫小妹妹…所以你說是否很複雜?^ ^

     
  • At Sunday, August 27, 2006 8:31:00 PM , Blogger ~ mama dewi ~ said...

    hehehe...except for 2(hubby did that most times but never me), 5 (never listen to chinese stations ley..ekeke :P)& 10 ( err still not bad la..not quite like barrel)..hehe

    neways, beng, u may reach me at tta_dewi@yahoo.com.sg

     
  • At Sunday, August 27, 2006 10:38:00 PM , Anonymous sihui said...

    CHAM LIAO! I only 14 year old hit one liao. jialat. when i reach 30 hor. all 10 hit liao.

     
  • At Monday, August 28, 2006 1:23:00 AM , Blogger Serene said...

    wah sei... this is scaredy

     
  • At Monday, August 28, 2006 9:29:00 AM , Blogger Sunflower said...

    Got, point 1

     
  • At Monday, August 28, 2006 11:19:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Dukester
    Yeah you gotta take cover, dude but gals do change to aunties, sigh!

    Kenny
    If you meet with any of the points, then jialat liao =_="""

    子非鱼
    哈哈,那妳也会被叫aunty罗?:p

    Dewi
    Eh... except 2, 5 and 10 so the rest....aiyo :p

    Sihui
    Which one you hit huh? So you think gals at 30 will hit all the points thus transforming into the new aunty world :pppp

    Serene
    Just for fun and my observations only, don´t take too seriously hor. In fact some aunties still very the chio.

    Sunflower
    Yeah me cock-eye, missed out you got 1 point but then again, children usually anyhow say one la, unless the adults call you aunty if not you are safe la.

     
  • At Monday, August 28, 2006 12:13:00 PM , Blogger platformshoes said...

    shit! 1/10..... kena the no.1 liao... friend's children all call me Aunty M------

     
  • At Monday, August 28, 2006 1:21:00 PM , Blogger Shaikha said...

    ok lah..ok lah.. me aunty long tym ago.. now almost a grandma...hehehe...

    Beng Ah... now u write 10 signs u r a Beng. Can ? ;) ;)

     
  • At Monday, August 28, 2006 3:34:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Platformshoes
    ONLY 1/10?!?!?!?!?!, then complain what leh? Good for you la. Me at the age of 16, already being called "uncle" =_="""

    Shaikha
    10 signs on Beng? Hmmm, let me think about it.

     
  • At Thursday, August 31, 2006 10:58:00 AM , Blogger Kurakat said...

    -.-"

     
  • At Thursday, August 31, 2006 9:45:00 PM , Anonymous sihui said...

    i hit the barrel one! DDDD=
    not as if it was a guitar before. heh.

     
  • At Saturday, September 02, 2006 1:06:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Kurakat
    ????

    Sihui
    Still a long way to go, gal. Maybe you can exercise more to down-size but it actually doesn't really matters cos healthy is more important. Shape? Never mind :)

     

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