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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

男与女

(旧著)

自古至今,人们一直在讨论“男女是否平等”这个多余的问题。男女平等是否真的那么重要?非得分个胜负不可吗?

其实这个问题是不会有答案的,不论你帮那一边,到头来还是吃力不讨好,就让这个问题永久地流传下去吧。

男人一出世就和女人不同(废话,当然不同),最重要的差别就在于男方比女方重二两,也就是这区区的二两重鉴定了是男是女。

大多数的人都重男轻女,一生儿子就开心得不得了,一生女儿便说是赔钱货。

恋爱期间,约会时,男方总是等女方;除非是朋友阶段,不然一切花费都是男朋友出钱。

男女之间的差别也在化妆上。一上街,大多数的女子都会花上一段时间在化妆上,似乎是不敢以真面目见人(当然也有一些女子不用化妆也敢上街)。男子就不同,甭什么化妆也敢面对众人。

男子主要的目标是工作,女人则是厨房军师。但可悲的是厨房军师已越来越少,女强人却越来越多。

男子一生担忧事业成功与否,女人则为容颜而担心。女子太美是缺点,担心引来狼群;太丑又怕没人要。

男子在外搞三搞四,人说“逢场做戏,那只猫不吃腥”。女子不从一而终,哗!不得了,人人骂她淫荡。

有这么一句话:“男人以爱为手段,以性为目标;女人则以性为手段,以爱为目标。”

其实男女又有什么分别?上帝创造了男人和女人,本就是要互相衬托;君不见男女之间的生理结构是那么的玄妙,可以配合的那么天衣无缝。

是男是女又怎样?日子还是得照样的过,男女一样是人,只要活开心,性别重要吗?怕的是明明是女人却想扮男人;而明明是雄赳赳的大男生却想变性。

日后,如果男女可随意变性,我想天下终必大乱,到时中性人满街皆是,别说不骇人,我虽不排斥但也不支持。

总之一句话,男女有别,是男是女早已注定,如想来个二合一,HELP YOURSELF,千万咪搞我,小生怕怕。

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3 Comments:

  • At Thursday, March 16, 2006 11:47:00 AM , Blogger Mockingbird said...

    Man was created primarily to work while woman was created primarily to relate. That's why women r more relational and emotional. Eric Tseng described it succintly in an old comedy movie: "Men and women are not much different. Men have something extra downstairs while women have something extra upstairs ;p

     
  • At Thursday, March 16, 2006 11:51:00 AM , Blogger sOnG said...

    the tropic of man and woman was a never-ending things. 2000 years ago, there are already problems..till now, we are still talking..cheers!

     
  • At Thursday, March 16, 2006 12:03:00 PM , Blogger Old Beng said...

    Mike
    Ha ha typical Eric´s joke :p

    Song
    You are absolutely right. Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars. Thanks for dropping by :)

     

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