How To Have Body Contact
lim peh ka li kong
Since my Xiao Ma Ge (小马哥) has been asking me about the ways to start a conversation with girl girl, me begin to recall all the tricks that me knew when me was a young Beng.
Just to share my previous experiences (taking the high risks of instigations from my cha-bo-lang and suffering of pain on my ear) so that the young girl girl out there reading my blog can take care of themselves better.
What are the best ways to get real close to girl girl and will not be called "Colour-Wolf" (色狼)?
1) Invite the girl girl to watch a horror movie with you la, who knows, maybe when she is frightened she will grab you hand.
Rating : 1 star
2) Teaching the girl girl to play new ball games examples like Badminton, Table Tennis, etc. To show her the correct ways to hold the racket, bat, etc thus having a chance of holding her hand.
Rating : 2 stars
3) Teaching the girl girl how to ride bicycle. You know la, first time ride bicycle sure cannot balance one, must need people to help to support her from falling down thus inevitably kena body contact.
Rating : 3 stars
4) Dancing lesson. Just think of the chances of holding your partner´s hand, waist, shoulder while teaching and dancing with them.
Rating : 4 stars
5) The final best way is none other than teaching her swimming. He he he, teach swimming how not to have body contact one? If she is first timer, sure will sink under water and drink a mouthful of water one and thus make her even more afraid and grab you more tight tight.
Rating : 5 stars
Anyway, in the first place, if the girl girl agrees to learn new sports or dance steps or go swimming with you, the chances that she likes you is rather high, so no need all the above out-dated methods from this Old Beng la.
Wait a minute!!! What if you meet someone who is very the clever one, everything she also knows, just like my cha-bo-lang. Does it mean no more chance?
Ha ha, lim peh ka li kong, when me met my cha-bo-lang it was the reverse, me watch horror movies me scared until grabbed her hand, learnt every ball games, bike riding, dance steps and even swimming from her so me still got the chance to have body contacts, WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
lim peh kong wan liao
Since my Xiao Ma Ge (小马哥) has been asking me about the ways to start a conversation with girl girl, me begin to recall all the tricks that me knew when me was a young Beng.
Just to share my previous experiences (taking the high risks of instigations from my cha-bo-lang and suffering of pain on my ear) so that the young girl girl out there reading my blog can take care of themselves better.
What are the best ways to get real close to girl girl and will not be called "Colour-Wolf" (色狼)?
1) Invite the girl girl to watch a horror movie with you la, who knows, maybe when she is frightened she will grab you hand.
Rating : 1 star
2) Teaching the girl girl to play new ball games examples like Badminton, Table Tennis, etc. To show her the correct ways to hold the racket, bat, etc thus having a chance of holding her hand.
Rating : 2 stars
3) Teaching the girl girl how to ride bicycle. You know la, first time ride bicycle sure cannot balance one, must need people to help to support her from falling down thus inevitably kena body contact.
Rating : 3 stars
4) Dancing lesson. Just think of the chances of holding your partner´s hand, waist, shoulder while teaching and dancing with them.
Rating : 4 stars
5) The final best way is none other than teaching her swimming. He he he, teach swimming how not to have body contact one? If she is first timer, sure will sink under water and drink a mouthful of water one and thus make her even more afraid and grab you more tight tight.
Rating : 5 stars
Anyway, in the first place, if the girl girl agrees to learn new sports or dance steps or go swimming with you, the chances that she likes you is rather high, so no need all the above out-dated methods from this Old Beng la.
Wait a minute!!! What if you meet someone who is very the clever one, everything she also knows, just like my cha-bo-lang. Does it mean no more chance?
Ha ha, lim peh ka li kong, when me met my cha-bo-lang it was the reverse, me watch horror movies me scared until grabbed her hand, learnt every ball games, bike riding, dance steps and even swimming from her so me still got the chance to have body contacts, WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
lim peh kong wan liao
Labels: Funny Stuff
12 Comments:
At Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:52:00 PM , Sibeh Sian said...
Aiyoh, I hope I can also find someone to hold my hands in horror shows, and teach me badminton/dancing/swimming too leh.
:(
At Wednesday, July 12, 2006 2:52:00 PM , sÞ¡ηηєє said...
wahahah cliche methods but SURE Work ;)
too bad, no one tried on me. must be i too knn face looking ;)
At Wednesday, July 12, 2006 3:08:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Mr Sian
Me free, you want to watch horror shows and take lessons from me :)
Spinnee
Me also free....but cannot la, someone in my family will not agree to my suggestion to coach you, furthermore me still need my ear :p
At Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:09:00 PM , Anonymous said...
LOL.
your cha-bo-lang very got ben shi.
At Wednesday, July 12, 2006 8:14:00 PM , TheBlurQueen said...
hahaha..beng u oso like my hubby..when dating2 tt time arr..all i noe..skating la, swimming la, badminton la, cycling, u name it, cheywah!!hehehe
but nevertheless, still managed to have body contact *wink**wink* u noe i noe la hor!! :P
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 9:22:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Sihui
Ya, my cha-bo-lang really the本事 that’s why me married her :)
Dewi
You also perfect 10 girl who knows everything? Hmmmm, then how ah, your hubby like me is it, act like everything also don't know la :)))))
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:19:00 PM , dandan...™ said...
no wonder guys alway date girl out for movie la..so this is the reason la..
At Friday, July 14, 2006 3:06:00 PM , Shaikha said...
hahaha...farny lah. Like dis u teach yr son how to hook ger-gerl arr.! Aiyoh.. he ony 15 yrs old lah.. tell him go study den work good good, make lots of $$$$ - den many girl will que to tok to him arr & touch anywhere oso can... *wink*wink*...
At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 1:31:00 PM , Unknown said...
hahahahahha~ that makes me laugh a lot!
i'm going to learn swimming.. aii yor.. it is 5 stars rate!
At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 2:33:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Me very free one, me can teach you how to swim :p
At Friday, October 20, 2006 10:22:00 AM , NA said...
I din like horror movies. Can't really swim well. Can't play badmintion well. Can't dance at all.
Can ride a bit of bicycle but not really zai.
Liddat then how? :'(
At Saturday, October 21, 2006 6:06:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Kurakat
Find someone you like and ask her to teach you :)
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