10 Signs You Are An Aunty
10 signs you are an aunty.
1) No children call you "jie jie" anymore, only "aunty".
2) You start to cut out the discount coupons from Newspaper and Magazine to buy stuff in the supermarket.
3) You need not worry about the shape of your eye-brows anymore cos they are tattoo-ed.
4) You used to look forward to having a romantic night with your husband but now you look forward to ending it.
5) You no longer listen to songs over radio, CD or MP3 but you tune into Chinese Radio Stations listening to some male DJ teaching you how to keep slim, eat well and stay healthy.
6) You start to nag and nag and nag and nag and nag......
7) You used to eat only half a plate of rice but now you finished even those your husband / children cannot finish eating cos you don´t want to waste food.
8) You used to complain that your parents cannot understand you but now you complain that you cannot understand your own children.
9) You demanded your husband to buy you flowers in the past but now you tell him not to waste money buying flowers but give the cash to you instead.
10) Your figure changed from a guitar to a barrel.
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